Peed into a jar during rush hour traffic.. didn't spill a drop

Feb 21, 2017 11:16 PM

Had to take a pic or it never happened.. I'm also a lady, well a female anyway.

What the fuck are you smoking that your piss is green?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blue cup, im still alive lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 cuz I bet that jar is going back into the cupboard.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh most definitely did. dish washer was enough for me

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure how I feel about this one, impressed? Grossed out? Proud? Embarrassed?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

all of the above is how i feel looking back, mostly shame but also oh well. wish i had a penis would have been easier

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Skills!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought so at the time lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am wondering What this jar is usually used for?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My roommate's Pinterest lunches

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

+1 for not wearing pants during rush hour traffic!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

skirt or dress- can’t remember, back when jobs still cared about professional dress code. Glad this only happened once

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You appear to have super diabetes.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

blue cup, no diabetes yet! i haven’t earned it yet

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your pee pee hole is broken, wtf is wrong with that color?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

blue cup

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get to a doctor. Quick.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

blue cup

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm speechless ????.....

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah, 27 year old me was gross. well i guess i’m still kinda gross

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. Thanks for posting a picture of your piss jug.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

piss cup* im not a complete neckbeard yet

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean it has been 5 years, maybe something has changed?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

as a man.... how did you do it @OP? are your pants gross and wet too? D:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wearing a dress but still wasn't easy.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

oh. so it was easier than if you had pants on. but still i have questions about this... @_@;

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So, you're a squirter.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, but you want a golden shower i gotchu

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Longest gap between comment and reply?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is your piss green? Should probably see a doctor about that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

blue cup

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How tho +1 cause I'm a girl and could never not spill a drop

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

i was panicking and trying my best to get to a side street before i pissed myself but i was completely stuck. Glad i didn’t overfill it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do all imguriqns piss green?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

if it’s in a blue cup, yes. duh! lol

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don't use your cell phone while driving. It can wait.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Did you see the speed on the dial ?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you completely parked and off the road? If not, I don't care. That's unsafe.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is a late reply but yes i was in drive and completely stopped, i totally should have just slid to park to do this. few years older now

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Has no one thought about why the pee is blue?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

cuz im part smurf duh

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably from the lights on the dash.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The jar is blue

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1