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Oct 14, 2024 2:02 AM
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houghten
It's not the handles that get me. It's the strike plates.
sskyrimjob
*The door handle looking at my insulin pump tube
FishieStardust
gaggmaggot
Must wait to be in a rush with your hands full also
JackSnare
"is your frustration threshold dangerously low? Lemme check!"
smashole
I was on a new construction site one day. BRAND NEW door just got gung with the knob and key in it. I walk past, my belt loop catches the key. Breaks it off flush with the cylinder. Lol. They carpenter was not happy. Me on the other hand......
JustDontCare
This is a problem I’m far too short to relate to.
FreshOutTheBox
I just keep walking. What rips, rips what breaks, breaks.
Boatsntoes
It’s not just me?! This happens all the time on my girlfriend’s cabinets.
flnhst
I once got the door handle stuck under my watch.
dnebdal
Apparently an even worse problem if you keep your insulin pump in your pocket.
LeCoq1963
Why I prefer big knobs
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Gayforbae
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Is this something I'm too tall to understand?
WoodyGoodman
TellusEidolon
For me it's the side of the sweater.
KiddR78
I had no fucking clue until I read your comment.
Thisisabigmistake
That one hit me in the head today and I told it to fuck off and I feel down the stairs right after. I have a bruised love handle
albaboss
Oh buddy
ryecurry9000
I have one pair of pants that constantly snags my kitchen cabinets. It's the worst.
GorillaPowers
Just stop wearing pants
LollieCom
It's okay to throw hateful pants in the trash. They don't even have to be dirty. Throw them out and then celebrate.
Quizz25S
Bro. Same. Cargo pants.
jimfalconer611
Car go vroom
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steelundecided
Such a great movie. Think I'll make some special tea for breakfast.
CapttainKillJoy
Not a hooker, a massage therapist.
RainierCamino
They'll massage your cock for money.
willsomeonethinkoftheoffspring
I believe they have a word for that...
BlindMeach
The same look the sink tap gives my sleeve when I reach to turn it on
AdamH4
Wait, what? You haven’t figured out how to turn on the sink without getting yourself wet?
BlindMeach
It’s when you’re distracted and haven’t noticed the long neck of the tap has been rotated towards you, so you also don’t notice when it slips up your sleeve. Otherwise, yeah you’re not technically wrong:(