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Nov 16, 2021 11:48 PM
TheBigLetdown
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Skumbo
still lookin great though.
PTNLemay
"Not even blood will wash it out!"
RetrogradeLlama
You nailed it - mildly interesting. Very mild.
ZeroIsPlural
I have that eyeliner. I belive that review, it really good eyeliner.
Bolognameltsmyheart777
My favorite eyeliner, it is that good!
IAmGmork
She’s right. It’s the best eyeliner out there.
thetinytraveler
I legitimately went out and bought this liner the first time I saw this. It’s true.
aereddit
Ok but I’ve used that eyeliner - and I’m not a fan of these types - but it is great.
capturesps11
"I am deceased" wtf
Turtlegir
I have this eyeliner, my eyes must be fucked bc it never stays.
JesusofMethlehem
You can't buy a testimonial nearly as good as that. And she's right, her eyeliner is fire even thru the rain.
CarlottaVonSprockett
Wings on point
TorilTheBlacksmithsApprentice
Too bad Kat Von D is anti-vax, and thought names like "underage red" were appropriate.
ASquirrelNamedLloyd
I’m not even joking. This is the best eyeliner I’ve ever had
parttimeadult
I have that eyeliner. It's pretty good, but since I am bad at eyeliner all I get are racoon eyes
breadandcoffee
But how do you take it off?
anitabieror6
coconut oil
thetinytraveler
Cleansing balm, makeup remover, cleansing oil. Pretty easy.
mcbotulism
Get hit by a distracted driver going 56 MPH.
Freakinsenia666
Makeup wipe, weirdly it comes right off
lurkilydurkiler
Yes!!! It’s the best one I’ve ever used and only one I will buy now.
DaveSamsonite
I do not think the word “deceased” means what you think it means.
periwinklepanda
Have tried this eyeliner and it unfortunately doesn't work for me, even without a car accident. I have yet to find an eyeliner that /1
periwinklepanda
actually stays on, other than permanent eyeliner.
CynicalCyclicalCysticCytokine
Try Marc Jacobs felt tip eyeliner! Works for me!
periwinklepanda
Oooo, haven't tried that one yet. Thank you!
3006mv
Tattoo in a bottle
SkinnerTBD
*puts substance that needs industrial solvents to remove on face* omg, my skin is so terrible, I don't know why.
MintMission
Eyeliner covers a miniscule amount of skin, not really an issue
as9ect5772
Well... except during sexy time
OhNoDontTouch
does your sexy time involve drawing on each other with eyeliner?
as9ect5772
Something more primal
PopcornPotatoe
It's called cleansing balm or face oil which is apart of a no make up cleaning routine anyways...
FartVentriloquist
It comes off easily with micellar water.
sleepyreader8
If that isn’t grade A Advertising I don’t know
sleepyreader8
What is
silverymage
I can confirm working in the wedding industry: Kat Von D anything is quality stuff!
nognomwifey
I use this stuff and it’s amazing.
scoutMoonDiver
Except for Kat von D the person.
jatene
why's that?
littlemini
Love her liquid lips, hate this liner. ?
Asshattle
Except for the fact she's an anti-vaxxing lunatic and you shouldn't give her a penny.
EightAngryTortoises
Yep, quit buying her products when I found out.
shmorgan
She’s not connected with the company anymore (be/ of her comments/actions)
EightAngryTortoises
Good to know!
TwistedSenseOfHumor
I own a eyeliner from this brand that still bleeds and smudges even though it says it won’t. Honestly what am I doing wrong? I have yet to
FlyingMonkeyButt
Are you priming your eyes first. I’m very oily and without primer, eyeliner just slides off my face
TwistedSenseOfHumor
No primer. Only spot on my face that gets oily is my nose. Should definitely give it a try though and see if it helps. Thank you!
TwistedSenseOfHumor
Find one that doesn’t bleed out and give me raccoon eyes.
TokyoMose
Tubing mascara is a game changer too!
TwistedSenseOfHumor
I have no idea what that is! Off to google I go lol. Definitely ty for the advice!!
dontmakemechooseaname
Stila waterproof maker liner works for me, when kvd is a little smudgy. Also try Asian brands. Good with hooded eyes in humid climates.
TwistedSenseOfHumor
Thank you! Gonna give it a try!
TheUnstoppableWampas
Jesus Christ! That's a better review than any advertisement has ever been. I'm a dude and I'm considering buying a tube.
andychristman2000
Right? Next Halloween when I need to add scars and or whiskers this will be my go to.
angryscreechingnoise
any specific kind of tube? crazy straw? catheter? crazy catheter?
TheUnstoppableWampas
A tube of the product you wanker!
Vter1
If I die in a wreck it'll save the mortician a few minutes AND I'll be the prettiest patient the EMT's ever saw. :)
Footstepsofdawn
It is pretty damn good eye liner
cptcr
that is an ad
afsdpckapjadfkasef
I got really excited about the quality of the product and I don't even use it
RedOnDaHead
Kat Von D (owner of the makeup brand) is still anti-vax (like even before Covid). Make your own choices, but that has informed mine.
ILikeBlondDudesAndICanNotLieButGingersWillDoJustFine
And shared nazi sympathizer sentiments a few years ago. idk if thats her today but she liked a post some1 wrote saying Californias too left
adventureswithadhd
Wait.. just because they think a state is too left it means the commenter is nazi? Am I missing more info?
katv25
She doesn’t own the makeup line anymore. It’s now called KVD and she doesn’t receive any money from it.
OpossumJesusHasRisen
Good to know. Liquid liner is my one expensive makeup product & I've been using Benefit despite hearing KVD stays better.
MaybeAcat
Oh that’s great to know! That’s line’s setting powder and brow pencils are fabulous.
jrwicked
How good is my eyeliner, you ask? Ok, I'll tell you, but brace yourself.
meudig
But she's the one who needed bracing.
noselfiesplz
ThePretentiousGentleman
I dunno, I hear applying it can be a real pain in the neck.
fraggles9000
yomahnn
I’d upvote this but it’s at 666 right now you filthy devil.
jrwicked
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
I know someone transitioning. I'm gonna buy them this eyeliner as a stocking stuffer.
capturesps11
What if they don't want makeup?
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Replying to myself because I can't hit everyone up. Thanks for the ideas & the laughs. +1 to all.
mikeatike
And a neck brace.
W0lfsbl00d
Why, do they get in car wrecks often?!
Cinemagik
Print this to put with it
Elnauriel
Thank you for being awesome and thoughtful. =)
SarcasticComment
Print the article. Include a note saying "for the car crash that is your face" if you really know them.
ntotheo
KVD makes a vegan tattoo liner and a non vegan one, I’ve tried both and the non vegan one lasts way longer. If that helps :)
Ronelyn
As someone who transitioned, you will WIN the holidays if you do that. :)
capturesps11
How so?
Bearjahud
I love my Nyx epic ink liner, it's absolutely amazing. I haven't tried KvD (this is my first hearing they're no longer associated)
Eville00
I assume they must not be transitioning to male...unless...
LiterallyLordSatan
Some guys are into wearing it. Nothing wrong with that.
confuseray
sheanar
eyeliner makes everyone pretty.
Eville00
I like guy liner on my emo bands... it's not for me though
sarahdamozel11
I used to like guyliner. I still like guyliner, but I used to too.
FelixTheAnimator
Its a dang good eyeliner. Make sure you get some makeup removal wipes with it as it is almost as difficult as sharpie.
Kieralynh
Don’t get off brand makeup remover wipes. Bought Great Value instead of Neutrogena once and it was like steel wool on my face.
EvilAbedsBoneSaw
Oh, good idea. I know they like nail polish too. It's gonna be a killer stocking.
sheanar
Hand sanitizer will take off sharpie in a second. Good for letting kids make fake tattoos.
FelixTheAnimator
Yeah but hand sanitizer near eyes is no bueno.
sheanar
I was giving a solution to the sharpie removal situation, not implying it go on eyes.
HelpfulCorn
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Introduce them to lash princess mascara too. Its 5 bucks and just as awesome as the $26 benefit one I've been buying the last few years
BestRegardsJr
I very much second lash princess (benefit was my old fav too). Budget friendly and Amazing product!!
DecorativeCacti
I need to get that. I use mascara so rarely it's practically single use. Wish I could buy a bunch of trial sizes of the good brands.
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Benefit sells a bundle pack of their travel ones that's a good deal but I just stick to the 1 I know and now the lash princess is my new fav
DecorativeCacti
I'll look into that. I usually end up going the "it smells, but not THAT badly it's probably fine" route.
shimmerkitten
Dude. Anything going near your eyes has to be safe or you risk blindness from a NASTY infection. Please be careful. (put makeup in fridge)
punketta
Ok, but they discontinued my color foundation Philosophy’s Hope in a Jar (ivory) and now what do I do?
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
I love wet n wild foundation (I think ita photo focus) that is literally $5, even the ulta cashier said it was her fav. Also obsessed with
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Their stick foundation. Ive tried tons of more expensive ones and they just dont make me as happy as these so why bother spend the money lol
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Also a big fan of maybelline fit me matte & poreless, nyx stick foundation, and pretty much anything nyx. Great quality for a lot less
moboden
I just bought a tube - you're a damned fine salesperson. lol I can't wait to try it.
bigHugeLargeBig
It's worth it. I am a mascara fanatic and forever seeking out the best, and I'm hooked. I have both waterproof and regular.
moboden
I wanted to order the waterproof, but I'll get it next time. I usually wear it (w/p) but I'm older now and thought I should do reg. Thx!
bigHugeLargeBig
I do find the reg leaves marks on my upper eyelids, but also I live in a hot climate and am always super sweaty so could be that ??♀️
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
Its cheap enough to try them all lol I have 3 of them right now. Waterproof false lash effect is my fav
Grimmy32
"I am deceased" what is that even trying to emphasize at this point?
ButterfaceTaintClown
she misspelled "diseased"
vVvVvV3
Possibly she died laughing would be my guess
JesusStoleMyWeed
Exhaustion from laughing has lead to premature death
bassaro
brokentreestump
Exactly what I thought of first!!?
bassaro
krslvsasuka101
It means put out an APB on Santa Claus because she got SLEIGHED
swift862
You won’t be able to fight all the new phrases. You just have to start saying them ironically until they creep into your vernacular no cap
twentyfourjay
Tru dat tru dat
whatsthataboot
This is the way.
thatoneguychapman
Sheesh Pog based
imakeeper
A young coworker recently expressed happiness by saying "That's so sweet! ::cries::" out loud. I get that language evolves, but fucking hell
kojenk
We did this though
SherMattLockSmith
I have known people that say "LMAO" out loud, like as a single word l'mao.
Snickt
Even better roflmao from 2007 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEWgs6YQR9A
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Yes. My almost 21 yr old child does this. I wince every time.
PJHabit
Serious question: how did they say it? Like, "colon colon cries colon colon"?
imakeeper
Ha! They did not enunciate the colons.
StabbyMcMurder
I wanna know too
BornOnAMonday83
One of my employees says "shaking my head" when he's frustrated instead of just shaking his head.
Drewsky88
Smh
Givememyaccountback
Sitting(on) My Hemorrhoids
HeyOP
"Dying laughing" -> "I'm dead" -> "I am deceased." Different words, same intent. May as well type "lol"
NotAHugeSpider
All these youths today, flaunting their zombieness and being friends with a necromancer!
ShamanOfHigh
eks dee meme lol
Aefinn
"I am unalived"
Einstein9073
Aliven'ted
kingoflions90
Lol
djhash
Ha!
JCBalance
Roflcopter
AlwaysUpvotesRaul
Lolerblades
JCBalance
Roflmaobbq
thesupersonic
Say ‘lol’ like some basic white girl lmao
HeyOP
If you think "dying laughing," "I'm dead" or "I am deceased" is any less basic you're fooling yourself.
Jamezkurama
AAVE can never be basic. Y'all just wear it out.
HeyOP
Sure.
Badprenup
All of those are leaps and bounds past basic. "lol" is for people who want to acknowledge something funny w/o needing to be extra dramatic
SatanicSpirals
"lol" is the equivalent of quickly exhaling out your nose.