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Apr 29, 2016 6:10 AM
JediMasterVII
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RedNipple
After this I would've said. "Hello what's your name? How are you doing? Wanna fuck?"
Ispellgud
Are there any girls that actually bite? I mean, you would think people like this would give up qfter a certain point.
Boonartlu
But....you are a piece of meat. Just like every other human in the history of ever.
rockfireman
Lemme smash
DeanOMiite
To be fair...is that not the actual point of tinder?
HibiscuitsTea
Is there really no better way of cropping this? People have shitty cropping skills.
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Sec109
There are girls like this and also girls that are down by the first text. So maybe be a little more open to the various types of ppl.
illprobablyjustgetbanned
Doesnt hurt to ask.
superninjabagels
Though he was creepy, he technically did try to gauge her interest by asking if she was interested. I call that being straightforward
Urgalicity
Kinda feel like there's a more elegant way to handle this, like retuning equally blunt honesty about one's own mood.
mokus
Should have tried "Lemme Smash"
WhatRaySay
this is a mildly awkward exchange between two strangers, neither of which we know or give a fuck about. thanks, reddit, good stuff
therevoltingblob
model of persistence. take notes lads.
FedEXguy
One little letter change and a slight misreading and that last line becomes "Fuck, you are thick -- skilled"
NoWayAnyoneHasRegisteredThisUsername
Some people want to feel like a piece of meat... *Dons steak costume*
MotherofMrFace
Everyone sucks here
Xen300
She was fine till she said it made her feel like a piece of meat. Maintain superiority in the face of dickish behaviour.
Ssssssssssss
Admittedly, tinder is pretty much just a place to get laid/assaulted by strangers/robbed by friends of those strangers,so the bar isn't high
TypicalShmosby
"I feel like a piece of meat" well to be fair that's really all you are so stfu and get laid
NoticeablyDrunk
Calm down, Tumblr.
wolfgangundgeorg
If that was the start of the convo, the woman is a cunt for telling him she doesn't care about the way he feels after he asks politely.
Lordsputnick
And got a thick dick baby! Aaayyyy
th3goodj3rk
That's a very punchable face. Good thing he's got personality to make up for- oh, wait. Nevermind.
Ssssssssssss
By the way if you use Tinder, do be safe. Guys and gals get robbed/assaulted/what not all the time. Carry a phone, be smart, and stay safe
HunterThompsonsentmehere
Reddit is leaking...
KeeperofShadows
Wtf are you talking about imgur is for reddit.
icookfoodandfightfire
that is literally what Imgur is for though...
istartedtheGreendalefireof03
But... isn't Imgur first and foremost the image upload site for Reddit? I think that makes Imgur the leak.
fimmmy
imgur is reddit you fucking idiot
HunterThompsonsentmehere
actually, imgur is imgur. I appreciate your callous tone, though, you slavering, cockeyed shit
YOUPROBABLYSAWTHISNAMEINTHECOMMENTSANDLOOKEDBECUASEITSALLCAPS
While that's not the nicest way to put it, you are correct
yubisaki
Being interested in talking to someone more is not an invitation for sex. And talking online is not a free pass from basic tact.
matiaseatshobos
yes it is, fuck you!
Ssssssssssss
Dating apps/sites are scams for men anyway if you have to pay. Women get far more hits so there's no reason for a man to use them.
MetaphoricalFox
But being on Tinder is kind of an attenuating circumstance.
Ssssssssssss
Isn't Tinder the 'truckstop hooker' (male or female) of dating things? I've heard people chat for an hour and then meet to fuck.
MetaphoricalFox
That's my point. Those apps were made mostly to get rid of the small talk and get straight to business.
Kayayayaya
I think people largely have different ideas on what dating sites/apps are for.
SnarkyScience
This
IJustLikeToArgue
Wait. Tinder is considered a legit "dating" site/app? I seriously have only known people who go on there to hook up. Is Grinder the same?
SuperAwkwardGirl
I was on it in the past and never came across anyone aiming for a hookup.
Kayayayaya
Considered I don't know. I don't use it. Advertised, yes. They bill themselves as a dating site/app.
addictedtorain
I've heard Ginder is full of legit whores. People who ask for "donations" for their time
jackbos
Sorry, I'm with the guy on this one. What the hell did she think Tinder was for?
spoileddentist
I'm on tinder because I'm bored
icookfoodandfightfire
and she swiped right for him so obviously she was at least mildly interested...everyone sucked here though
ICampOntheFirstDate
'Cause most girls need to be romanced a little. Part of 1-night sex is the mental (and emotional) stimulation. Use this info wisely, my sons
Adiktedgottaregisternow
Girl here. A lot of guys write they're looking 4 smthng serious to catch u and then come up with a line like this later in the conversation.
CometRelief
There's no sign on Tinder that says "Please insert dick here". Plus no "Hi, how are ya?" Talking like a person you'd meet in real life helps
CherryEmpress
It isn't a place to tell strangers that you're horny. At least say "hi, I think you're hot, are you interested in me?" or something.
Mikeythejoker
I met my gf through tinder. We used it for a date and romance and what not. Turns out forming meaningful relationships get you laid more.
popau
Same, started on tinder still going strong after two years.. just because you might like a hookup doesn't mean you can't have more
JapaneseStudentTadashii
Meaningful relationships. A lot of people on tinder think it's a dating site.
Ssssssssssss
Tinder is for...what's the word the youngsters are using: getting nasty on the fasty? That's what the 'on fleek' kids are saying, right?
YouWillNotLikeThis
It was supposed to be the straight version of Grinder :(
IronicUsername
I mean, restaurants are for ordering food but I usually say "hey, how's it going?" first instead of just shouting "STEAK NOW!" at my server.
imcurrentlyatabar
Best comparison. I'm gonna steal this for future convos irl.
LordofGoats
This explains why I get such weird looks in restaurants.
ImMrsMeeseeksLookatMe
That's not how you do it?
YouWillNotLikeThis
I usually go with "nr 21 thank you". Now i feel like a savage for not taking an interest in the waiters life :(