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E1evenChar1ie
#5, I'll be thinking of this every time i hear this word probably
ShimmerinStrider
My knees are now firmly referred to as, "You fuckers". Oh you fuckers better work today.
ArchMagos
#9 just wait a bit longer, the good one will go bad and then you can use left and right again
snaek
#2 I don't even look at a book if the author's name is larger than the book title, and that usually works for avoiding this shit.
MrStealYourGiF
#2 They used to use one side of the inside jacket for story summary and one side for author bio on hardbacks, I really wish they had used a flyleaf to put those into paperbacks more often.
NVGoddesscottage
I couldn’t even manage COVID lockdown in my HOUSE, I would rather die.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
#1 no where to poop. The sure exhaust appears to be... Hand cranked? And it seems to rely on that air pressure change to have the air filter in? Those people are dead.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
#1 fallout and other video games taught me that one way in just means single point of failure.
IWasACatAllAlong
#1 Where do they sleep? Where do they shit?
weidermeijer
#1 If I see a bright flash in the sky… I’m walking toward it.
d0o0o0d
...they say the knees are the first to go. First the right knee, then the left knee, then the wee knee...
nonickname23
At least my left is still in good shape…
SageOfDepth
Sorry about your wee knee
Conanthedog
#2 Netflix has been doing this recently. Why can't you just tell me what the movie is about?? 😭
TheHammer800
#2 That means it's one of those shite books that no-one reads, but everyone praises.
ilhares
What's worse, Netflix is like this. Pick half a dozen movies and random and try to get useful actual descriptions about the story.
Hoiloidl
And it made on some bestseller list because they created a category especially for this one.
weidermeijer
#9 Swim.
BoomerTheYounger
#1: this image reminded me of the excellent Donald Fagan song/video New Frontier… https://youtu.be/vVy0ZVQcl7E
orbitn
#1 where are the beds? The shower to get radioactive dust off? The automated defense phaser turret?
ilhares
I've seen a couple old designs where the beds were just fold-out cots kept up against the wall when not sleeping.
orbitn
IMHO anyone who wants to survive a full nuclear exchange is a fool. Contaminated soil, contaminated food, near-guaranteed cancer or rad poisoning, give me an instant death bathed in light.
ilhares
I attain that merely by living close to known major metropolitan areas that are very likely to be targeted. When the launch comes, downtown!
orbitn
Naked party with all the drugs you want, while waiting for the warhead to fall!
ahbrannon1
We had a neighbor who built a bomb shelter under his house. I didn't think my Dad was ever going to stop laughing.
Copperbrat
And who's laughing now that he rents it out for 2600 a month?
ahbrannon1
You couldn't get that much rent out of the entire house including the bomb shelter itself. You could rent or buy and entire house in this area with a $1000.00 left over for that much money.
Copperbrat
Yikes. Detroit? Gary?
ahbrannon1
I live outside of a small North Georgia town, Fort Oglethorpe. It is the gateway city to the National Military Park for the Battle of Chickamauga.
HaYouLose
#1 even without the Loops and Brother the cat, that’s a terrible design for a fallout shelter. You just gonna sit on that bench for weeks? Nowhere to sleep? Not to mention the absolute inadequacies of food, water, sanitation.
DangerBaer
Nah, you're gonna go outside because "what's going on out there?".
barnwolf
I think the main dangers of a nuke are the initial blast, and breathing in the radioactive dust. This shelters you from the blast and dust for a few days. By then things will hopefully calm down enough that you can evacuate to someplace that isn't contaminated. Just wear a mask and toss your clothes after you're out of the radiation zone.
Copperbrat
Plus that guy looks like he regrets having told the wife (and... adult proportioned adolescent?) about his cool shelter.
JasonThorn
I think I'd leave after 3 days because I'd be going claustrophobia-stir-crazy-bugnuts with that design. Just purchase a shipping container, convert it into a shelter, bury it. MUCH more comfortable.
HaYouLose
I suppose they’ll just poop in the sink. SMDH.
Kayveman
WAFFLE STOMP
jimfalconer611
Works at home!
Tarmaccian
Weeks? Not at all. Personal or family shelters were actually only intended to be used for 24-96 hours after a blast. After that, radiation levels would have dropped to much-less-dangerous levels, and government response could be mobilized to handle secondary threats and evacuate survivors. The basic supplies would include blankets to sleep on the floor, and bags for poop. Certainly not pleasant, but survivable.
IWasACatAllAlong
Mmmm bags full of poop. Matt Damon approves.
SlyeFox
darthstormer
#9
You guys still have a good knee?
DorkJedi
I had bad knee and worse knee. Then one got replaced. Now I have somewhat OK but weirdly large knee and bad knee.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I recently rejacked up my right knee sitting down to use the toilet -_- I mean, in that knees defence, it's been wonky since high school. And when I bend it if it's quiet I can hear it making crickly grindy noises. I could bring it up to my doctor, but I have other joints that are more actively trying to murder me. (Looking at you lumbar and left SI joint)
harthram
Two crunchies
ScarecrowSticks
Bad and worse
DukeDarkwood
This.
Ihadsexwithadragonlastnight
I have bad 1 and bad 2
Infinias
And the smash hit "To bad to Knee"
FlatPlutoSociety
I have a knee that is... good relative to the other one.
RowsdowerCantSaveUs
I have two fantastic knees, which is weird because I was airborne infantry for a long bit... My shoulder, though... I have a shoulder I really can't even use anymore.
kahooki
The one that's good when I bend like THIS and the one for THAT.
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d0o0o0d
Friend of mine says his favorite childhood memory is his back not hurting.
ilhares
I still haven't figured out why I get spinal pain in the buildup to a sneeze.
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ilhares
You took 'blow it out your ass' far too literal, but I can respect the pain. Had similar happen. Sat on rolled towels for 6 months to heal.
d0o0o0d
I pulled something in my back a while ago, and it went into spasm whenever I started to sneeze. Trigger point massage helped.