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Jeff Parker and his mates were chilling on a boat at Lake Buchanan in Texas when they spotted something in the water – a baby deer.
According to Parker, the little critter could barely keep its head above water so one of his buddies dived in brought it back to the boat.
MyChemicalDarkSide
Cute man saves innocent animal? Sploosh!!
TheNewestUsername
Dived? Wtf. Who teached you to spoke?
fufuwewe
Read it as baby beer. Was surprised to see a small deer.
8bitdickbutt
Gotta catch em all
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
I think that fish has autism\
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
I think that fish has autism
ceemars
Released; promptly runs into traffic.
benabozn
Deer are amazing swimmers, actually.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Not compared to fish.
countingbodieslikesheeptotherhythymofawardrum
Reverse reverse
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
NO. STOP. GODDAMNIT LET ME GO. LISTEN YOU FUCKING TWAT, NEMO IS OVER THERE. GODDAMNIT I DID NOT COME THIS FAR FOR YOU TO FUCK IT UP.
UndercoverDumbledore
FUCK FINDING NEMO, THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR FUCKING GODDAMN BODY ONCE I'M DONE WITH YOU IF YOU DON'T LET ME GO. YOU SWEATY BALL SACK.
TheLongDefeat
Yeah I saved like 10 deer in my lifetime. Here's my most recent addition. Have sex with me now? - that guy probably
TheDudeSkywalker
Hopefully they gave it to an animal rehab/rescue, unless they found the mother
AskBobLoblaw
And I'm just over here watching that comb over/back covering that unfortunate bald spot.
shedoesntevengohereimgur
He's a Disney princess now.
nataylol
Alright, venison for lunch!
cryptothelea
vealnison
chris22568
Measures it and throws it back....
Shitposting2017
Catch Photo Release - CPR
20sidedhero
Good thing they got video, because that's a fishing story NO ONE would believe.
TimeFoDat
Note to self: Flail helplessly in Lake Buchanan and wait patiently for hot guy rescue.
SquintEastwood
Prince Charming +1
cobrapup
Isn't this what the guy that caught Nemo said.
mynameisThaliaandnoidontsing
I noticed the deer for .5 seconds. My entire attention was on that man. I'm in love!
DrCreamandScream
You can't stop me.
saganworshipper
*fawn
NinjaSpork
Remember kids, never swiggity swooty until at least an hour after you eat
FrozenFoodGuy
@graehall
JonathonHill01
Way to be awesome!
ShopaholicsAnonymous
Way to remember to be awesome.
abuttwithaview
I want to make babies with this guy.
butthesuniseclipsedbythemoon
As a man, so do I, and I'm straight.
myusernameismyrealname
butt babies
suckmycobb
What happens next that you don't see
Hungryhungryhippogriff
Charles Darwin would be disappointed
MexicanHotPocket
The relationship between a support and their adc