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Jun 11, 2020 11:26 AM
Ultraruben
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GoodGuyGonzo
This is great
Ruhig
"Yeah, man, for sure! I charge $300." (Ideally, at this point, you hand yourself a pile of money, and say thanks.)
alwaysupvoteprincessbride
chewbakken
biggeera
whistaphonia365
My goto response is always "Sure, just leave a signed blank check on the passenger seat".
MeanMrMustard86
https://www.subpng.com/png-azkzbb/
AnotherMeetingWithHR
EnderPanda13
Once my mom said this & later when she went outside the neighbor had washed her car & waxed it. Brilliant man.
joeyecho101
"Hey, can you get mine next? Ha ha ha."
tjperez371911
Mmhm yes... this is mine now.
JewishMonk
Aeon Flux and I must be very different people. I would react MUCH differently if a fly flew directly into my open eye.
ProphetOfPhil
ILieAboutWhoIAmForFakeInternetPoints
Dont go too fast, the blur might make them actually think you're taking them serious.
NachomanDandyCabbage
Fun fact, the right picture is the original this meme came from
4vie
"Sure, that's twenty dollars per quarter hours."
ssss11
FatboyRich
That joke NEVER gets old
cyborganism
Who IS this kid????
asfijoerier
Finnish. Torille
jridley
Sure, $100
Redshadow09
SURE IF YOU PAY ME!
Inmydefensethemoonwasfull
I always make a remark like, "Got any money?"
profiledit
J2digital
This literally just happened to me.
itsahorse
beaverface
My old neighbour did this every single time I cleaned my car. I wish I’d done it once for him while he was alive.
PregnantToiletBrush
Clean his Tombstone now.
BisexualPanda
As a postman, this is 'is that my lottery winnings' several times a day. YOU'RE NOT ORIGINAL BY SAYING THAT, MARGARET
heethin
"Aw. Thanks for the birthday wishes..... How old am I? I'm not fucking 5, Karen."
shileka
My dad had this joke made once, cleaned the car, made a friend, said friend returned the favor 25 years later
WinchesterTavern
WhichIsIt
Isn’t there an even more recent pic of this dude?
kepattRunner
.
qwiggles
Wait, so the picture I know and love is a lie?
Neoqueto
It looks like it's the same kid anyway, only his expression is photoshopped from one photo to another.
Tigersterne
All pictures are lies.
qwiggles
That’s what my art teacher always said anyway
DaisyTeddyBear
Me: *Hoovering*
DaisyTeddyBear
Male housemate: "You'll make a great wife some day"
driverAnimal
My usual answer is “ you can’t afford me “
Harryteeters
If you have to ask, you cant afford it
SkogensKung
Everyone has a penny.
BeerBatteredandBold
"Ahaha *finger guns* alright then have a good one Mark! "
Markamanic
Fuck you too buddy!
Gayforbae
7oidberg
BeerBatteredandBold
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
I used to detail neighborhood cars for 80 a pop inside/out so when someone says this now my knee jerk is "80 bucks, inside and out"
wadenelson1
That has always been my homeles/poverty plan. Swipe a can of MeGuires from Autozone and head for the nice end of town. End of day
wadenelson1
Go back and pay for the wax and buy some ArmourAll, etc.
FoeOfFauxPho
still better than a customer telling you the same joke hundreds of other customers have told.
qwiggles
Hey, they are trying man. At least they aren’t yelling at you. That’s how I look at it, as I fake laugh for the 100th time.
wadenelson1
Every time they ask me if I want my milk in a bag I'm gonna reply "No, it's easier to drink right outta the jug." Every. Single. time.
idrinkcheapbeer
It didn't scan? Must be free!
Harryteeters
Buttholedestroyer69
Rick is such a rascal
panicpilgrim
You silly goose
ikindacarebutimostlydont
My neighbor planted a tree right next to the fence and I'm really annoyed. I dont have any trees because I dont want to deal with leaves.
saberfecco
In the Netherlands we have a reality show about a judge visiting homes to end neighbors fights over such stuff in court
saberfecco
Here we have laws say can’t plant trees <5ft from border or potentially cause structural damage (roots to fence).
kepattRunner
;)~
wadenelson1
Rand Paul tried blowing his leaves in his non-libertarian neighbor's yard.
DVSBSTrD
He's a piece of shit.
wadenelson1
Gigantic and steaming.
Gayforbae
This sounds like the whitest of white suburban euphimisms for banging your neighbors wife behind his back.
peakit
No, this is about assaulting your neighbor, which is a sitting senator.
2graves
I mean that guy needs it on occasion. From himself internally mostly
peakit
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/01/31/sen-rand-paul-awarded-after-neighbor-broke-six-his-ribs-attack/
2graves
600k. What the fuck