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https://www.fox5dc.com/news/parrot-clams-up-after-it-was-detained-for-warning-owners-of-law-enforcement-presence-in-drug-raid
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/apr/24/brazil-drug-parrot-trained-as-lookout-for-dealers
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
The cops'll never cracker
moonsaves
That sentence makes no sense.
Fishkeeper
It's probably freaked out.
PaperStSoapCompany
Polly Tight Lips
nowiwantpancakes
It’s not like they can threaten him with putting him in a cage.
MeisterKleister
OhIfIMust
ThailandExpress
Theraininspaindrainsmainlydownthemainvein
Reminds me of
lddiaz
Polly will cut a bitch.
CarnivorousManatee
*Catches sight of own reflection in two-way mirror of the interrogation room*
ruferto
parrots are pretty smart
DaffydeDick
Bird doesn't want to speak to Faux News. Smart bird.
DeliciousMeatCurtains
This has gotta be a parody….
KiwiGameDev
StrangePaegan
Not-singing on its crew mates.
JoshuaHarazin
The sentence structure of that title is bothering me. There's no predicate.
DedoLebeda
At least there is a predicate offence.
porcubot
A sentence that was written but missed a few words and is incomplete.
AisforApple
EdelwoodHikes
They didn't train no snitch!
YouBeTrollin
iBoulderDash
Don't forget about DL-6! *SQUAWK*
goflyblind
johnny tightbeak
CitizenPrime
Ride or die
NotABadLookingNarcissist
Jailbirb
BossVarriack
Lol pictured two detectives doing good cop bad cop on the bird
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
Why tf would they detain the parrot? What evidence could it possibly provide? Would they put it on the stand to testify?
woozle
snitches get stitches
ifyouwanttickbuyaclock
Rats get bats
qwertdeep
The grass gets the ass, wait a minute…
GuyFromDeathValley
And talkers get walkers
iamlegendinjapan
When all he wants is the scritches
tylercutebiker
Polly wanna lawyer....
alaest0r
Oo that's a good one
nukesontheway
Can I recommend
tylercutebiker
lol. that's perfect.
StevieTheAussie
They’d better hope there isn’t one named Phoenix Wright. He’s done this stuff before…
skipweasel
It's no stool-pigeon.
Bristlecone42
Something something jailbird
copingcabana
MarioBoon
Ha CHA CHA CHAAA!
skipweasel
He's an old ex-con that's been away
myboylollipop
Now he's back, no one's safe!