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barbarian818
#23 "Pregnant Women Are Smug" by Garfunkel and Oates
misterpipe
Fire memes. Saved a few
snarebears
#27 Never Eat Soggy Wieners
4noku
#27 I still do that to this day!
GnikNella
#27 I’m 39 and still do this.
YuffieK
#6 https://www.grrlpowercomic.com/archives/comic/grrl-power-118-got-it-in-one/
pxlphile
#32 that's the harsh truth of junk food
TheSweeneyyy
Ironically, Swindon is actually a dumpster town and I'd be gutted to be going back there too ?
SoftKleenex
#1 thought it said polio at first
Targe0
It's trying a new PR campaign to get to the new younger generation. /s
Noevilgifs
#26 me walking into a calc 3 class test without a calculator
OnePostCloserToAHappierLIfe
#7 > Outlook > Right-Click email > Rules > Create Rule > IF from [Boss Email] AND contains [exact stupid words] > MOVE TO [Folder].
Targe0
Much easier method. Just mark Boss as Spam.
FlintNorth44
#2 Muthafucka, YOU DON'T KNOW ME! FUCK
HoneNathan
spittytrinkles
#13 Apparently, there are still many people in this day and age that are using computers that are still turned on by feet.
DukeDarkwood
Quentin Tarantino has a line of computers?
RuthlessRuben
#15 You know, there IS good English food, but it's not the WW2 "mend and make do" stuff you see on the Internet.
DiuhBEETuss
I enjoyed being one of the few Americans to get the Beyoncé to Sunderland one. Gave me a giggle.
chickenoodlesoup
#27 ‐ never eat soggy worms
Zeterai
#25 Dude. Spoilers.
PwnageHobo
#27 Never Eat Soggy Weetbix
NotTinyPancakes
Ay kiwi here that's the one we were taught but I only actually recall because of the elderscrolls warp in the west
StabbyMcMurder
Never ear sour watermelon
Targe0
Easiest way to find the Australian in the room.
NotTinyPancakes
or kiwi
fartymarty42
#27 some of us said never eat soggy waffles
TherealNotSid
#15 Those are peas?!
LordBarringtonBunks
Marrowfat. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marrowfat_peas
dazergolf
Hulk´s diarrhea
Targe0
It's meant to be mushy peas, I think it must have had green food dye added to be that shade of green.
LordBarringtonBunks
Nope. They're naturally reeeally green.
Targe0
I have never seen mushy peas on their own reach that shade of green.
EroticZombiePants
#27 Shit, we didn't even create fancy mnemonics for this. We just learned the words themselves.
Sauroctonus
Same. I mean, it's four short words, does it really need a mnemonic?
BladedPenguin
It's not to remember the words, it's to remember the order.
shapeshiftingshart
#27 never eat soggy waffles
cowscowscows
Was looking for this down here
Nchalada
Never eat soggy weetbix
Maulbert
#13
lenorath
Y'all were monsters for keeping the tower on the ground. I can only imagine the dust that must have built up inside
ZettaiDullahan
Do you also get turned on by feet?
Maulbert
No. I'm a member of the Church of Thighentology.
monkeydwolfwood
My friend doesn't get the Beyonce one, can anyone explain
Barnaby42
It (and the response) reads like like a football (soccer) headline, as if their football team made a big signing/transfer/whatever.
monkeydwolfwood
Ah thanks
smax410
#27 just you. I grew up normal. Never Eat Saucy Ass.
FlatPlutoSociety
Damn, you had a whole different direction where you grew up?
Targe0
North, East, South, Africa/Australia/America. Still works depending on where you are, adjust for which ones to your west first. /s
smax410
I thought we were just talking about things not to do
AlwaysUpvoteBeerCigarsWhisky
#27 still do Never Eat Shredded Wheat. It even rhymes to sound cool. Soggy waffles makes no sense!
olderbrotherofsnagglepuss
We also had naughty elephant squirts water at my school, both acceptable and still used by me 25 years on
jmuije
Then go ahead. Eat the soggy waffle. Doesn't sound like such a good idea now, does it?
Fendeezy
The waffle will be soggy by the time I put a shit ton of syrup on it anyways.
Grimmy32
I know this is written like a northerner would talk. But I nearly had a stroke trying to understand it...
BronyDanza
Glaswegian
InViUnius
Something about birds making toast but becoming pregnant. Nature is complicated.
Fendeezy
I think it's about a bird mating ritual to getting pregnant.
seventailfox78
“A toast to the bride!”
HasteTheFool
A 'northenest'. That's Scots.
DukeDarkwood
Grimmy might be English. Scots would be northerners there.
HasteTheFool
Technically yes, but that's not how the adjective is usually used in the UK.
WoodyGoodman
#1
kaoticgirl
My mom always put one in my stocking. I don't really do hard candy so I hated them but I gotta admit the bookness is pretty neato.
WoodyGoodman
I only liked the butterscotch ones, but, yeah, the book format made it way cooler.
StabbyMcMurder
Yep.
Shitbuttfartpoopasscrapturdpissqueef
i like the gummy ones best
TwoStupidDogs
Wow throwback
DeclanH
Those were the days ?
b1candy2
Don't exist in the uk
SalmonTheMedic
Just Fruit Polos here
OHGODBEEEES
Still get one of these every year. Thanks mom and dad.
Bananasandwiches42
Where do your parents get them? I haven’t seen them on any store shelves during Christmas in a few years.
kaoticgirl
I still see them in Walmart
Bananasandwiches42
Oh of course! The one place I don’t shop often would have it! ??♀️ well I’ll keep that in mind for next year. Thanks.
BishopHastur
So do I, but they haven't been that cool in ages.
boblives
Isn't the hole in the middle there incase you swallow it whole and start choking on it, you can still breathe ?
Sauroctonus
I could definitely breathe when that happened to me.
kaoticgirl
That was a myth, but it's a cute one.
ProjectorGames
I mean, that's why there's a hole in Lego heads. I think it's just a side-effect of how it's made here tho.
writer88katherine5
#27 Never Eat Soggy Waffles
Pherosizm77
Never enter stinky washrooms!
RedactedDude
Never eat soggy weetbix
Miyamotofan
I had Not Easy Saving Whales
RuthlessRuben
Nie Ohne Seife Waschen. Because of course the German version is about cleanliness.
Frostknight04
This was how I learned it.
GANZTALISHUZ
I just taught this to my son yesterday! Also, I love shredded wheat so that other one wouldn't work for me
Tasha1978
Never eat soggy weiners
guywhodoesthings
There are dozens of us!!!
rsrzh4n6jd5
Correct
dieagojames
Naughty Elephants Squirt Water
NATA5
Never understood what that was supposed to teach us.
Sutashi
Just a way to help kids remember the order of a compass. North East South West doesn't mean much to someone who just learned them.
inuzarel
Never Eat Soggy Worms
yougotredonyu
Yup
MissaShip
Never eat soggy wieners.
monkeydwolfwood
Mine was never eat sour weeds, it's good advice because there was a wild flower that tasted good and sour wif but could cause kidney stones
brknsoul
Sour Sobs? Long green stalk with yellow flower? Those were nice to chew on on the way to school!
monkeydwolfwood
Yes we called it sour grass, apparently what causes the sour taste in large enough quantities can cause kidney stones
brknsoul
Aussie version: Never Eat Soggy Weetbix.
Targe0
Can confirm
Penelelop
Same in NZ. Weird that they call em Weetabix in England. We had an ad that ran: Kiwi kids are Weetbix kids
Sauroctonus
What's weird is you dropping the a.
brknsoul
I'm Aussie. It's Weet-bix, ya wanker! Go back England, ya pommy!
GoliathSkittles
But they promised that Australian kids were Weetbix kids! They've been lying to both of us! Playing both sides!
brknsoul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKkb4ItyknM
shmerdaburrdaburr
If you ask my wife, it’s just never eat weetabix.
Targe0
So she never heads south then? /s
shmerdaburrdaburr
I suppose it could be never eat shitty weetabix. I just know I get death glares when I suggest we buy some.
Sutashi
Never Eat Sour Watermelon
shiviro
That's what I was taught
TheatreStreet
I didnt think I would have to scroll so far...
Sutashi
Yea I was surprised when I didn't see it mentioned anywhere.