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Amazing Breakfast Ideas..
My name is Sir Patrick Stewart and I approve of this message
MarbleGod
The yanks never went to sleep
ZombieRonSwanson
it's the weekend, the yanks are still up
CheekyFinger
It's... it's beautiful.
Jasminewasmyheart
scones and clotted cream=heaven.
ButtAssBryan
I'm a yank and I'm here to wank.
gtawGeezus
As a yank, this all looks fucking delicious.
SSlack
American half-awake: Huh? H-HEY! WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE???!!
randomsausages
Yorkshire puddings! +1
ILikeSpellingMistakes
Cor blimey I'm Hank Marvin
heyjohnnyjohnny
Yank reporting for food. I'd eat all of that...except for Patrick Stewart. It is not good to eat a Starship Captain.
CaptainOfTheFederationStarshipEnterprise
ifyouoralovedonehavebeendiagnosedwithmesotheliomayoumaybe
As a dirty, rebellious yank, I approve.
thedeg
thatguyyunho
yank here, would like some food, please.
graffitimonkey
You couldn't throw in a Haggis and a tin of irn bru for us?
CasuallyDressed
I spoke ill of the Bru while in Edinburgh. A waitress damn near chopped my head off.
LeiserGeist
I too like fish sticks and French fries!
evasiveinaction
Even though I know you are joking, I am literally quivering with rage right now.
SomeKindOfReferenceProbably
Yeah, they're Freedom Fries.
Fargus57
Lightly breaded I hope.
MisprogrammedTeddyRuxpin
..... Yawn. Wait what the fuck is this?! CHEESEBURGER RAGE
TheOfficeAssistant
*Europeans go to war over what food to show the Americans*
Dowtchaboy
Europe? Pah! C'est Les rostbifs, oui?
animatic
In some cases, America gets food from countries that lose wars, not win them.
Dowtchaboy
Yummyummm
fissnoc
We'd like to see all the food, please.
governmentgavemeagun
Didn't all y'all Americans have a war against Europe over the tea, though? ;)
espressoandpostrock
We just knew it would offend the British more than anything else
RogueAvenger
Wait, "y'all Americans"... You're using the term "y'all" and you're not from the American south?
governmentgavemeagun
It's a handy phrase... It's impossible to differentiate personal "you" from group "you". But "all y'all" is always clearly plural.
somethingnotyettaken
We're not Europeans, we're British, thank you very much. 'Europeans' is reserved for you foreigners on the mainland.
TheOfficeAssistant
Fuck it, We'll do a Blitz again!
IcanttiemyshoesbutIcanfuckyourbitch
And a bunch of students in London
stoffo
Good, we continentals wouldn't want our food to be mistaken for yours. Once we adopt Scotland we'll only need Gin exports from you. And IPAs
Pardyfella
I’m European and British, thank you very much.
Pardyfella
I’m European and British, thank you very much.
MrBulldops
Not realizing us Americans like all food.
theslyfox
Shhhhhhh dont TELL them
Rektastic
and have it all too
rifleGun2ofReddit
"You can't have your food and eat it too." - Old Irish saying.
oslsblnrkrak
You guys cant do fish and chips if your life depended on it
illegalacorn
yes we can
mpowered99
No one fries food better than Americans let's be real here
oslsblnrkrak
Which is why it shocks me at the quality of your fish and chips
BreadyStinellis
Come to Wisconsin. I challenge you. Our fish fries are amazing.
oslsblnrkrak
Fish Fries, really, ok maybe one day when i can afford it but for now i ask you this, do you have mushy peas?
Olawles
As an American that freaking loves British/European food, thank you for the rumbly tummy. Dick.
Wolster2002
Spotted Dick?
Olawles
Only if you wear a condom
SpaceLlamaMk1
Not enough gravy on that roast
lVlARIO
Or mustard/horseradish
animatic
Found the German?
lVlARIO
U wot m8.... https://media.giphy.com/media/vjDAfE3YnT4Ji/giphy.gif
skoshii
I want to eat that. I can identify the carrots, peas, and mash, but what's the stuff on top of the slices of roast?
SpaceLlamaMk1
Yorkshire Puddings
skoshii
Tyvm. =) Do I need to know anything special about the prep of the roast or the veg?
SpaceLlamaMk1
Veg is usually steamed, potatoes roasted, beef roasted too
skoshii
Awesome, thanks!
Yidgit
Wtf is #2? It's kind of turning me on..
5NoteHalf
Dude, roast beef, carrots peas & pudding. Drooling here. USA, so didn't grow up w/Yorkshire pudding, but it's good. The rest = Sunday Dinner
patotheduck
It reminds me of the Cookie Monsters English Cousin.
patotheduck
lonelysock
Genuine question - how are you confused by this meal? What is confusing you?
Yidgit
Those soppy dough holes, and that pile of mash
Pardyfella
There’s no mash there. That’s cauliflower cheese.
lordomclordo
Thats a Sunday roast my friend
bsoltan
That is a roast dinner including roast cauliflower, two Yorkshire Puddings, roast potatoes, beef and gravy.
Rulweylan
Not roast cauliflower, hopefully. I'm hoping it's cauliflower cheese and they've just kept the sauce to a minimum to make the photo nicer.
bsoltan
Makes sense. ????
Fiss
Yorkshire Puddings are fucking amazing...so long as you have some proper gravy with them, of course.
TheEBOLAS
At least those beans are where they're supposed to be.
TheTechAdmin
I love how we grow together. I think if someone said this in person, I'd hug them.
secondgoaround
For real. That was disturbing.
Fairbas
Yep, that was indeed viletastic!!!!
lonelysock
No. (I get the reference but) you gotta scoop the beans onto the bread one bite at a time. Otherwise you get soggy bread
OhImTrippingBalls
Cool Beans...
Traici
That's what she said.
Paullovespizza
Bake beans on toast is a great snack or meal.
Jake5713
Really? I don't see a trash can in that photo so...
TheOfficeAssistant
Well... I mean, they should be all over the place, in my opinion.
CreepyPhlox
Sick reference yo!
Esoterroric
LadyyBear
They probably got there via toothpaste tube.
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
Definitely came out of a Jam jar.
SnoopyDancing
that one was actualy kinda creepy
WhyDoesEveryoneHaveSuchLongNames
Context?
Hondroid2019
Finding it funny that you have 666 upvotes lol.
IncorrectlyExplainJokes
m e t a
Susurus
I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
Damn you beat me to it!!
thefinaldegree
Recursive Acronym, look it up - they show up in computing/networking all the time
BarbedWireCatheter
GNU makes me wince every time I think about it. So contrived
thatbean
I'm mexican and I'm not mad at that comment nor reference. GG
EugeneGoostman
1) FIsh and Chips in PAPER. 2) Where's the horseradish for the beef? 3) Jam and cream on BOTH half scones. Overall 13/10 would eat the lot.
Msborealis
THANK you. Those scones made me uncomfortable...
SpaceLlamaMk1
No butter on the scones, either
ModernCookie
I'll upvote not because the yanks are asleep. But because i'm british and this speaks to me on a primal level
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
If I could, I would make a Yorkshire pudding the size of my bed, warm gravy as a blanket, eating away until the next night, starting over.
catsandbeerandbeerandcats
I'm pretty sure I just found my soulmate
shredder134
as someone who used to live in a british colony and now can't but meat pies on every street post like this just make me weep
ashipthatshipsshippingships
This sounds like the perfect day.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
it sounds more like a bathtub than a bed
mattchew55b
Are those biscuit sized bits with the gravy on them Yorkshire pudding? With the roast beef?
fissnoc
American here. I made them once. Tastes kinda like savory waffles. Fried up in a muffin tin with lard. Very delicious.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Hell ya. Little airy bowls of gravy holding goodness. I usually eat 12 at a time. I'm not kidding. There's something wrong with me.
res20stupid
Yes, and they're so good, especially when you cut a little of everything, load them into a pudding then eat it.
mattchew55b
I really got in to the James Herriot books and he glorifies the Yorkshire pudding. I always wondered what they looked like.
Snotty128
They are really easy to make. Its basically a batter mix in a cupcake tin. Making the rest of the roast is the trickier bit
mrdinklage
As a uk resident that dinner is a disgrace
Redandpurpleunicorns
It needs broccoli, broad beans perhaps, better potatoes.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Anything with Yorkshire puddings and gravy is good to me. Never been to the UK so I don't know any better.
MoreCheeseGromit
Those are clearly shop bought Yorkshires and, as someone from Yorkshire, that is sacrilege.
taliesingarland
Hey, you guys have no room to moan, you put fucking jam on them up there!!
MoreCheeseGromit
Although I have sometimes had them with golden syrup, just like pancakes :D
MoreCheeseGromit
I definitely don't haha!
umyrinbrah
As a yank living in England...with roast turkey as the pillow
AlabasterCrashesDown
Almost like a sort of....hot tub, perhaps? A Yorkshire hot tub.
CongratsYouAreHereNow
a yorkshire hot tub is slang for a very particular, and very filthy, sexual maneuver. you don't even want to know what is involved in it
AlwaysBeenWeird
Yorkshire pudding isn't actually pudding, right?
Torrello
Same as pancakes its just eggs flour and milk (slightly different ratio) which is baked after shaking it up
Bigcurly2000
Yes, the word pudding has a very wide definition! It doesn't necessarily mean dessert.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
Nope. It's like these airy little biscuit type thingys that look like bowls that you put gravy in. Go buy a package to make! Where the...
FlickerWing
No! Make it yourself! Super ez and you can actually make one as big as that guy's bed.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
...powdered gravy and spices usually are in the grocery store. They are awesome. I'm telling ya.
Ihavemytowel
2 eggs 1 cup milk 1 cup flour. & it's way better than those packets.
squidcustard
Don't forget some salt and pepper!
HighwayStar
They're a "cup/bowl" made of light airy batter. They are usually filled with some meat, stuffing, gravy, etc. Served as part of roast dinner
AlwaysBeenWeird
Here in Alabama, we just call it biscuits and gravy.
elderflowermouse
they're not really like biscuits - runny batter, poured in to hot oil, and baked until they're tall and puffy, with said cup/bowl shape.
HighwayStar
biscuits are just solid lumps, that look like scones. but savory right?
Zombraina
Correct
AlwaysBeenWeird
Yes
Raenon
Oversimplified calling them lumps, biscuit recipes often take great labors in creating proper structure.
JujuRaeb
Why beans on bread?
MadMupp
Its a meal that kept 99% of students alive
cocoacreamcheese
Here in america, top ramen is what keeps us students alive.
HotToTheDogs
Also good with a fried egg and enough black pepper to sink a ship :) also what I eat after a night out!
lonelysock
So good, and it's got protein. Better than ramen.
lonelysock
No; better than "ramen" i mean
lordomclordo
Its a combination that will change your outlook on life, thats why
IjustWannaParty
Are the beans hot or cold?
JujuRaeb
Well alright then
MadMupp
Try it, just toast that bread and a full tin of baked beans in tomato sauce. Add brown sauce if youre feeling saucy
bsoltan
Beans on toast my friend, beans on toast.
Xx11Rebecca11xX
Had it for lunch <3
MrBodacious
Oh and it can be prepared with anyone with no cooking skills required ie.students
MrBodacious
Hang over from rationing
JujuRaeb
Hmm ok
MrBodacious
Or more explicitly. The UK did not have supermarkets until long after the US -1960's. Probably because there would have been nothing in them
bullpup04
The food looks good, but FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS
EugeneGoostman
It would after eating that lot.
StandAgainstTyranny
Yank, here. Can confirm, would absolutely get the Itis from all that goodness. I can't even be mad, that food looks great! (Beans tho? WTF)
BizJiz
dudemeister2000
Love your comment! Feels like for the next four years it might take an extended nap though.
bullpup04
Man I hope and pray that its less than 4 years
firecatsrt
*Eight
jelzic
...Months
dudemeister2000
I think it may have an alarm set inbetween. Let's hope it doesn't hit the snooze button. Everyone knows what happens when you nap too long!
QuantumHistory
Can you still be considered freedom after your presidents decisions
klean9
OORAH!
BlackPengu
meanwhile: Trump
dickeusbutteus
the only thing that looks good are the French fries...no FREEDOM FRIES
MattBrown4
As an American, can confirm
CasuallyDressed
Didn't take long for the American arrogance to rear its head. FREEDUMB LULZ. Time to learn a new trick since that one doesn't really fly now
bullpup04
Its a joke not a dick, dont take it so hard
mrgimpster
The USA is the most non free country in the world wake up xx
mrgimpster
Apart from maybe North K :)
ReallyBadMemory
I really, REALLY hope this is sarcasm
HenryJonesJr
North Korea disagrees with you
SecondSince
Freedom seems to be taking some blows to the head lately. Might wanna look into that.
ThrowMamaFromTheTrain
You mean the last 30 years?
bullpup04
Nah, we just need to get the hot orange mess that was dropped on the head as a kid out of the white house
CasuallyDressed
Good luck with that, seeing as you voted him in and all. Unless you wanna dismantle your democracy?
governmentgavemeagun
Nothing to do with the 40-year congressmen, or the two-party voting habits that made you decide between a corrupt liar vs a crazy liar?
Bozuka
I think one problem is most people get their news from Facebook, the tabloids, or some other place which is meant for entertainment
governmentgavemeagun
Definitely a problem. People value entertainment over truth. I'm sure there's something about that in "Decline & Fall of the Roman Empire"..
WhatRaySay
no, it's just now barred from WH press briefings and protesting the government may soon incur serious legal repercussions. Tyranny FTW
Squinge
Maybe our British friends will let us sail there in those Yorkshire puds. Pudding refugees.
TrashPandaJames
Wheres my fucking tea! Peasant!
ZaeMillion
In the harbor, bro. Go fish.
scotteverett01
SonderingStrike
Wanna know something the Americans had to whitewash? THE PRESIDENTIAL PALACE AFTER WE BURNT IT DOWN! GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
GodEmperorLetoAtreidesII
It would not surprise me in the least if Purple-Piss III was a transvestite, too. God Save The (Drag) Queen!
DidNotInhale
Potatootatop
Oof..
anewbadlyphotoshoppedpictureofjustinlong
Yorkshire Pudding :)
Areyoubiginjapan
As an American. I fucking love Yorkshire pudding.
ChampagneSupernova
Give me a giant yorkie pud filled with chunky beef stew any day of the week!
TheForceRestrained
not enough tikka marsala
iamkarlpilkington
Lovely bit of crumpet
noturaveragepunk
Thank you, because I had no idea what that was
EnergyFiend
I was going to ask, Is that the one that looks like empty eye sockets?
walkingstephenhawking
Empty eye sockets. Omg.
MADASH3
yes, they are glorious
SmashinLuv
Glorious is indeed the word.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Yeah, basically just flour mixed in beef grease and baked. Pretty great.
Redandpurpleunicorns
Or flour eggs and milk, like pancakes but different ratio
106ash
So, gravy?
SmashinLuv
Yeah or Jus as some posh people call it.
AnnieBahde
Is that what is on top of the steak in those pastry cup things?
SilentScreamsX
From Yorkshire, can confirm. We also produced Patrick Stewart.
mattchew55b
And James Herriot :)
Raenon
Who?
goodguykharn
The pastry cup things are the Yorkshire pudding I think
AnnieBahde
Yeah I googled a recipe to see and I'm confused because I always assumed Yorkshire pudding was, well, pudding. Made of meat but now it just
AnnieBahde
appears that it is some kind of baked breadish thing. Looks tasty though. I wonder where I could find some to try around these parts.
DrunknRage
They're the easiest thing to make yourself
UgaDawg718
ForTheLoveOfAnarchy
lol don't get them started on the bacon. My English ex GF and I used to argue about bacon. English bacon is totally different.
W92Baj
English bacon is bacon not sliced pork belly fat
animatic
WTF is it?
scurve
pig hair
houndfriedchicken
Proper back bacon. Not the horrible streaky stuff you call "bacon".
ForTheLoveOfAnarchy
It's basically "Canadian bacon" same stuff.