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Apparently Mia Khalifa will need to get surgery after a rogue hockey puck ruptured one of her breast implants.
Sauce: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.maxim.com/.amp/sports/mia-khalifa-needs-breast-surgery-2018-7
JerkFace4U
Not the first slap shot she’s ever gotten...
IllBeNicerIfYoullBeSmarter
I assumed she was used to getting pucked.
Varosayth
Here I was certain that she could take a high-velocity pucking.
RIxspacexCK
She could have the surgeon insert the puck and it would be a conversation piece. “I took a puck for him” WTP
ScottKB24
She got tiddy pucked
shamrock86
Figures...she’s used to taking balls to the body but not a puck
Peanutbunny
Not the first time she's took one from the team.
Hereliesmyexaccount
Puck? You mean Fuck amiright?
Wuz314159
I'm going to start calling those "Rondelles" instead of Pucks from now on.
Iamnotacreativeman
I'd be very disappointed if she didn't incorporate "Puck me" in any of her conversation while she's there.
SciencemasterofGinaz
It's July. Hockey isn't happening right now.
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Boobsbuttsandstuff
We still talking about the puck?
Locke108
You talking about her bobs right?
Wuz314159
Who doesn't love bobs?