MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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Oct 28, 2021 11:41 AM
MayMyEnemiesLiveLong
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graehall
Maybe she was having a bad day, maybe her romantic relationship is iced.
RoquetoBT
Back in the day I forgot the word for defrosting. Just said "melted"
MajMalfunction2
"Oh man, they make a Fireball whiskey candle?" ..."Maggie, us non-alcoholics just call it cinnamon."
DanJonesKing
I hope you gave that person some food weapons too.
AltEff4
Yesterday, a woman asked for a caramel macchiato "on the rocks" because she forgot the word "iced." I hope she's doing well. -Less awkward
WoodHandle
Seems like you understood her.
FlissFloss86Gaming
She hadn't had her coffee yet. You can't expect someone to come up with the word for..........solidified water...before coffee
Nadyanilo
If she's like me, it's also an easier way to differentiate from the slushee type coffees. I just want ice, not icee.
GandalfTheWhitest
I like it better. A trend-setter.
JennieBee
Maybe she's putting Bailey's into it lolol
sauronater
My kind of woman! Also; I have a drinking problem.
Heisanevilgenius
I don't know why terms like this can't be interchangeable. It's the same thing!
TheWalkinDude19
Easily could have thought it just sounded cooler, cause it does.
TheEmeraldProphylactic
I once ordered vodka ‘on the rocks’ and was relentlessly mocked at work, for weeks, “James bond here”. As time went on it became clear 1/
TheEmeraldProphylactic
That they couldn’t believe I only ever drank straight vodka, and it made them nervous lol. Irony is they all drank far more than I did!
Omgur14
Hey it works
BonIvermectin
She parties harder than us all
gtollie
She’s probably completely forgotten about your conversation…
nipplepanties
I'd upvote but it's 420, and it was too fitting
BonIvermectin
That's what I appreciates about you, nipplepanties.
PierreEscargeaux
She didn’t forget
RednapxpandeR
So nobody asked to clarify? Setting yourself up for a angry Karen coming back to the store.
Chirishman
Lum avatar pic and Oh My Goddess reference in the name? I feel like that twitter user and I could be friends.
brianglass10
Awww, she didn’t know the “lingo” like all the cool kids.
applesforjuice
I mean the menu would have it under "iced," if anything she knew the lingo only the cool kids know
DynamicBeardSurgery
Mm, she knew the better lingo
KtownBCguy
Cool from the old school
molittr11
How I'm ordering it from now on.
SmokyDoggg
One time at a Tex-mex restaurant I asked the waiter for a virgin Cuba libre and he knew exactly what I wanted. A Coke with lime.
kanibal101
We use to charge the price of a Mocktail instead of the price of a Coke to costumer who did that, haha.
Apothecarius
"Let me get a Chupa Libre".
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Then rolled his eyes and groaned as he walked away and made fun of how stupid you are for doing that with all of his co-workers. I PROMISE
kiwimPandaWatcher
I read this as T Rex restaurant and was disappointed after doing a double take
jelleyfish
Uhh yeah can I get a virgin long island please?
unluckyandbored
Sure, here's a glass full of ice.
PaintyGuys
With some sour mix and a splash of coke
KMakyra
The sign of a good waiter/former bartender/former drunk. The game is figuring out which one!
SailorJimmy
I'll ask for a Roy Rogers and very few people knows what it is now. (Coke with grenadine). We need a bar for us Teetotalers!
Wooie
THANK YOU, liquer tastes like expensive nail polish remover and beer tastes like bitter fizzy water. I have a better time not being dizzy