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Mar 27, 2024 9:44 PM

lifonaut

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Is that Stampy?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fascinating. The way he deliberately goes higher to max out leverage, shows a good portion of intelligence and planning. Amazing 😃

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Point made.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Can I hire this guy? Need some landscaping done.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Random mindless vandalism

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Can't get a speed bump on my street? I'll show those fuckers down at city hall.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Um. I think I'll back up, pull a u-turn, and um, go back home."

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Dead tree? I can take care of that. Fuck your roads.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The elephant be like

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Fuck your road

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"You... shall not... pass!"

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Fuckin giraffes getting all the top leaves. I'll show them.

2 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

There was a spider

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has some strong "fuck your couch" vibes

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The polite way of telling you to turn around and go home

2 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I did a walk with elephants at a sanctuary in Thailand and one of the little ones was gently strolling along but there was a tree in its way. Rather than step a few feet sideways, it just ploughed straight through it then giggled.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because fuck you, that's why

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd love to know if it's doing that to block the road on purpose.

2 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Either that, or the elephant wanted to scratch his back with some of the branches. Yes, elephants do that sometimes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's one way to stop the produce truck

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Road's closed, dickhead.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 0

yoink!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That is such a perfect reaction.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

" You shall not pass ! "

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tree: "WTF did I do?!??"

2 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same but I'm pretty sure this tree is dead and as we know, dead trees can't talk

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

She knows what she did.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

She had it coming

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And did she actually think she could hide it?! Pfft...

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fuck that tree in particular

2 years ago | Likes 352 Dislikes 0

I love the other elephant coming up like Stan, Stan, what the fuck, Stan?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1st elephant was like "The cars are going to much on this road. Imma fix that." Then like, "Joan! Joan! Look! I made a crossing!"

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damn, I was gonna say it

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Seriously. Titling this with a . They missed the perfect opportunity to say this.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck those cars driving that road passing through his turf

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Now they can steal 10x more sugarcane & corn off the trucks

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because he can.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To get at the green bits they can't reach.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

In the event anyone wondered how strong elephants were.

2 years ago | Likes 186 Dislikes 1

I think I could beat it in hand-to-hand combat.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jesus fucking christ is my personal response

2 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Tree-mendously

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

yeah... I thought very strong, but no, stronger than that.

2 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of the Moose visualization I used to tell people. 'Imagine a moose. Okay, now, whatever shape you just put in your head, I want it bigger.'

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0