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This screen shot slipped in. Sorry.
I thought maybe it was just me....
mycatToastwasafatasshole
$200 for a puppy with health problems that will end up costing you 1000s?! WTF?
DeJarnette
I WANT THE CLUMSY PUPPY
Upvooote
Mercy is done with the team's bullshite
OldTownPhantom
Wait, did anyone adopt that puppy tho?
Rossco311
Snape Snape Snape Menora, Shake your Bobby Lime ;)
UnPunkMonk
This is the premise of the Goodfeathers segments on Animaniacs.
TheOneWhoHasSeenTheEye
Many of these made me laugh aloud. Thank you!
wherearemytesticles
WillYouSpeakOutWillYouDefendMe
I got over cat taxed in this post. And I’ll pay it gladly.
UserSaysAsUserDoes
Why does the duchess look like Elon musk in #1
asm80dfa8sdfj
You mean Ellie Musk?
guntacular
Archduke was not killed by a revolver. It was a 32cal semi auto pistol designed by Browning produced by FN.
mollsbygolls
I’m in Wisconsin! Where’s dat clumsy boi??
jesusisherelookbusy
#39 Got it first time
SirLyonhart
I spent way too much time figuring that out..
tyro1
Just a post to adopt a Wisconsinite pup
BadAtUserNameIdeas
I read the whole screenshot confused as jell
dandjent
I want that puppy :(
saxon2060
#1 Princip used a semi-automatic
occamsblazer
With so many cat tax fake outs that was truly the dump that kept on dumping
mississippilessly318
What happened to that sick puppy and did that other puppy learn from YouTube and how come there’s so many dogs at that stadium..
CitizenDickbag
The Titanic was 46,000 tons. Not sure where they got that wrong-yet-oddly-specific number...
adriedupoldprune
GRT is actually a measure of volume with 1 ton of GRT for every 100 cubic feet of permanently enclosed space in a ship.
adriedupoldprune
That's gross register tonnage which is weird obsolete measurement. Displacement ie real weight was 52,310 tons.
WeeBabySeamus22
Upvoted for the aerial and times new roman shot.
orginelenaam
Can you explain that? For a friend of course.
orginelenaam
nvm
TheLordsCheeps
128Gigabytes
https://imgur.com/x1vLwIi
MountainLionPhoto
theshrektacularshrek
Rya taka teki spaghetti
zzztgot
ryuujin no wo ken you're fucked, m8
NoodleTheInnefable
Did the author really used a "water" mark to watermark the pic?
ilikeyourpics
CometHorsemen
I would buy that dog, but I'm not from Wisconsin. I'm not even from the same country.
clydeman420
That Pam Ballam one gets me every time
onebigawkwardmoment
Can you please explain why...to my friend...because I totally get it
clydeman420
It’s a song. Black Betty by ram jam. Lyrics go .” Whoa black Betty, slam ba jam” or something like that.
onebigawkwardmoment
Thanks!
Matrelith
Snape snape snape menorah. Salt Bobby lime blank. Snape snape snape menorah. Snape clown, building, leaves.
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swagailicious
Shake shake shake Senora. Shake your body line. Shake shake shake Senora. Shake it all de time
swagailicious
Plamf
Plamf
fixed the Overwatch one
DenimmChicken
Wtf just give that poor puppy away!
Rudywasoffside
"Free to a good home" can lead to a pup going into an undesirable situation at times.
DenimmChicken
“At Times” key phrase!
Rudywasoffside
I just meant it's not uncommon for people to pick up free dogs for fighting fodder. Couple hundred bucks isn't much but it'll weed them out.
vgnm
I don’t get the one with Snape
TrueGreenman
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iamtp
Snape snape snape menora. Shaker Bobby lime. Snape snape snape menora. Snape it Aldi thyme.
cmfler
Don't worry, it's just not a good pun. The San Francisco one is way better
iamtp
https://youtu.be/5V6_SCQ3P30
malix82
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6_SCQ3P30 apparently. "shake shake shake senora". Bad puns ahoy.
billybard
Same
OriginalAndWitty
Yeah this is awful. "snape snape snape hunakah, salt bobby lime. snape snape snape hanakah, snape pennywise store weeds"...wtf?!
Heysuckmybatarang
It reads: Snape Snape Snape menorah, shake it Bobby lime, Snape Snape Snape menorah, Snape it aldi thyme. Which sounds like the lyrics >>
Heysuckmybatarang
>>Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake it all the time.
carefactor0percent
Thank you for clarifying that to more than one of us
CrassiusCurio
My friend needs somebody to explain the Snape one towards the end. I'd do it, but I don't speak English.
FriedMonkE92
ENCHANTMEN
snape snape snape hanukkah salt dang it bobbeh lemon snape snape snape hanukkah snape pennywise corner store leaves
Mewtwochainz
https://youtu.be/5V6_SCQ3P30
bungholio101
doing gods work my friend
GoliathSkittles
It is impossible to not dance while listening to that song...scientific fact.
trigonman3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic87SfqQAAM might be better for these whippersnappers
CrassiusCurio
Aaaaaaahahahahahahahahha, that's hilarious. Says my friend! I already knew it, of course. Grayseeass, ameego.
whoopsywoo
Day nada
FilipeNogueira
Mui bueno trabalho.
theaxlotl
Snape Snape Snape Menorah, Snape Bobby Lime. Snape Snape Snape Menorah, Snape IT Mall Thyme
BadWolf16
I still don't understand
thepatioheater
That's so stupid I love it!
JetMarks
That is the stupidest thing.
DynamicWeight
You are correct, but the image is wrong: those are hannukiahs not menorahs. Menorahs have seven candles, hannukiahs, 9.
CanadianDegen
So what exactly is the joke here?
DoctorNumberFour
Ever seen Beetlejuice?
Solkanarmy
shaker instead of 4th snape
isavedlatin2x
nebworb
It still doesnt make sense? Is it a song?
movethebongos
Song called “jump in the line”
SpacemanStanisalredytaken
That was way to fuckin difficult lmao
grrr664
Yep. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6_SCQ3P30
WDGaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V6_SCQ3P30
thatsnotmybutt
Yes.
Heysuckmybatarang
Yeah. The lyrics are: Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake your body line Shake, shake, shake, Senora, Shake it all the time.
nebworb
Oh my god thank you. I know that song I guess I just didnt make the connection.
Morebetternow
Harry Belefonte "Jump in the Line"
SupaCabra
OK, I believe you
boogertown
Aldi* not mall
MajorasFall
OKAY! I BELIEVE YOU!
theaxlotl
Hm. Ok
ScottishPower
It's a European supermarket chain. Totally sick it has cheapest shit but it's still good
allegedlynerdy
It's in the US too