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Nov 25, 2018 11:06 PM
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monkeygonnamonk
Millennials or hipsters?
bezobzira
read that as aliens. What would aliens want.with owls? who posted this? etc
OminousLard
Just make it like Hogwarts.
Perturabo81
And yet it's a real hoot
Waitinglikeastalkingbutler
Battleware
Well you could always go for the wings, I think the wings are great
TittyWolff
Or at least some decent looking girls that don't all have bolt-ons
EamonBisbee
I saw an owl at my college campus the other day. A guy was taking a picture of something in a tree, and when I went to look there it was.
bobbynixon
I’m an ass guy. Get some instagram models working there and call it donkeys. I’m there.
WulfgangKeiser
0w0
unicyclemaverick
We've convinced our children that they only use owl meat.
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Naw, that's probably triple the price of chicken wings pumped up with saline
WhatWaresWouldAWerewordWear
Fuck thotts get hoots. If i could eat bomb chicken wings and look at owls. Oh man 3 days a week i would be there
GetCurious
This would work.
thomassamantha7970
This is so accurate it hurts...
nonCanadianGoose
It’s almost as if different generations have different values
Nephus
I would totally go to Hooters for owls.
whyisthisusernametaken
*notices owls* OvO what's this?
ilovecake
phil1d
Literally every girl I've ever dated
ConstableDuggins
The last time I went to hooters on the south side, this chick had a black eye and the food was fuckin garbage. Never been to hitter since
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
But why U hit her though?
Filanwizard
In an era of widely available tits they need a new selling point.
ShitIstoleFrom4chan
Everyone is fond of owls.
coffeebaby
I mean... I'm not a millennial but real owls would be a major incentive. Owls being nocturnal might be an issue tho.
HoldMeCloserPhiTauDancer
Black out the windows, & slowly change their circadian rhythms to be awake 2-10pm. Zoos have owl shows during the day, can be done
MoistFrenchFries
Hesrightyouknow.jpg
kennytiger20
MoistFrenchFries
labmonkey4life
I think owls are cool, but birds are fucking gross and should not be in restaurants
FourFans
Unless breaded and deep fried.
Fargus57
Fun Fact (from my avian vet): Birds poop on average once every 8 minutes. Varies according to size of bird, average overall tho is 8 minutes
aselleus
Moms friend had a bday party for her 8 year old daughter there because they legit thought it was about owls.
VirtualChessLessons
Sounds like your mom's friend might be bi, just saying.
fuhsmc
Such a level of naivety is so refreshing.
Dratias
eswindy
Went to an owl cafe in Japan. Just felt like they were torturing the little guys by keeping them up during the day. Wouldn't recommend
uffda0
Does sound sad. Maybe they could try sloths or something less anxious/disturbed by humans and daylight
eswindy
Hmm, nearby-ish was the largest petting zoo ( I think in the world) where you could pet sloths, it's awesome!
YurgenGrimwood
So what you're saying is we need a restaurant open at night, with owls.
eswindy
Maybe a bar would be friendlier?
YurgenGrimwood
On one hand I like where you're going. On the other hand I don't know about alcohol and birds being a good mix.
tlk5164
Ryebread91
Are their stomachs seriously that big?
derpman4k
This gif is so old yet still the funniest damn gif ever
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arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
The 4 stages of a Marijuana high.
CamelWides6
When will the one of the human adaptation of this be posted ?
InspiredForestRaptor
Are the more?
cspider
ArtOzz
DojoHero
She can deepthroat that better
LivingAsDad
Yup. Not even surprised this exists. Because internet.
harley07babe
You’re doing the lords work.
CamelWides6
Thank you!!
pc404
I like your kind, you've been here long enough to know what gif will be posted next. Comments even. +1 skills.
thevaginalviscerator
Or just have decent food. Dont rely on the eye candy to bring in customers, good food goes a long way.
ThePizzaGuyOfJustice
I've only been to Hooters once and I thought the food was pretty decent. Nothing phenomenal but worth leaving the house over methinks
smashfaceawesome
Been there once. Do not recommend the owl pellets.
MisterDildy
I really like their wings but I cant really eat them inside since the atmosphere really bothers me.
Paragonville
Depends on the Hooters, some are pretty good food wise.
Tuffymon
For awhile they did, but the quality went down faster than the servers...
steviedrawsdinos
The one in Kennesaw was good when I lived there..
spiceass9000
Their food used to be good I feel like but it’s trash now
vegemitesandwich
Nah. It’s not changed. It was the edgy factor that hooters had during its early days. Now some dudes wear less cloths with bigger breast.
md22mdrx
You have the spicy garlic wings?
thevaginalviscerator
Yeah, their hot isnt that bad but that's all I like
Muffdiver9
The one we had in Omaha had fantastic wings, way better than BWW soggy crap, I didn't give a shit about the girls.
Muffdiver9
Downvote me all you like, bitch, BWW has soggy shitty overpriced wings and downvotes won't change that.
phil1d
Calm friend. Only one downtoot
Grudgebearingmidget
EzekielsRage
Pretty sure this was the idea behind Twin Peeks breastaurant
RobKnob91
It's good food, just pretty expensive for what it is
EzekielsRage
*Peaks
BagFullOfMommy
Nah mate you got it right the first time "Twin Peeks Breastraunt" is the perfect name.
folkscallmehi
Whoosh
folkscallmehi
Dangit commented on this after a few dranks and misread. People who live in misread houses should not throw whoosh
yudodis5
This. I went there once... The food was barely passable, and it was still better than the "eye candy".... Maybe I went on a "small" day
foxfire1112
I've been to one once in LA and they all looked really good. Food is terrible and a stripper vibe restaurant isn't my vibe
rollercostarican
depends on your area, the one by me in NYC has many nice looking ladies. The one i went to in south carolina... had much fewer.
fuhsmc
Locations definitely vary. In places like NYC you have literally the pick of aspiring models. In other places you just need the lady parts.
cargo305
And a few teeth would be nice.
babycheesehead
Ha, I would take “small day” over my last visit of “is she pregnant?” day. Plus, small can be just as nice as large
yudodis5
Lol, I mean small like 13 year old boy small... As in are they even old enough to work, let alone in an establishment like this
dedlanguages
I think you went to a raisins bro.
babycheesehead
Butters, is that you??
BagFullOfMommy
Speaking as a 33 year old millennial I would totally go to Hooters if they had actual owls.
TimmyDans
Yep
boogablend
Big fitted owls
RomanadvoratrelundarTimeLord
I second this. Was in Tokyo recently and went to an owl cafe, it was amazing!
saintsolaris
I am also a 33 yr old millennial, and yes I would go to hooters if they had owls there. Owls are neat. Boobs are everywhere.
DanteLidge
I do love tits but if you can only look from a distance at reasonably hot girls, what's the point?
Ismelledwhattherockwascooking
Because then you might have a chance at touching some Hooters for once
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
The majority of their customers are pervy baby boomers that's why their failing
CAntthenuclearapocalypsecomesoicanjustdiealready
*They're
meesenotmoose
As a 21-year-old millennial I would only go to Hooters if they had actual owls
BagFullOfMommy
21 Year olds arnt Millennials mate, You're Gen Z. But all are welcome in the new and improved Hooters, now featuring real Owls.
cow042
Yup 1981 to 1996 is Millenials so 22 would be but 21 is just off unless December or november 1996 birth
NoisyNirnr00t
Literally born december 20. 1996, guess i’m a millenial.
meesenotmoose
Fuckin' A, you're right. It's funky cause I feel like I'm on the cusp of both. Word, though, sounds great! You'll catch me there f'sho
cow042
1996 is cut off so if you are 97 then just barely not a millenial.
hickorybakedbeans
Woo '95 represent
Flirtymemequeen
Man, I've been told I'm a millennial until I graduated highschool. I refuse to be apart Tide pods and tekashi 6ix9ine
knizill
That's gen Z stuff
Flirtymemequeen
I know, I'm saying that now I'm being told I'm gen z and I don't want to be associated with that dumb shit
wibblywobblytimeywimey
I’m going to be 34 in three days and only recently learned that I’m technically a millennial. I would totally go to an owl-based Hooters.
Graveflower420
Yeah I'm 32 and it felt weird at first. Now I have to defend my generation to old people.
jetah
how is '84 a millennial??
eventhoughimadehimuphemustdecide
US Census Bureau says millennials were born between ‘82-‘00....varies some depending where you look but 84 falls in to most ranges I’ve seen
jetah
that's dumb to me. you can't be a millennial until the millenium!
AestheraValkyrie
It’s about growing up during the turn of the millennium, not being born around it.
BagFullOfMommy
That is Generation Z. Millennials stopped at 1996.
BookieeWookiee
I heard millennials are those that can remember the change in tech with the internet as they grew up
jetah
i'd give -5 years, so '95, as a millennial. but definitely not '84.
LoopStricken
I was born in '85, I can remember playing on the street with chalk and sticks. Now I'm 33 and that's about all I can afford.
Disgruntled3lf
It's admit growing up near the end of the 20th century and beginning of the 21st. Not just being born there. And a generation every 5 years?
NaughtButOne
Millennial is not a person born ~2000, but a person who experienced the bulk of the turn as a young person.