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Fun fact: Wombats have butts made mostly of cartilage, making it highly resistant to bites. Essentially, it has an armored butt. It digs its head into the dirt, leaving the armored butt for predators to chomp on.
Another fun fact: The wombat's poop is more-or-less cube shaped. It has a very slow digestion (7-14 days), so the poo gets compacted, with square edges.
Sauce: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbbtLAx6ohw
DisenchantedSkills
So, now I need a wombat!
WigglesTheFox
a wombats butt is called a... WOMBUTT, i just woke up.
elkbelchspeaks
What a magnificent beast.
JengaLee
Wombutts are so interesting.
Nattodesu
They use their armourbutts to crush the skulls of predators against the roof of a burrow if chased. So badass.
Sturmdodo
why the hell are they so cuddly?
AgamemnonsMemes
Who told you about our sacred rites?
sixpackofducks
Also these little guys can run 40kmph (24.8mph)
DeathSquadBoats
That redhead guy is actually an acquaintance of mine, Austrian photographer Andreas Jakwerth!
copingcabana
He's the hero Australia needs, Wombatman
evilsuperbitch
"trial by wombat" is perhaps my favorite pun ever.
gaidinbdj
My main form on a MUD I play on is wombat.
Cadgfly
How did Prince Harry get a wombat? Fuckin royals.
ufearme3
We call dumb ideas at work a "wombat". Waste Of Money Brains And Time. 1. Use it at your next meeting 2. Profit!
IamJustinSane
What is the evolutionary benefit to having square poop? So it doesn't roll away, and you can stack them in the corner? WTF?
thisismahpartaytit
WOMBATMAN
Benchomp
The first Northern Hairy Nosed Wombat joey in 5 years was born in qld a few days ago. Very rare species, less than 250 animals. <3
Lulabel73
Fun fact: my dad ran over one. It was just sitting in the middle of the road and wouldnt budge. We thought it was injured so called the 1:
Lulabel73
2: ranger. By the time they showed up it had been a couple of hours. As soon as he got the cage out the wombat took off like a shot.
officialgifpolice
They also follow torchlight and can lock their jaws when they bite. Surprisingly fast, too.
jbilly90
I want to pet a wombat. Toooocute
goflyblind
HardRockAnal
Wombat kill their prey by choking them with their butt.
NoGoodNews
Also, they use their ass bone to crush Dingos in their tunnels
thebosca1337
Stay what?
DefaultImgurUsername
If what ever is biting there butt while it is in its tunnel womby will let it poke its head in a bit, then crush it against top of tunnel
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
If you want to test this, do not put your hand in there coz that'll be crushed too
NoGoodNews
Couldnt have said it better
Beezkneez
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
I'm conflicted - +1 for wombat, -1 for feet...
pergh
PunkRock38
So.... a combat wombat?
Darrions
Combat wombutt
MaximumRadius
http://www.vintagemx.net/hodaka-combat-wombat/
lestrat
BigAZNMan
Wumbo wombat
serpx
MORTAL WOMBAT!!!!! *90s techno*
DoctorJimmyBrungus
Wombat combat
Lolmarty
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