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Jul 5, 2017 5:53 PM
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GeneralAeros
RedVsBlue
Is she a cat?
ChiefBriggum
SickOfThisCessPool
NooooooooooooooOoooooOooooOooooooooOoooope!
Namle9123
mischiefmanaged731
You won't get a dime for the rent. She is using you.
RatBastard516
She can't pay the bills on her own, but she is looking for a man that will. Don't take her back, you will regret it. Kick her to the curb
lDAHO
Are you Ross Geller?
thecosmicraygirl
Bloody ex partners!
KillingTlme
She just wanted a month of guilt free other dicks.
Velexis
She left you for a reason. She wants you back because you have money
hobbitbandit
Repeat after me He'll to the Fuck No!
mmmerf1
I wish there was a spray can deterrent for this kind d of thing.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
Need a few more details because the comments are a fucking rollercoaster. Are you single is she single are you not getting back together?
therealhoward
Edited and provided a short story lol
LSAH
Meh! What could possibly go wrong...?
EnvoyEngineer
Think about the kid(s) and decide from there. She is trash for my useless 2 cents.
Ravenmadirish
thatchernobylguy
I just went through your feed OP, what a ride!
therealhoward
Ha thanks, only way to express whats going on to anywhere is though here. Plus i want to get everyone to get a good laugh.
phatteh
"No"
nfamouscj
"But...maybe..." - OP probably.
fcleffox
PirateRubberDuck
Offer to have your children if her housing situation is a problem. Just offering that will do something useful.
therealhoward
housing is not a issue she is with her dad she just doesn't want to watch her own brother and be a maid while her family takes all her money
IATTM
Sounds like she got singe just desserts. I wouldn't be mean, but i would say no.
PositiveRees
F@ck that! There's a reason you guys didn't work in the first place. Insanity is what?
TCTom
Doing the same thing over again and expecting different results.
therealhoward
exactly
therealhoward
yeah well apparently i am her safety net and reality is hitting
ArdentSlacker
You *were* the safety net. She fucked that up over a decade.
NotThatJoeYouKnow
...at best you need to date again right? relationship was ended in a legal fashion then you people are at worse than square one
therealhoward
I already have multiple girlfriends why do I want to bring my ex-wife into anything and also deal with her boyfriend
NotThatJoeYouKnow
BTW is her boyfriend beating her or something? then you kinda got an oldschool obligation going on but otherwise... not
IATTM
Explain why that would mean he would take her back?
NotThatJoeYouKnow
...okay your personal life sounds complicated.
DivineSundeer
i personally would never take back anyone that left me, then again im lonely and miserable so maybe not the best person to take advice from.
thedarkcanuck
No no, that's solid advice
craz3d
As someone who has taken a bitch back, it ends as to be expected.
WisconsinCheesing1
do we know she left him?
geekyisland
It's the smart choice
iseeyoushiverwithantici
It's a weird feeling to read a comment that I could have written.
DivineSundeer
its because...I AM YOU!
Razblaze
Unpopular puffin - Everybody says, "no don't take her/him back", but really it sometimes works out. People fuck up. People change.
Razblaze
Nobody is a saint, nobody is perfect, we're all assholes, and we all have some stupid fucking idea of what the ideal relationship is.
Dani3113
Plus we don't know why she left . Maybe he was the jerk.
Melways
be careful not to confuse regret with change
votebot1
Where's the hitler pun?
DivineSundeer
its sneaky
votebot1
...touche sneaky hitler puns...touche...
maholt
Tell her "Sorry, I'm already seeing your sister."
LionOfRome
Brother*
Deacold
Friend told his ex that, and she said she didn't have one. That's when we all found out her brother became her sister
JiggyWithIt
MrHydeifyouplease
SpaceSpeed
Her: "But Chastity died last year in that freak toaster accident!"
maholt
https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/61523213/homer-simpson-mmm-mhhhhhhh-toast.jpg
YoloSwagginsAndTheKnightsOfTheRoundTable
"..but I don't have a sister."
batlrar
"Oh, I uhh meant ... my sister?"
ForemostSloth91
Then bang her mom and make her a sister
maholt
I like where this is going!
ThesePipesAreClean
Time to move to a different state. Come to Florida.
creamedLead
That probably isn't the best place to go if you're running from someone. Try Nevada
ThesePipesAreClean
You be surprised what trailer park in a swamp you can hole up in
creamedLead
That's true. If that's what you're going for, then an airboat in the Everglades is what you'll want
therealhoward
I can't go there I'm from New York if I move there I'll know everybody
GrantLeavitt
Let's switch houses then, then she'll have to put up with me.
NPCommentator
As a Floridian with New Yorker family, that's a fact. Every time my aunt visits she sees someone she grew up with in the Bronx. Maddening
geekyisland
Florida isn't the best place to go to avoid crazy people
DrHookah
Try Ohio.
TheRevolutionist
I'm from Kentucky. Don't try Ohio.
DrHookah
I'm from Ohio. Please replenish our depleting numbers.
brobard
http://imgur.com/YPRA8jx
Fawin
Be sure you changed the locks.
Verbodentoegang
undewear change !
TheBlackKaiser
Drop 50g on strippers and blow, because it will cost you less then getting back together with her.
EMTsaidwhat
Good advice. My mate just had all of his things cleaned out, including clothes, by his ex. Totally empty house.
SleeperXib
This. Basically the first thing I did. Safety first y'all.
ImaToppp
...and landmines. Don't forget the landmines.
MemeStealingSkeleton
And booby trap the house with several tons of C4
TheOneTrueJoebot
And make sure to spray the dogs food with her perfume
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
*concern*
therealhoward
I literally was doing that when the moving van was here
NicoNicoKneecaps
DETAILS MAN. WE WANT DETAILS.
Fawin
Flubna
Dodged a bullet there mate
buttmuncher3000
Wait, she just showed up with the moving van?
aphallatosis
Was my first thought too.
therealhoward
When she left
GalbatoexCaedes
Good choice
LooseyGooseyBrett
Soooo, whyd you get a divorce?
therealhoward
After years of laziness and depression in refusing to do anything after going to counseling nothing worked except for this
ThanksIHateThis
Love isn't just a feeling, It's a choice.
iShoot556
Who was the lazy depressed one?
FruitsmakemeToots
Toh, you know