Apr 5, 2017 5:18 PM
smirkingwhoreofchicago
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radu1337
In Soviet Romania we used to say that everything is fake until the Kremlin denies it, once they deny it, you know it's real. Same here.
thedewness
These are hilarious
GurtX
I think someone criticized trump
gleely
I wish there was a repository for these specific "always sunny" memes
StJiub
rando53
Let's be honest. He's not out, he's just not being paid.
NOINITIATIVE
you know he looks alot like Kevin James in this photo, I'm suprised SNL hasn't cast him
ipointoutrepeats
pyrrhlis
cmpalmer
Alt Promotion
djawesomepossum
I need more memes of this form
svecer
Darn, the White Nationalist got demoted, ah too bad.
JayhawkSupreme
This is likely just a cosmetic change.
Enginerdtrav
Can we just start calling Sean Spicer The Mouth of Sauron please?
Yetiphobia
"I am a willing stooge, and I may not be assailed!"
smokeandgears
I prefer Shouty Spice.
AVTv2
Folder[lol]
AlmightyHamSandwich
Rule of Spicer: He is lying or wrong about literally everything he says while at that podium.
saralas
Shouty Spice can't handle the truth, so he only lies.
TemporaryUzername
nah
AlabasterSexington
v
SecretAgentSuperBooger
themexicanwave
Don't worry folks. Kushner will take up his role....
FlappinBurgers
Is there anything that man can't pretend to solve?
76Tromboners
What business does a political strategist have on the National Security Council, I ask?
Cheomesh
Evidently you can appoint who you like
mimomisu
oh shit, it really happened? imgur bringing the news to me again. I'm in Europe, I check news in the morning just fyi
NotTheHeroWeNeed
He could be a man with a boot full of hammers and cable ties... probably
CorgiCircus
Sequel to
[deleted]
CatBlaster5000
It's not an acceptable excuse for the president to say that he was doing it because someone else was.
Theyre not the best. We just saw the result of their actions and it was a bad circumstance.
exe122
Pl3thor1c
Why did he blow a red penis?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Because the orange one wasn't enough for him.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Budum, bump.
AgentNSFW
minnow1776
NO MR TRUMP I DON'T. PAY FOR IT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF.
RoastedNug
This. Is. Great.
whogivesashitnobody
You mean great wall right ?
SeverConew
WhydidTip
I have a feeling Bannon and Conway are on their way out. They no longer provide value to Trump
LizardEnterprises
Conway maybe, but not Bannon. He's too entrenched, and more importantly Trump believes him.
Subsound
They're more and more likely to all be on their way out, the issue is how much damage they'll do before it happens.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
When they realise they're on the way out, they'll try to burn the fucking ship down.
dazedNconfuzed
That's how Trump works: put the best in place for a task, do the task, repeat. Bannon & Conway replaced others not long ago, now on to next.
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
bannon and Conway were the first of his admin you twat.
And were the last of his campaign, where he rotated top advisors several times.
Trbfkd
So Betsy Devos was the best possible choice for Sec of Ed? Cmon now...
BisonMooseDuck
It's actually common for new administrations to initially use campaign staff, the phase them out with better talent over time.
To be fair, they got him elected. I might think they're monsters, but I'll give them that
Drosophila281
I agree, I disagree with Conway, but she's crazy good at News interviews.
haha
NlGHTW0LF
Can we just do this with the entire administration?
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
IronicUsername
"When you are given immunity, that means you have probably committed a crime.” Michael Flynn requests immunity
SgtChowdown
Here you go, with sound: http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkJlbiBDYXJzb24gQWNjZXB0cyBhIENhYmluZXQgUG9zaXRpb24i
zomgudead
Needs more upvotes. Adds that flare. Naw'I'mean son?
1mTh3Doct0r
I like this idea haha
gen87sis
We can do THAT????!!!!
jnoahj
"the time for petty fights is behind us" Donald starts petty fights.
DukeDarkwood
"I am not a croo-" Oh, wait, wrong administration.
"I will not have a position in the White House and I'll focus on being the President's Daughter" Ivanka Trump accepts a position
"Mexico, not America, will pay for the wall!" America pays for the wall.
"I will not take any vacations when I'm president! There's work to be done!" Donald Trump takes another vacation
ActualSkeleton
"You can't just insult your way to the presidency" Donald Trump insults his way to the presidency
"Health Insurance prices won't go up under this great new plan!" Health Insurance prices (would have) gone up.
This will take all day. Here's a list: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/
MechaNinja
We need one of those heroes that posts nsfw ladies all day to get this in their heads.
TheDeanofLean
Good lord! He thinks people not looking for jobs counts as employeed?
ClitKicker87
"Page 1 of 7" those are rookie numbers
Satherian
Pumpthosenumbersup.gif
Buckbeak1486
It's funny how Ben Carson was a neuro surgon, and now he's legally insane.
jevans88
TBH most neuro surgeons are a smidge insane...
orbitn
You kind of have to be.
"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met!" -iRobot
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I, Robot*
Shellzie2010
Nah, I think I heard my roomba say that the other day
That was a good film!
"Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a blank canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?" "Can you?"
0956
We have robots that can do that now. Based on analysis of previous art or symphonies produce something original.
Thank god for Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who orchestrated Bannon's removal. He and Mattis seem like the only rational ones in the cabinet. 1/2
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Dude Mattis is fucking badass.
CodeXCDM
Truth be told, I'm convinced the only reason he put them in the Cabinet was because their names... McMaster and "Mad Dog."
MatadoR32
It's a really interesting position because, given the history of other countries that have tried U.S. style branch gov't, this is how 1/
military dictatorships or Autocracies form. The president or "elected civilian official" turns out to be a complete shit show then 2/
BOOM - GLORIOUS GENERAL WHO DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN, KIM JONG MATTIS.
Sauce: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/us/politics/national-security-council-stephen-bannon.html 2/2
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Today I am one of the people who get their news from imgur.
"they simply took Mr. Bush’s original order and cut and pasted language into theirs, not realizing [smthng important]" What the actual fuck?
LucianKane
Thanks for your hard work Secret Agent
Thank you
newsguycraigevans
He's still in the WH, and 45* can put him right back whenever he damn well pleases.
frostybox
I'm all for assassinating everyone from the top down until you reach Mattis...He seems the most sane and if not at least knows how to lead
StatelessUDP
Psychopath
ill take him over the current sociopath
Notme68
If I had to vote for a republican president, I could handle Mathis. I'm sure he has seen the real shit of the world and not a sheltered life
frankletank
There's also the fact that no man could ever truly kill Mattis
iamthecolin
Of course McMaster was Bannon's first choice to get the NSC back to GWB's format. But no one wants to talk about that.
Cptmike
right because having an underqualified hot head on the NSC is good for everybody.
When you're ready to leave the opined name-calling out of the discussion, we can have a rational conversation. Until then, keep trolling.
I never said he was. However, you may be celebrating his "removal" to soon... he was at today's NSC meeting and still has natsec clearance.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Bannon: Mission Accomplished. BAGGED THE RICE! https://i.redd.it/7zot4mpb3tpy.jpg
NotFarEnough
Yum, conservative memes as bland as...well, you know
Mentok
haha, caught her doing her job! Why? nah not important, we caught her! We can yell "lock her up" again, yay.
not her job
Source?
Also this guy http://www.thebeancast.com/the-station-chief
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/05/susan-rices-alleged-unmasking-requests-not-so-routine-ex-officials-say.html
radu1337
In Soviet Romania we used to say that everything is fake until the Kremlin denies it, once they deny it, you know it's real. Same here.
thedewness
These are hilarious
GurtX
I think someone criticized trump
gleely
I wish there was a repository for these specific "always sunny" memes
StJiub
rando53
Let's be honest. He's not out, he's just not being paid.
NOINITIATIVE
you know he looks alot like Kevin James in this photo, I'm suprised SNL hasn't cast him
ipointoutrepeats
pyrrhlis
cmpalmer
Alt Promotion
djawesomepossum
I need more memes of this form
svecer
Darn, the White Nationalist got demoted, ah too bad.
JayhawkSupreme
This is likely just a cosmetic change.
Enginerdtrav
Can we just start calling Sean Spicer The Mouth of Sauron please?
Yetiphobia
"I am a willing stooge, and I may not be assailed!"
smokeandgears
I prefer Shouty Spice.
AVTv2
Folder[lol]
AlmightyHamSandwich
Rule of Spicer: He is lying or wrong about literally everything he says while at that podium.
saralas
Shouty Spice can't handle the truth, so he only lies.
TemporaryUzername
nah
AlabasterSexington
SecretAgentSuperBooger
themexicanwave
Don't worry folks. Kushner will take up his role....
FlappinBurgers
Is there anything that man can't pretend to solve?
76Tromboners
What business does a political strategist have on the National Security Council, I ask?
Cheomesh
Evidently you can appoint who you like
mimomisu
oh shit, it really happened? imgur bringing the news to me again. I'm in Europe, I check news in the morning just fyi
NotTheHeroWeNeed
He could be a man with a boot full of hammers and cable ties... probably
CorgiCircus
Sequel to
[deleted]
[deleted]
CatBlaster5000
It's not an acceptable excuse for the president to say that he was doing it because someone else was.
[deleted]
[deleted]
CatBlaster5000
Theyre not the best. We just saw the result of their actions and it was a bad circumstance.
[deleted]
[deleted]
exe122
Pl3thor1c
Why did he blow a red penis?
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Because the orange one wasn't enough for him.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Budum, bump.
AgentNSFW
minnow1776
NO MR TRUMP I DON'T. PAY FOR IT YOUR OWN DAMN SELF.
RoastedNug
This. Is. Great.
whogivesashitnobody
You mean great wall right ?
SeverConew
WhydidTip
I have a feeling Bannon and Conway are on their way out. They no longer provide value to Trump
LizardEnterprises
Conway maybe, but not Bannon. He's too entrenched, and more importantly Trump believes him.
Subsound
They're more and more likely to all be on their way out, the issue is how much damage they'll do before it happens.
whyiseverythingupsidedown
When they realise they're on the way out, they'll try to burn the fucking ship down.
dazedNconfuzed
That's how Trump works: put the best in place for a task, do the task, repeat. Bannon & Conway replaced others not long ago, now on to next.
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
bannon and Conway were the first of his admin you twat.
dazedNconfuzed
And were the last of his campaign, where he rotated top advisors several times.
Trbfkd
So Betsy Devos was the best possible choice for Sec of Ed? Cmon now...
BisonMooseDuck
It's actually common for new administrations to initially use campaign staff, the phase them out with better talent over time.
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
[deleted]
BisonMooseDuck
To be fair, they got him elected. I might think they're monsters, but I'll give them that
Drosophila281
I agree, I disagree with Conway, but she's crazy good at News interviews.
slickdickricktherockskippingchampionoftheworld
haha
NlGHTW0LF
Can we just do this with the entire administration?
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
IronicUsername
"When you are given immunity, that means you have probably committed a crime.” Michael Flynn requests immunity
SgtChowdown
Here you go, with sound: http://alexanderlozada.com/iasip/?IkJlbiBDYXJzb24gQWNjZXB0cyBhIENhYmluZXQgUG9zaXRpb24i
zomgudead
Needs more upvotes. Adds that flare. Naw'I'mean son?
1mTh3Doct0r
I like this idea haha
gen87sis
We can do THAT????!!!!
jnoahj
"the time for petty fights is behind us" Donald starts petty fights.
DukeDarkwood
"I am not a croo-" Oh, wait, wrong administration.
NlGHTW0LF
"I will not have a position in the White House and I'll focus on being the President's Daughter" Ivanka Trump accepts a position
NlGHTW0LF
"Mexico, not America, will pay for the wall!" America pays for the wall.
NlGHTW0LF
"I will not take any vacations when I'm president! There's work to be done!" Donald Trump takes another vacation
ActualSkeleton
"You can't just insult your way to the presidency" Donald Trump insults his way to the presidency
NlGHTW0LF
"Health Insurance prices won't go up under this great new plan!" Health Insurance prices (would have) gone up.
NlGHTW0LF
This will take all day. Here's a list: http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/
MechaNinja
We need one of those heroes that posts nsfw ladies all day to get this in their heads.
TheDeanofLean
Good lord! He thinks people not looking for jobs counts as employeed?
ClitKicker87
"Page 1 of 7" those are rookie numbers
Satherian
Pumpthosenumbersup.gif
Buckbeak1486
It's funny how Ben Carson was a neuro surgon, and now he's legally insane.
jevans88
TBH most neuro surgeons are a smidge insane...
orbitn
You kind of have to be.
NlGHTW0LF
"You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met!" -iRobot
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I, Robot*
Shellzie2010
Nah, I think I heard my roomba say that the other day
Buckbeak1486
That was a good film!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
"Can a robot write a symphony? Can a robot turn a blank canvas into a beautiful masterpiece?" "Can you?"
0956
We have robots that can do that now. Based on analysis of previous art or symphonies produce something original.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Thank god for Lt. Gen. H.R. McMaster, who orchestrated Bannon's removal. He and Mattis seem like the only rational ones in the cabinet. 1/2
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Dude Mattis is fucking badass.
CodeXCDM
Truth be told, I'm convinced the only reason he put them in the Cabinet was because their names... McMaster and "Mad Dog."
MatadoR32
It's a really interesting position because, given the history of other countries that have tried U.S. style branch gov't, this is how 1/
MatadoR32
military dictatorships or Autocracies form. The president or "elected civilian official" turns out to be a complete shit show then 2/
MatadoR32
BOOM - GLORIOUS GENERAL WHO DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN, KIM JONG MATTIS.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Sauce: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/05/us/politics/national-security-council-stephen-bannon.html 2/2
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
Today I am one of the people who get their news from imgur.
IMayOrMayNotHaveTroubleFindingAndOrChoosingAUsername
"they simply took Mr. Bush’s original order and cut and pasted language into theirs, not realizing [smthng important]" What the actual fuck?
LucianKane
Thanks for your hard work Secret Agent
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Thank you
newsguycraigevans
He's still in the WH, and 45* can put him right back whenever he damn well pleases.
frostybox
I'm all for assassinating everyone from the top down until you reach Mattis...He seems the most sane and if not at least knows how to lead
StatelessUDP
Psychopath
frostybox
ill take him over the current sociopath
Notme68
If I had to vote for a republican president, I could handle Mathis. I'm sure he has seen the real shit of the world and not a sheltered life
frankletank
There's also the fact that no man could ever truly kill Mattis
iamthecolin
Of course McMaster was Bannon's first choice to get the NSC back to GWB's format. But no one wants to talk about that.
Cptmike
right because having an underqualified hot head on the NSC is good for everybody.
iamthecolin
When you're ready to leave the opined name-calling out of the discussion, we can have a rational conversation. Until then, keep trolling.
[deleted]
[deleted]
iamthecolin
I never said he was. However, you may be celebrating his "removal" to soon... he was at today's NSC meeting and still has natsec clearance.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Bannon: Mission Accomplished. BAGGED THE RICE! https://i.redd.it/7zot4mpb3tpy.jpg
NotFarEnough
Yum, conservative memes as bland as...well, you know
Mentok
haha, caught her doing her job! Why? nah not important, we caught her! We can yell "lock her up" again, yay.
The2020ElectionWasStolen
not her job
Mentok
Source?
The2020ElectionWasStolen
Also this guy http://www.thebeancast.com/the-station-chief
The2020ElectionWasStolen
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/04/05/susan-rices-alleged-unmasking-requests-not-so-routine-ex-officials-say.html