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daychilde
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anotherrandomname
"Hi... I'm Donald Trump..."
Iaimtomisbehave
"If my mouth was movin' the bullshit was flowin'."
SilentSecretMan
👀🛏️
freakdiablo
There's truth and then there is the spoken word. Only one is with us at the moment.
MeatballRon
God I love the way your eyes lose that sparkle when you decide you believe I'll grow to care about you more than you disbelieve that newest and most insultingly poorly constructed excuse. You sicken me more than... I̶'̶v̶e̶ ̶a̶l̶w̶a̶y̶s̶ ̶b̶e̶e̶n̶ ̶s̶i̶c̶k̶e̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶m̶y̶s̶e̶l̶f̶ .. I Love myself.
levyathyn
The truth is such a fragile, fragile thing. Luckily for the both of us, I decided to keep it to myself.
Thefsm
The pause before I answered told her everything my lips would not.
Delathi
Some of this is true, some of this is better.
TheMostKink
It's not a lie if you believe it.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
He spoke with the sincerity of a republican police officer defending a black man.
chaylar
"I said what I said to minimize hurt at the time. It's not my fault that you went digging for pain."
Omicron416
Ooh, with a soupçon of victim-blaming, ouch!
AnnieGoolahee
Your ego cannot afford authenticity, so I gave it a forgery and it thanked me for it.
Chereazi
Bigly!
siegfriedwatson
"You see, as I've told you everything I know, the real question is, can you figure out the things I've told you that I don't know?"
onlyhalfghost
The truth was a wonderful ideal - and like most of the others I held, flexible.
blarghle
You knew I was a snake when you met me.
DangerBaer
Found drumpf's alt!
StunttheRunt
I tell the truth. The best truth. Everyone says I tell the best truths. The best truths anyone has ever seen.
Imapseudonym
Words have always been the manner by which reality is written. Regretfully. mine lacked the puissance to overcome the world another spake into being.
linkdude212
I supplied facts. You did with them as you pleased.
mikewritesbooks
At that time, the truth and I weren't necessarily on speaking terms...
Marikhen
"I have less contempt for what I said than a court would have of me for saying it."
Dannoboyo
Today, Donald Trump confirmed...
Lugh314159
I regret to inform you that future historians will look back on my earlier statement and find it lacked candor.
Sechran
You didn't want veracity - you wanted what I told you.
Snooj
"Republicans are awesome," I said.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
My god- that was beautiful. In the corporate world I would say “due to information which has recently been brought to my attention, I must amend a prior statement”. But if I was as poetic as a Nigerian, I would say “the color of my heart convinced my lips to sing you a song of fantasy”. If I was Trump I would just shit my pants and tell even dumber lies, completely forgetting my previous lies
Targe0
The reality of things was not how I described, for I spun a tale of wonder and pleasant sounds to them, to save them from the curl worlds pains. For they did not wish to know that those pants did indeed make them look fat.
oopsydsy
This paper needs to be 500 words minimum.
Seethreepeeoh
I took the liberty of bullshitting you
MarkSengenberger
The dubbed version on network TV changed it to bamboozled, and I always liked that better.
Seethreepeeoh
That's what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps
BlastyMcBlastblast
'are you men liars?'
Vidikron
...Thank you for your attention to this matter.
DangerBaer
👈😎👈
CaptainYesterday
I used alternative facts.
CrankyCook
I wanted what I said to be the truth however it wasn’t.
IJustWantToMakeAComment
Oof thats beautiful
baronluke
Honesty is such a lumpy, ugly thing and It was so easy to be graceful with you.
ConsumerOfStories
truthn't
stev231
true poetry right here, awards are won for creativity like this.
xerolf
thats some eldritch servant of cthulu
Racealistic
TakuanSoho
Oh you silvertongued devil !
ImSilverTongue
I beg your pardon
TakuanSoho
Yeah sorry, a job for you, the imgurian right above me