New Teen Titans Drug Awareness Special #1

Mar 29, 2026 10:39 PM

Damn, this is really sad. I should get high and forget my troubles...

Is that... noted pulp hero The Phantom?

Welp. They're dead.

Welp. They're trippin'.

Starfire's about to get a strongly worded letter from the construction and demolition unions.

"PLEASE, CHILDREN. TAKE COMFORT IN MY CREEPY EYES AND HELLBIRD WITH THE SMOKE AND BRIMSTONE."

This episode brought to you by D.A.R.E.

...Why are you in Robin's chair?

I... I think they're just hot and having a drink, Gar. Relax.

"Hey, sorry your brother just died. You wanna get high?"

MEANWHILE, AT THE LEGION OF DRUGS.

Anna, that wasn't pot, was it?

EXCESSIVE FORCE: TEEN TITANS EDITION.

And we all lived soberly ever after.

Hey, where's Robin, guys?

"Don't smoke pot or do DMT" brought to you by a cookie company with elves as mascots.

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Makes me wish Keebler and co. had purchased Warner/Discovery.

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To answer where Robin is, this entire issue was drawn with Robin, but he was licensed to Nabisco, so Keebler couldn't use him and they quickly drew him over as Protector (who would years later come in to actual continuity in Tom King's "Heroes in Crisis" where he confesses he had started using drugs).

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Make bad choices and you'll have a bad time.

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