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nervesatme
Now that's a knee slapper
BananaHeads
But...but what's in the empty space?
AngryFoodTerror
idenoh
Though, we should really acknowledge that this cube would be the most dense object in the universe. Next to your mom, of course.
ucandcantunc
Most people ARE just empty space....
TheGIFingtree
nsxbill
Sugar is bad for you.
HungarianOxPenisInABlender
In the expanse of everything there is more of nothing than there is anything which really is quite something
Tiammut
"Sweet"
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
This is sort of how we explain death to our kids. We're all made of stardust and someday we all go back to stardust.
thegreatalan
InCaseOfEmergencyRun
Ok I am going to need a proof of that claim
mobeis
So... Ant man?
SilfenQuarn
So this universe is an atom. With atoms in it. But is an atom that is part of a body of atoms.
SlapTh3Fat
It's funny because she's fat
735824
Sure would solve the housing shortage.
QuiteADapperAsshole
Well, you'd create a black hole. For an example, please also see OP's mom.
CarBENbased
Thats not ENTIRELY accurate considering the wave function takes up most of that space until a measurement is made and the function collapses
8muddypaws
That would be one heavy cube.
yTFuLion
So there is more than 4.9e+27 atoms in a sugar cube?
yTFuLion
This comment is just straight retarded please disregard
Dorsk84
But we would still weight the same as the whole population of earth. And we all die due to not being able to breath or anything.
pareidoliaperson
First we are 77% water and now we are 99.99% air?
bbueller
Except air is atoms too. That means air is 99.999 % nothing. Just like you!
pareidoliaperson
"Just like you"? Was called for here, uh?
bbueller
not meant to me snarky. just the facts!
Crafty7630
Yeah, but how big is the sugar cube?
HappyTheKangaroo
The Sugar Cubes where quite big. Interestingly enough a part of the Sugar Cubes called a Bjork is bigger than the Sugar Cubes.
DownvotesAreFun
Sugarcubes here are 1 x 1 cm.
DarkUranium
Only if you subscribe to the holographic principle. Otherwise, they are 1 x 1 x 1 cm.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
That's the idea behind Pym particles, right? Shrinking the space between atoms?
Onlyhereforthelaughs
So how can a shrunken Ant Man, with the same weight of a full Ant Man, run around on people without stomping their arms to the ground? -
Ryanator50
yeah he would have sunken into their flesh, like an adult man putting their weight onto a nail, balanced on a security guard's shoulder.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
Or when he gets super huge, not be a total push-over?
HD226868
Because movie physics, that's why.
Ryanator50
yeah he should have collapsed when he went big mode.
Coko4
DeepMemeConversations
Dooting the dooty doot for some obvious reasons
LeoKeidran
Always needs a gif like this. Now I have one.
Daddy1C3
I once had a 4 hour conversion with my Electronic Engineering professor about the fact that no two objects ever truly touch.
dazedNconfuzed
I figured that one out in 5th grade. Delighted me for days. Drove other students nuts for days.
MarcUK
Were they saying that as they touched your junk? :D
4tals
Ahh semantics, the deepest rabbit hole.
JHawke
I see where you're comming from, but if you want to be THAT technical about the object. You have to be that technical about the word touch >
JHawke
> Touching, is another word for making contact, and one of the definitions of contact is "immediate proximity or association".
MayraV
Yeah, well, it's not "immediate", that's the point. It's really fucking far away.
JHawke
Relatively far for two of the molecules of the object. But we define the object as a whole. And then relatively it is immediate.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
What I've always had trouble wrapping my brain around is how knives cut at an atomic level.
HD226868
Knife edge cuts down. Cutter and cuttee repel each other. Cutter is made of sterner stuff. Cuttee gets pushed away in two directions.
imonewiththeforceandtheforceiswithme
So it's more of a ripping than a cutting?
AquaCrusher
Wedging, like chopping wood
AccountA87
Mind blown
ILikeCharmanderOk
If you had a thin enough (ie. very microscopic) knife I wonder if you could chop an atom in half.
erowud
no
searchforyeti
well the smallest possible width of the blade would be one atom, no? I doubt you could cut an atom in half with another atom essentially
ILikeCharmanderOk
Good point. What about if you had a one-atom-wide titanium knife and you were cutting a (soft?) atom like magnesium?
vampirehedgehog
A) A titanium atom is larger than a magnesium atom B) The atom isn't soft, the metal is
Rogerz79
Are you trying to make a black hole because that's how you make a black hoke
Rabzozo
But it'd be tiny so it's cute and harmless
ScapEaus
Damm those black hokes
NewShorterName
It wouldn't quite be a black hole, but extremely compacted matter such as that of a white dwarf star. Sauce: Schwarzschild radius.
Rogerz79
Ok a sugar cube that someone dropped and it got a little smaller. Like a quarter inch smaller
shuttlecockinakumquat
But how do you make a black hole, then?
AmericasRealBaldEagleCaaaw
Did you ask your mom?! She knows!
StRocketScience
Had a science teacher who was lazy with his l's. Often said "black hoe"
azmyth1
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f6/JCB_3CX_Backhoe_loader.jpg
AmericasRealBaldEagleCaaaw
My second favorite flavor of hoe
Rogerz79
Do you want black hoes because that's how you get black hoes
StRocketScience
...yes
kapp70
Exactly! And a black hole the size of a sugarcane ain't gonna Hawking radiation evaporate. It would swallow the entire earth and there 1/2
kapp70
2be a black hole circling the sun where eart is now. The moon would orbit a black hole.
StTemporalGrace
I saw that episode of Doctor Who. It didn't end well for everybody.
therealVexed
we are the legion of the beast. the legion shall be many. and the legion shall be free. he has woven himself in the fabric of your life.
therealVexed
since the dawn of time
Apeofdeath
I need my personal space
taadaa
I love how ye all brush past the your momma joke!
Apeofdeath
It seems a bit rude to talk about mamma in her eclipse
Gottabeginger
1 personal space, 2 personal space
epeterman1
3 personal place, 4 more personal place, 5, hey get out of my personal space, 6 personal space
JiujitsuPancake
I take my personal space very seriously. Up to the point I don't really want all this empty space up in my space.
truuuupR
So why don't we step up here, everyone get stepped up and let's get some stepped up. Personal space up in this place
Arstrchs
We still need to verify this
Crumply
let's get some personal space up in this place
DadBodThor
desillama
Perfect user name
VonKripplespac
Haha what an asshole.
mayorofpenistown
I don't want all this skin in my personal space!
Varimothras
Stay outta that personal space
PoppaBigBear
What if someone had already removed 1% of the empty space and we're now the size of a sugar cube in a lab somewhere?
Ryanator50
we'd be dead tho
travisflagg61411
Cant be. The resulting substance would be homogeneous.
alexzaz
Somebody make the spongebob thing with travis' comment.
HeinzTomKetchup
Aside from stability problems, a large amount of matter in a small space is highly reactive and dense. But it can't be done as far as we kno
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
That would prohibit stuff like movement. And since things appear to move, probably not the case.
bobbot
1%
Tappits
What if our universe is something else's sugar cube
dazedNconfuzed
Not so. You're just a brain in a vat attached to electrodes. You're hallucinating all this for my amusement.
AnalTelescope
Indeed. The electrodes are your nerves and the vat your head/body
lurkeylurkeychickenturkey
I had a writing prompt about this..
PoppaBigBear
Nice, can you give me a harem of sexy ladies?
Goldcart
Your life must be boring as shit if you find mine amusing.
dazedNconfuzed
I like watching paint dry & grass grow. You're downright fascinating.
FireRoastedFire
The only reason we exist is to walk around, producing energy for some dude's car battery.
bloodtypeinfinity
I always wondered why a guy capable of making wormholes and entire universes would choose literally the least efficient way to make energy.
Bliffity
Because he has a power complex.
bloodtypeinfinity
Couldn't he like, harvest stars or something? Or miniaturize a nuclear fusion reactor? Or trap a black hole in his universe box?
usersubbordercontrol
It's a miniverse, and he could do anything. Even make another smaller miniverse inside!
Obietrice
This is a concept I can't wrap my head around.
GiddyKipper
Think of everything like a tent crammed full of inflated beach balls; things seem full but they're mostly empty,
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
But it's a head yo momma can wrap her mouth around OOOOOOOHHHHH
TheSwedishCryptid
Okay. So imagine people at a bus stop. People stand FAR apart from each other, making them seem a lot bigger than they need to be.
AgamemnonsMemes
Its like a balloon. When its deflated, it takes up basically no space at all. Fill it with air and its HUGE by comparison.
Iricus
What I want to know is what it the empty space? What does it consist of?
magila
That's because you haven't seen how fat OP's mom really is.
KismetCrew
“If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” ― Nikola Tesla
Choreopithecus
Also a ton of hippies oddly enough
BananaBrain
everything is just a shape of empty space
freekinfigetaboutit2
We don't need a lot of space for your head. Sorry.
FilipJonsson33
FloppyFingers
Imagine using a rope as a shield, by spinning the rope fast enough you create what appears to be a solid circular barrier.
vikingvampireangel
Force is more important than mass. It just means without energy to keep everything apart the universe is much denser than you thought
Toqom
Same
feckr
TL;DR you're basically nothing
NoForethought
electrons move so quickly that it makes it act solid, is probably the best way to convey what we see on the large scale.
nasukkin
Think of it like an electric egg-beater's arm, spinning really fast. Mostly nothing, but enough moving fast to be super influential!
OutlawAggie
Did you see Ant-man? Same basic concept, they found a way to manipulate the amount of space particles occupy, hence ability to shrink
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
The repulsive force of the universe is stronger than the attractive force but gravity creates ripples in space that things get caught in.
djcotton91
Because let's be honest.... It's absolute nonsense
Ryanator50
atoms and their particles are held apart by electromagnetic forcefields.
ticktockbent
The empire state building would be about the size of a pencil eraser if all empty space were removed.
Ryanator50
wouldn't all the people on earth in a big naked pile be bigger than the empire state building?
ticktockbent
are sugar cubes not larger than pencil erasers? The ones I've seen are.
ProxyPlayerHD
I just love facts like that, for example a Modern Transitor is around 2nm, That is the size of 37 Hydrogen Atoms in a row.
SilverRazer
I can understand the infinitely small, it's the infinite vastness of space that gets me. We are nothing compared to the earth, which is (1)
SilverRazer
Nothing compared to the sun, which is less than nothing compared to the galacy, and it just gets bigger from there. (2)
PersonalPlumbus
Matter on a quantum scale doesn't really exist as you would picture it. Particles are basically just disturbances in space
PersonalPlumbus
So saying that they are 99% space is a little misleading
Paasimus
It's amazing. A star more massive than the sun would collapse upon itself once it dies and form a neutron star smaller than Earth...
sulfuratus
Smaller than Earth is really an understatement. Earth has a diameter of over 6000 km, while a neutron star is usually 10-20 km in diameter.
Paasimus
It really depends a bit on the mass of the star.
sulfuratus
A star with a higher mass would turn into a black hole, a star with a lower mass would turn into a white dwarf, is that what you mean?
Paasimus
A star the mass of up to 1.4x Suns mass sheds its outer layers and leaves only the glowing degenerated core, now a white dwarf...
Paasimus
..and that neutron star is composed almost entirely of neutrons pressed exactly as densely against eachother.
brujahenforcer
Still smaller than ops mum
maliciousGman
A teaspoon of neutron star matter would weigh more than 10,000 fully laden battleships.
bloodtypeinfinity
What class?
nietzschesdownfall
Yeah, it's amazing how huge your mom really is.
Obietrice
Nice
kmikl
http://warisboring.com/wp-content/uploads/flamethrower-3.gif
ibrokemyselflmao
Just ran this one past my pregnant fiancee, and our daughter "how did you catch them all? on your mama's booty"
ComicallyMischievious
Couldn't wrap his arms around her either.
DanteHicks79
PraiseTheMace
hockeyham
Intelletc
GlowstickJedi
doofiTV
Somehow this make atoms easier to understandstand for me.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I tend to think of atoms as nuclei surrounded by clouds of electrons.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Though really it's more like clouds of places where an electronic could be.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Though really really, it's even more complicated.
DarkUranium
Though really really really, it's all just a computer simulation and someone forgot to initialize some variables.
TinySupreme
Me too. If atoms are 99% empty space then how come we don't have a bunch of holes in us?
bukobg
Atoms are not 99% empty space.
Arthinins
Technically you do, they're just really, really small.
DownvotesAreFun
We do, its just that you dont see them.
Ryanator50
we... do? I'm confused by the question.
FloppyFingers
It is because the atoms are in constant motion, they move so fast the "holes" are effectively covered up. Like a spinning fan vs stationary
TinySupreme
So in a way... we are made of tiny little fidget spinners?
FloppyFingers
100% I see you are aware of the great fidget prophecy. The signs are all around us.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
that's kinda true but a pretty serious misinterpretation.
FloppyFingers
Please elaborate. I'd like to improve my understating of this subject.
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
the space in the atom is between the electron "cloud" and the nucleus. the electron does move around quickly... kinda. it's more like
TeamSpicyTacos
Nothing really contacts anything. If you touch a table, it's magnetic fields of the objects pushing against each other.
Varimothras
But how can I feel the grains in my wood table?
DanteHicks79
zomars
Tofus
Cosmos when Neil touches his nose episode blew my mind
ThrobbinHoodz
So... what table?
Cereaza
And if you touch yourself, that is a very weak nuclear force.
Itsokyoucansaythatiusedtobeamuslim
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
it's electrostatic forces not magnetic fields.
Hepwolfx
*Electric
brassknucklenerd
*Electromagnetic
Slausher
So why do things break then? If you're not really touching the piece of wood when you're chopping it?
TeamSpicyTacos
You are separating the magnetic fields of atoms from each other.
therealVexed
you sit on a chair you remove the ch
PersonalPlumbus
It's not magnetic fields... it's the weak and strong nuclear forces
Luchingador
"so if i put a dick in my mouth, is really no touching my mouth, therefore not gay"
DrJeremyStone
Hahahahaha
fissnoc
That's correct! Go have some fun!
AmericasRealBaldEagleCaaaw
Same for asses and armpits
Castironpeppers
Yes
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
incorrect! it's electrostatic forces.
Datmurdaa
But where the connection between what you just stated and everything being mostly empty space? Because I have also heard that before too
BlackIsAllIFeel
https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metre An atomic nucleus is about 15fm or less. Electrons orbit at .05nm minimum. HUGE relative distance
annoyingpest
Normal people doesn't know what FM is, if it isn't on their radio.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
The atoms are so tiny, the space between them dwarfs the mass of the atoms themselves. Even the electrons of the atom are incredibly far /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
away from the nucleus, relative to their mass. Think of it like the solar system, with the sun as the nucleus and the planets as the /2
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
electrons. It's mostly empty space. Every atom is like that, and then the spaces between the atoms are massive as well. There's hardly /3
Retromorphic
You say that but it has also been proved that everything is connected. Aka quantum entanglement / teleportation
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
you're diving deep as hell into pseudoscience my friend.
Retromorphic
Ha whatever man I could link 10 articles to you explaining it but you sound opinionated as fuck
hungitalianohwaitthisisntgrindr
has nothing to do with opinion. link me to anything legitimate... feel free.
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Different scales (atomic vs sub-atomic). Plus not all things are entangled. Not even close.
Retromorphic
Hmm can you check that? I have read articles claiming to entangle protons and entire atoms...
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
I see the articles you're referencing. Idk, as a chemist and not a physicist, I'm out of my element here (get it?). I don't understand if...
Choreopithecus
Let's not kid ourselves here. Big picture, we don't know jack shit, especially about something we've so recently begun to explore.