DonManny
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Mar 21, 2018 11:14 PM
DonManny
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Savage AF
ghettosoak
'How tall are you?' 'Taller than you.'
Leoninus
Being 7'3 myself, i get a lot of people asking me my height each time i go out
sircowdog
I'm 6'3". People used to ask me if I played basketball. I replied with, "Yes. In fact I'm playing basketball RIGHT NOW."
NCSOValkeif
He gave me one of those cards as a joke. He's actually pretty cool if you don't mention him being super tall.
Firebirdflame
I go to college with this dude. He's certainly tall.
dahmze1
This is my school and I know this guy
AlexMakesJokes
But is he single?
azazyel
Does he read the "Tall Street Journal"?
HolyHellJezebel
I was in Vegas for the NBA contract negotiations (when they striked) like being around a bunch of aliens. All legs, arms and bannana hands
Sortepian
I need these cards
GalaxyDear
The guy I'm seeing is 6' 6". It is non-stop tall contents or jokes. The only one that made used laugh was if he was good at mini golf.
Gorillionare
That's pretty cringey tbh
Djmachale1
Peterowski
If you mean every 3 weeks for the past 6 years, then Yes, I am that tall.
DaisyfromDownunder
that's not a meme, it's a slide with a caption.
WaffleDestroyer
dudeandthecatastrophe
Are you *really* 6'10?
Promethianfire
"Yes, girls dig me even though I am a prick."
Anonawesome
Well, like you, if they don't have a sense of humor, he's not missing out on much.
TheTMThatDecidesTheLanguageOfLanguagesThatAreDecidable
Women like tall, but 6'10" would be a bit too tall for most women's preferences if I'm not mistaken.
QuietGiant
Can confirm. I am so tired of hearing women like tall guys and then coming away disappointed.
Seggs
NSAgent
I asked, “What is something you’re a dick about?”
notsgnivil
My 6’8” buddy has this sort of thing on a t-shirt, with a basketball and hoop and the words “I never played” under them
tomthecavetroll
Best friend growing up was 6'8". When people asked if he played basketball ball, he'd say no. Then ask, "Are you a jockey?"
Casteelgrey
My brother asks if they play mini golf.
ZombieDreamcatcher
Good comeback!
KyleTheMic
NineColonels100
Nothing about penis size?
giraffpappa
Googling 6'10".
giraffpappa
It's 208 cm.
CharlottaFish
He is almost two feet taller than me jesus
NotaCPA
Shit I need this for the stupid questions I get. I use a wheelchair. This is brilliant
frootoftheloops
What happened to you? Do you like going in circles? Do you like wheelies? Can you go to the bathroom???
stalkerofstorms
I mean, doing donuts and poppin' sweet wheelies is pretty much the entire point of having a wheelchair, isn't it?
NotaCPA
Don't forget the biggest question. Does IT still work?
ProxyPlayerHD
2.08m in real units. jesus fuck that's tall. standerized doors are exactly 2m high
MaterialisticWorm
There's someone in my rotc who's this tall, I sometimes wonder if he hates all the tall jokes but he seems a good sport about it
MadMupp
But the card doesnt answer my next question, why are you such a massive cunt?
FlatPlutoSociety
If you flip the card over, it says "Because I've had this same conversation with people who ask me the same questions every days for years."
DASmallWorlds
It's still very rude and not a great way to get people to like you. His choices, not mine though.
VioletMoonRising
Though whether or I like him will depend on how he answers the question, "Is that one measurement or two?"
VioletMoonRising
You kidding? He's got these cards ready for my questions, I'm the ass, not him.
QuietGiant
Neither is being rude and annoying to a total stranger.
Hardova8
No penis size no care.
elephantocetomachia
His penis is the length and width of the card.
Napathetik
Thickness is same as paper too.
Ireallydonthaveanyideawhattonamemyself
Those are two measurements. He's only 6 feet tall.
BoozinYooper
Niceeeee
TheMershedPerderder
Sold
AahzAndArthurDent
#NBHNC
fnhngest
no benis hsize no care?
AahzAndArthurDent
It's a reference to the revenge porn site IsAnyoneUp. The slogan was No ButtHole, No Care.
fnhngest
i genuinely never wanted to know any of that information. revenge porn is fucking vile. anyway, thanks for explaining
StewDaJew
I wonder how tall he is though
IfWereStillAliveInTheMorningThenWellKnowWereNotDead
Yeah I was wondering the same thing. But how tall do you think he really is?
StealthyNinja7
208cm
usernameisntarepostprobably
Don't know. No banana for reference
MacDaddySmitt
Yeah and do you think he plays basketball?
IIRocks
he’s about this tall
CertifiedHomosexual
Like, so tall.
Rapturr
It says right there... he's 5'22"
heck27
3'3'5"5"
mattswhatshesaid
Claytrain1989
6'12"
Combatmatt
Those are two different measurements
lr5123
Yeah, how tall is that guy? You want to ask him or should I?
ImakeWine
I'd say he's 7 feet tall.
SirSilvioBerlusconi
I'll go with 2,3764
ExtraaUpvote
At least
itrymybesttooffendsomeone
When he spikes how fast does the ball go