Brother

Jun 10, 2023 8:32 PM

DickButtowski

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#5, I'll be thinking of this every time i hear this word probably

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My knees are now firmly referred to as, "You fuckers". Oh you fuckers better work today.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

#9 just wait a bit longer, the good one will go bad and then you can use left and right again

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 I don't even look at a book if the author's name is larger than the book title, and that usually works for avoiding this shit.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 They used to use one side of the inside jacket for story summary and one side for author bio on hardbacks, I really wish they had used a flyleaf to put those into paperbacks more often.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I couldn’t even manage COVID lockdown in my HOUSE, I would rather die.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 no where to poop. The sure exhaust appears to be... Hand cranked? And it seems to rely on that air pressure change to have the air filter in? Those people are dead.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 fallout and other video games taught me that one way in just means single point of failure.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 Where do they sleep? Where do they shit?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 If I see a bright flash in the sky… I’m walking toward it.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...they say the knees are the first to go. First the right knee, then the left knee, then the wee knee...

2 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 1

At least my left is still in good shape…

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Sorry about your wee knee

2 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#2 Netflix has been doing this recently. Why can't you just tell me what the movie is about?? 😭

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 That means it's one of those shite books that no-one reads, but everyone praises.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's worse, Netflix is like this. Pick half a dozen movies and random and try to get useful actual descriptions about the story.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it made on some bestseller list because they created a category especially for this one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#9 Swim.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1: this image reminded me of the excellent Donald Fagan song/video New Frontier… https://youtu.be/vVy0ZVQcl7E

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 where are the beds? The shower to get radioactive dust off? The automated defense phaser turret?

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I've seen a couple old designs where the beds were just fold-out cots kept up against the wall when not sleeping.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IMHO anyone who wants to survive a full nuclear exchange is a fool. Contaminated soil, contaminated food, near-guaranteed cancer or rad poisoning, give me an instant death bathed in light.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I attain that merely by living close to known major metropolitan areas that are very likely to be targeted. When the launch comes, downtown!

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Naked party with all the drugs you want, while waiting for the warhead to fall!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We had a neighbor who built a bomb shelter under his house. I didn't think my Dad was ever going to stop laughing.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And who's laughing now that he rents it out for 2600 a month?

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You couldn't get that much rent out of the entire house including the bomb shelter itself. You could rent or buy and entire house in this area with a $1000.00 left over for that much money.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yikes. Detroit? Gary?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live outside of a small North Georgia town, Fort Oglethorpe. It is the gateway city to the National Military Park for the Battle of Chickamauga.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 even without the Loops and Brother the cat, that’s a terrible design for a fallout shelter. You just gonna sit on that bench for weeks? Nowhere to sleep? Not to mention the absolute inadequacies of food, water, sanitation.

2 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Nah, you're gonna go outside because "what's going on out there?".

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think the main dangers of a nuke are the initial blast, and breathing in the radioactive dust. This shelters you from the blast and dust for a few days. By then things will hopefully calm down enough that you can evacuate to someplace that isn't contaminated. Just wear a mask and toss your clothes after you're out of the radiation zone.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Plus that guy looks like he regrets having told the wife (and... adult proportioned adolescent?) about his cool shelter.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I think I'd leave after 3 days because I'd be going claustrophobia-stir-crazy-bugnuts with that design. Just purchase a shipping container, convert it into a shelter, bury it. MUCH more comfortable.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I suppose they’ll just poop in the sink. SMDH.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

WAFFLE STOMP

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Works at home!

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Weeks? Not at all. Personal or family shelters were actually only intended to be used for 24-96 hours after a blast. After that, radiation levels would have dropped to much-less-dangerous levels, and government response could be mobilized to handle secondary threats and evacuate survivors. The basic supplies would include blankets to sleep on the floor, and bags for poop. Certainly not pleasant, but survivable.

2 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Mmmm bags full of poop. Matt Damon approves.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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#9 You guys still have a good knee?

2 years ago | Likes 168 Dislikes 0

I had bad knee and worse knee. Then one got replaced. Now I have somewhat OK but weirdly large knee and bad knee.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recently rejacked up my right knee sitting down to use the toilet -_- I mean, in that knees defence, it's been wonky since high school. And when I bend it if it's quiet I can hear it making crickly grindy noises. I could bring it up to my doctor, but I have other joints that are more actively trying to murder me. (Looking at you lumbar and left SI joint)

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two crunchies

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bad and worse

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

This.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have bad 1 and bad 2

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And the smash hit "To bad to Knee"

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a knee that is... good relative to the other one.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have two fantastic knees, which is weird because I was airborne infantry for a long bit... My shoulder, though... I have a shoulder I really can't even use anymore.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The one that's good when I bend like THIS and the one for THAT.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jun 14, 2023 8:57 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Friend of mine says his favorite childhood memory is his back not hurting.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still haven't figured out why I get spinal pain in the buildup to a sneeze.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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2 years ago (deleted Jun 14, 2023 8:57 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You took 'blow it out your ass' far too literal, but I can respect the pain. Had similar happen. Sat on rolled towels for 6 months to heal.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I pulled something in my back a while ago, and it went into spasm whenever I started to sneeze. Trigger point massage helped.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0