Pete Hegseth: Yes sir. *pulls Trump’s dick out of his throat and let’s the spit drool out of his mouth onto his own dick to use as lube while incels eat his asshole out*
But... how much oil does Gaza produce? Surely not as much as Nigeria, who is ranked #10 globally for its oil and gas ressources, see? By the way, Venezuela ranks at #1.
Weird coming from guys who are detaining well-known Christians for being the “wrong” skin color. Everybody knows how Christian the majority of Hispanics are so it’s almost funny hearing these white morons scream about injustices they commit en masse
Apropos of nothing, threatening either use of force is illegal under the US law. But as per usual, doesn't matter. The constitution keeps on being toilet paper.
"...claims of a genocide against Nigeria's Christians have been circulating in recent weeks and months in some right-wing US circles.
Groups monitoring violence say there is no evidence to suggest that Christians are being killed more than Muslims in Nigeria, which is roughly evenly divided between followers of the two religions."
In other words, it's bullshit just like all the orange skidmark's claims.
... "fast, vicious, and sweet". Now THAT's an experienced, mature Commander-n-Chief ready to send young American men & women into to battle. For a news media headline and photo op. FFS !
So the President of Peace, that was elected to end the worlds conflicts, and according to himself deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, is going to start a Holy War of Christians vs. Muslims....yep, that is on my bingo card...checks out.
“Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
Eh. Some of them did. For a lot of them, especially the leaders, it was just a land grab with church backing. It also depended on the crusade, but the one that was most successful was absolutely not led by pious men just doing things for their god.
Because apparently "America first" and "ending empire building" involves sending troops to murder dissidents in a foreign country, I assume in exchange for a shitload of rare earth mineral rights.
spaceagemartini
Nigeria has lots of oil…and Christians…
SilverNicktail
iF yOu ElEcT jOe BiDeN hE'lL sTaRt A wAr
skapanda616
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cev18jy21w7o
I looked up where this was coming from... It's exactly what you'd expect.
RadioFloyd
Pete Hegseth: Yes sir. *pulls Trump’s dick out of his throat and let’s the spit drool out of his mouth onto his own dick to use as lube while incels eat his asshole out*
Eyeetsass
Here’s the secret. They going to do it anyway. Because they made the whole thing up. We’re beating, and deporting Christians here at home.
WolvesAreTheBestPeople
Margrave9000
Yup. Attacking a sovereign nation under the pretext of some overblown rough-and-tumble in backwater provinces.
Oh, they have oil.
Rascael
Venezuela should declare it is a Christian Nation
Mohareb
"why won't they give me a nobel peace price???"
RenaissanceFaireMan
thrashingcows
swedeonamoose
I always thought that people like vance was sucking too much Trump dick but fucking hell Hegseth jsut cant stop doing it at all times huh.
AttentionDeficitHyperDepression
Secretary of Deepthroating, if you will
NoTeEnchiles
Whatever's in those Epstein files, it's got to be TERRIBLE. Worse than pedophilia.
SpaceMarineWithAnUrgeToPurge
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captainsweatypants
chuckaholic
I was wondering why the US was suddenly concerned about foreign black people.
realrealluckless
So... Anyone going to point out that Christians live in Gaza. Well, some of them lived at least...
Mehlbox
But... how much oil does Gaza produce?
Surely not as much as Nigeria, who is ranked #10 globally for its oil and gas ressources, see?
By the way, Venezuela ranks at #1.
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Or that virtually all immigrants from Central and South America are christians. So much for "CHERISHED"
hotaru251
trump starting another war? must be done w/ his "peace" joke after he faield to get his nobel prize
RenaissanceFaireMan
meganical
Weird coming from guys who are detaining well-known Christians for being the “wrong” skin color. Everybody knows how Christian the majority of Hispanics are so it’s almost funny hearing these white morons scream about injustices they commit en masse
Hexrowe
Wrong flavor of Christian, though. Some of the most devastating wars in history have been about that divide.
RatsLiveOnNoEvilStar
America First! … or something.
lopix
Venezuela has oil. Nigeria has oil. Hmm... interesting...
TalkingBehindMyBackInFrontOfMyFace
There's something there ...Nigeria is rich in gemstones, such as sapphire, topaz, ruby, and quartz
Nalianna
This will earn a Nobel Peace prize for sure... right? /s
SilverNicktail
So the terrorists are...fast, vicious and sweet? So many brain worms.
ElusiveThing
Apropos of nothing, threatening either use of force is illegal under the US law. But as per usual, doesn't matter. The constitution keeps on being toilet paper.
battleofhastings1066
Wait until he finds out those Christians are not white.
hyptosis
It has to related to oil or a precious metal or something, they don't give a fuck about anyone. Only resources.
TanithRosenbaum
Oh he knows they're not the color he wants them to be, but the oil nigeria has is exactly the color he wants it to be.
OperatorWay
Neither are the oil or rare earth minerals there.
lostlittletimeonthis
Nigeria's main resources are crude oil and natural gas as well as iron ore,tin and coal
DorkJedi
Didnt they find lithium recently? or am I thinking of another country?
lostlittletimeonthis
That I don't know
BDBottom
"...claims of a genocide against Nigeria's Christians have been circulating in recent weeks and months in some right-wing US circles.
Groups monitoring violence say there is no evidence to suggest that Christians are being killed more than Muslims in Nigeria, which is roughly evenly divided between followers of the two religions."
In other words, it's bullshit just like all the orange skidmark's claims.
RichardPenne
....
VinnyVeritas
... "fast, vicious, and sweet". Now THAT's an experienced, mature Commander-n-Chief ready to send young American men & women into to battle. For a news media headline and photo op. FFS !
MYBR549
So the President of Peace, that was elected to end the worlds conflicts, and according to himself deserves the Nobel Peace Prize, is going to start a Holy War of Christians vs. Muslims....yep, that is on my bingo card...checks out.
Ilikestyx
Christofascists going on a crusade?
zagibu
DEUS VULT
thundercactus
Well if its anything like the original crusades, most of the long term damage is going to be done to Christian nations.
swedeonamoose
Ye while extremism must be dealt with, i dont exactly trust christofascists to do it for the right reasons.
afatality
becoming an extremist to fight extremism.....
SecretAgentSuperBooger
DrKenAdams
No one expects the American Inquisition
32FGWolfhound
“Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.”
nelllybellly1
Good call. That's exactly what Trump would like to see. Of course he won't be able to lead the charge because of bone spurs.
zoraniko
Man, at least crusaders believed in their cause. These grifters just want to grift.
TinyBadger101
Eh. Some of them did. For a lot of them, especially the leaders, it was just a land grab with church backing. It also depended on the crusade, but the one that was most successful was absolutely not led by pious men just doing things for their god.
Mehlbox
Source: https://www.worldometers.info/oil/oil-reserves-by-country/
Pokegeologist
Hegseth has some tattoos about that...
CatEyebrows
So what’s the real reason they want to attack Nigeria?
SilverNicktail
Same reason they wanted to attack Iraq.
malkavian3str
Christians are under attack is a talking point for parts of his base, that's whom the tweet is aimed at.
thundercactus
Because apparently "America first" and "ending empire building" involves sending troops to murder dissidents in a foreign country, I assume in exchange for a shitload of rare earth mineral rights.
CatEyebrows
That’s what I figured. Rare earth or oil
akafluffy
Most antiwar, stopped 8 wars, no wait wars are impossible to stop, no president has ever stopped a war, no wait, let's start 2 wars right now.
thundercactus
So anti-war he renamed the state military to the "Depart of Defence"
What's that you say?
Oh my.
akafluffy
If he was still on speaking terms with Muskrat, it would be the department of WAAAAAUGH!
thundercactus
That would be ICE lol
TheTojo15
They want a war sooooo fucking bad so they can bullshit us with a third term because “you can’t hold elections during war”
thundercactus
Didn't the US have elections during like... every war? Even multiple times during some of those wars?
TheTojo15
Some commenter beat me to it but yes its all very exploitative
stryhf
It's because Ukraine has within its constitution that no elections can be held during war time that Trump thinks he can exploit.
The US had elections during the American Civil War and WW2.
We also had them during the Vietnam 'Police Action'.
thundercactus
The US even had TWO presidential elections during WW2! And like a dozen during the invasion of Afghanistan