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Oct 25, 2020 10:29 PM
DrVenture420
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CHUNKYPOPS
Good thing he covered his eyes... It seems it could have gone real bad. Lucky fella
ScarecrowSticks
Jibbywha
Whatever he did, he deserved it. That doesn't just happen.
jhaney37
What it's like to chew 5 gum...
randompersonfromarandomplace
"Are you doing alright" "yeah I'm porcu-fine?"
Ximinipot
Redneck Acupuncture.
Bystandr
This should be top comment
khun2
You put your face, in a place that was not meant for your face.
ccredit1312
Lemme guess, he got a camera phone and thought it'd be funny.
ijustmadethisaccounttoreplytoapostonce
I mean, porcupines are slow, so you probably deserve that.
JackalopeElope
Peter Quill? Is that you Starlord?
BeanMugged
What a prick
formerlyknownaspresident43
Apparently some people have been unlucky enough to have one them spikey things go right in the eyeball
TSLM
Is it really luck though? Some people are stupid enough to have one go right through their eye.
lukeeoin365
Told you not to felate a porcupine
nickgq
Bravo sir, bravo
Mixlwixl
Is it raining porcupines in your town??
WeSingLalaWhileTheDevilDoesTheChaCha
Lucky
TerminalGear
What, did you try to kiss it or something?
SmokyDoggg
These kids and their damn piercings nowadays. It's getting outta hand!
CaverExtrordinaire
gotta be honest, my first thought was how lucky he is to not have any in his eyes
uslydog
ur cousin:
ArkenMint
A pig for you that smelt fresh? y'know, a pork -you pine?!
JuJuBee64
blaChek
Saw this on reddit. Apparently he stuck his head in a hole of a tree to see what was in it lol
Clarysage
At least it wasn't his dick. And at least it wasn't hornets. Silver linings.
DrVenture420
Yep! Was waiting for the one to say this. You win! Yaaaaaay!
blaChek
Oh boy, what'd I win?
BalderdashRapscallion
*Theme song from Jackass begins*
seakoos
Yeah, It took a while, but he finally got the point.
DiscombobulatedWho
Bet he feels like a prick
mksu
y tho
merbaby
It bit me with its butt - this guy, assuming he watched quality movies as a child
InDubiousBattle
Hexxxxxxxxx
Sassy, chance and shadow. <3
tugboatcaptain
Cry every time Sassy gets swept away and every time Shadow can't make it out of the hole and every time at the final reunion
Hexxxxxxxxx
Sames
MrSpookywasagoodboy2
Tried fuck in a porcupine eh?
BubbleGumNuggys
It's a Spegler
CyberAkuma
Hopefully he gets the point now
Skee1Skee1
That's exactly how pandemics get started.
Makerofthingsmasherofstuff
Fool me once.
Krampus95360
Smingersdidit
Look more like he tried to go down on one.
WhoDoYouThinkYouAreKid
Allegedly
digitaloutlawactual
It was a sick porcupine
Krampus95360
mithiwithi
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all.
Psibernicus
Sounds like the first line of a limerick ... so where's the rest?
mithiwithi
Officially, it's the only known lyric from Nanny Ogg's favorite song. (Discworld.)
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hangovermanhx
This isn't by Pratchett, more NSFW fan writing
potatoardvarkhybrid
welcome to flavor town
Nastywobbles
I can’t upvote this enough.
gsmdo
coffeebot9000
Nice work +1
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
That's gangster
fourfingersdeep
Headbutts are not greeting to uncuddly animals
opibucket
Money
youcancallmesusanifitmakesyouhappy
Ha i laughed too loud and pissed off the wife for interrupting her show
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TanzanianGermanGuy
MyVelouria
Brava good sir
YeeticusOfTheTribeYeet
This person wins the internet today.
zdriver984
SharkDoctor
I had one 20oz bottle of Arizona to last me through tomorrow and i read this comment and laughed and the bottle spilled out of my hand 1/2
SharkDoctor
And all over the floor and it was totally worth not having anything to drink for the rest of the day. 2/2
jdcream
Myowngrampa
Was looking for this
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
sirdanglez
It fell out of a tree if I remember correctly.
The3rdKnight
Reddit title said he stuck his head in a hole in a tree.
AdultPersistentAngst
Anyone that gets that close to a porcupine pretty much deserves this!
uslydog
qpine
wolfbro86
"Porcupines fall out of trees fairly often because they are highly tempted by the succulent buds and twigs at the ends of the branches." 1/2
wolfbro86
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_porcupine 2/2
AdultPersistentAngst
It's like dude was trying to make out with the animal or something
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
I think he watched the South Park Pandemic special too many times
AdultPersistentAngst
Porcupine, pangolin... Same shit. *Kisses*
CanIGetSomeExtraSalt
stupid sexy pangolin xoxo