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Kittibobomb
wazeewa
Holy shit, that's so savage I FELT that.
TheFlutterbyChronicles
I’m pretty sure if there are aliens anywhere on earth, the Vatican would be the most plausible place to find them, so many secrets
escudonbk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFsZRQL6QdI
TheShedGRFC
I bet the popemobile hasa mecha setting.
KnightThatDrinksTea
hu...I'm in. Oh...wait...can't need to work that day.
imagineacoolnamehere
I thought Europe was going to go for the Nestle headquarters.
t0mn8r
Funny.
HerryTheSgam1
As an Italian guy I’ll take that as a deal
fiddlewheelx
I thought we were going to get the lost gold of the Templars?
dasoffendor
"No matter who wins, we lose"
knobhoblin
Britain's gonna deal with The Queen
kolao3fyllo
tornadosandwich
They should storm Torchwood
EndlessArmageddon
can we swap them for aliens afterwards?
nateglen350
And don’t forget the Swiss Guardsmen, they have those long sticky things.
Dendrofiili
Oh cmon. Storm R Kelly's house. He can't pee on all of us!
AegisXIV
anamethathasnotalreadybeenchosen
Europe dosen't refer to the European Union, it refers to the Continent Europe just to say. If its politics, its The EU, geography its Europe
karmasamburg
KeSta
Fewer pixels and worse cropping every time this gets posted...
LukeMcAwe
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
Prime rule of repostig: make it 1 more shitty
JohnSelth
Haven’t they allowed people to go into those archives? The only reason they are restricted to the general public is because they don’t have
JohnSelth
copies, so you need to be a qualified researcher and demonstrate your ability to handle delicate documents. Pretty sure nothing is offlimits
JohnnyGrog
That is almost confirmed, everyone knows the Pope has no secrets.
SuperFunkmachine
Time to do some viking stuff!
bripi
Well, it killed "the church" when they came the first time.
bripi
Why did they back off?
pablozzyzzk
Do you attack the Boy Scouts too, or do you save your vitriol for the Catholics?
evilcarp
There are even other groups we can attack. But they are still lawyer happy unlike the Catholic Church. Take Mormons as an example.
CoachCowboy
Thanks....Catholics are easy prey....
alazyamerican
No, the boy scouts do way more attacking than the media.
mischivousmic
it's not like the media doesn't attack at all, don't you remember Princess Diana?
alazyamerican
I see you missed the joke.
AmHumanNotLizardMan
Everyone knows about the Catholic church, only Americans know about the Boy Scouts?
GuardsmanMiku
theres gotta be some secret base in the uk where they store all the alien and supernatural shit we found in the empire days
UglyHorribleGrouchyOldMan
RAF Jack Molesworth is/was the UK's "spook" base.
Pentacus
We stormed it years ago, there was just some big blue box in the room and nothing else, really disappointing tbh
somethingsomethingwittyhere
It's pretty spacious on the inside though.
kohrah
It's not like UK is leaving Europe.
manulofdoom
I wish they would! Just whip out huge paddles and swim off.
dietderpsy
It shows how strong the propaganda is.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
https://imgur.com/uNzGGQw
SlyeFox
Oh god, 2DTV, not seen that in years.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Actually George Michael's Shoot the dog, but the video was made by the same people.
doesntmatter
I don't think the people who think it is even known that the Vatican isn't in the EU anyway either
shorey66
But you have to go through Europe to get there.
doesntmatter
...Are you doing it on purpose?
IHateApostrophes
Yeah, but the EU has them surrounded on all sides.
Frapporino
That only means they can attack in any direction. Maybe it's we who should be scared. The Swiss guard ain't no joke
weatherthehaarp
Their costume is though
BenSnow97
they can't, they can only move diagonally
Frapporino
You made me snort! Shameeee
Windwalker64
Yup and the Queen can move in all directions
SirGeraltTheWhiteHairedOfRivia
The pope can’t molest us all
HalTheMisinterpretivePornStar
texabilly71
MrHailstone
I'll happily run into a bunch of soldiers than to get raped by priests. Sorry I'm not man enough to help you with the Vatican
prestodigitation
FabergeBurrito
He sure can try
attofreak
*popes
Krake88
Or can he?
PersonalityFire
https://imgur.com/z8mnCWN
EwGrooss
You fools
yeayoufaka
Not with that attitude
SometimesAfox
Pope Francis don’t seem like a molester... but you never know
Iamatinylittlebanana
bripi
buddy, you are WRONG about that. With the *millions* of "priests" in the world, they got us by the balls. Figuratively!!!!
TheWorstWeasley
That's where you're wrong kid
stupidlystupendous
I laughed way too hard
AnonOmis1000
I'll be honest, I dont think this Pope molested anyone.
FloodingWaters
...yet
modus0
As if the priests would be interested in molesting anyone who isn't a prepubescent boy.
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
Plenty of people who were molested and/or raped by priests were postpubertal.
flyingmonkeystick
It’s like pizza to them. They’ll still do it.
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/05/24/michigan-catholic-priests-sexual-abuse-nessel/1221964001/
sheslikeheroin
Dont forget about the nuns! www.pbs.org/newshour/amp/show/abused-nuns-reveal-stories-of-rape-forced-abortions
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
Ugggh
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/nyregion/child-sex-abuse-lawsuits.html?rref=collection%2Ftimestopic%2FRoman%20Catholic%20Church%20Sex%20A
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/08/19/catholic-priests-accused-child-sex-abuse/
Stampedeo
With god, all things are possible. Matthew 19:26
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
Ooh ok i will jot that downs
Deadlyfire
NinjaWizard
You are forgetting pope Molestus III in 1675
GreaterDog
You'd think they'd stop after the first 2, but noooo
Ketheres
3rd time's the charm
BadDragon1193
Except this current pope is a sincerely decent person.
LurkerOfDarkness
Also, he's a bouncer.
sheslikeheroin
Mostly decent hes done a few not so good things like refusing to apologize to abuse survivors in chile or refusing to admit the church's 1
sheslikeheroin
2 role in canadian residential schools, he essentially denied the harm and pain they caused. He's definitely the best pop of my lifetime
sheslikeheroin
3 pope* but he still isn't a saint and the vatican has always preferred protecting itself over admitting the many evils that the priests and
sheslikeheroin
4 bishops have committed and continue to commit.
Mechame
Yeah, but there's lots of bishops and priests. I'm sure he could delegate.
nxxisndizkso350
It’s the priests you have to watch out for, the bishops can only move diagonally
bonannoml0
Throw in a couple of cardinals and we are in big trouble
Alypso
Leave the birds out of this, they're not even real!
bripi
he already did.
obviouscoconut
Swiss guard too
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
Our advantage is: we're older than 9, so they're not interested in molesting us anymore
Mechame
The guards at Area 51 won't *want* to arrest people, but they will do their duty. Similarly, Priests will do the doodys
IndexPlus
They dont stand a chance against the 9 year old army!! REEE
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
Plenty of people molested by priests were older than 9.
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2019/05/24/michigan-catholic-priests-sexual-abuse-nessel/1221964001/
batdrewskimidas
For some reason my brain translated this as, "Plenty of people molest priests over 9."
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/15/nyregion/child-sex-abuse-lawsuits.html?rref=collection%2Ftimestopic%2FRoman%20Catholic%20Church%20Sex%20A
IhaveAgunNotHereButIhaveOne
https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2019/08/19/catholic-priests-accused-child-sex-abuse/
AntRam95
But now we can molest them
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
BoredCreep
EU=/=Europe.
mormacil
Will be hard to travel into the EU without any form of agreement though.
kohrah
Surely there will be some form of agreement after the dust settles. Like before EU, like with Norway (though UK isn't Schengen country).
kohrah
But yeah, it probably is a bit harder.
doesntmatter
No, it won't. It wasn't before and it won't be afterwards. Also I'm not sure the EU even covers half of Europe. Maybe 60-70% at most.
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
"doesn't cover half 60-70% at most" you aren't good at math are you?
GrandProtectorDark
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/EU_on_a_globe.svg/720px-EU_on_a_globe.svg.png
mormacil
Yes it will, the UK has had travel agreements with the rest of Europe for ages. When there is a no deal Brexit the current ones end. 1/2
shorey66
There won't be a no deal. Its only bojo who wants that, we'll chop his head off before that.
mormacil
Good luck trying that.
mormacil
Obviously they get new ones but those won't magically appear, they take time. And Italy is squarely under EU visa rules ;) 2/2
baltec1
Already an agreement in place in case of no deal for travel. You get 90 days over 180 days. Unlimited access to Ireland.
BoredCreep
...So? You think we can get into Area 51 with a visa or government id? STORM THAT FUCKER!
GrandProtectorDark
No balkans, no turkey and some of east europe is missing
Gilganesha
Slovenia, Croatia, Greece and Bulgaria are all in the EU though.
GrandProtectorDark
Eh. Personally, greece feels separate from that area and I overlooked croatia
mormacil
Turkey is largely in Asia isn't it?
GrandProtectorDark
Turkey is counted as European nation for some reason
doesntmatter
"Some of east Europe"? You mean the entire area from westernmost Russia to the Urals and down to Azerbaijan. Although looking at a map it's
GrandProtectorDark
Well, I see ukraine, Belarus' moldavien and Russia missing. That's like 4 from 13ish countries which I would call "Eastern europe".
GrandProtectorDark
I also don't really know if the Caucasus is still europe or already asia
doesntmatter
Not as big an area as I remembered it being.
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
Pretty sure the UK is still going to be situated in the Europe catchment area, can we still get involved?
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
But only with proper Visa
jakkejakke22
It's really up to you. As always.
DrMephistoFromSouthParkColorado
You have your own Predators to take care of in Prince Andrew
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
I mean, when have we not? We're still Europeans, after all, and we've always been straight-up ruled by foreigners.
BenSnow97
Not since King Henry VIII
BigSnicker
In case you haven't realized yet... from now on the EU or US decide what you get to do and what you don't. #whatwereyouthinking #byescotland
Applepotamus
ya got a permit for that?
jelladelta
*Borders Frenchly*
CatsIsTheAnswer
You have to apply, which requires a proposal deliberated by your parliament. Deadline is next mond... oh wait, you'll never make it
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
Touche. The home of parliamentary democracy everyone...
babypotato
When has that ever stopped the Brits
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Never has, never will! *heart swells with patriotic pride*
TodayIsSlapANaziDay
No.
HeinekenBottle
Fair enough then. let’s go storm Loch Ness, Nessie can’t hide from all of us
ICantThinkOfAU
I’m not sure if this is the joke or not, but yeah that already started, coastguard pointed out we’ve only got one little orange boat up here
HeinekenBottle
There’s also storm Wensleydale they can’t hide all the cheese from us
R3mmy
There are predators in the house of lords too
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
What? We can't have our cake and eat it??
LongCommentChainAppreciator
I never got that expression
Shovi
It's along the lines of: eat the whole cake but also have it for later too.
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
Can't on the one hand enjoy prospect of a tasty cake (free trade) while on other hand eat that tasty cake (restrict movement/hard border)
LongCommentChainAppreciator
How positively victorian
Sherlocksvillain
If your neighbour is a dick, would you invite them to your parties on the basis of proximity?
MrJimmyC
Yeah probably, just to show them I'm not a dick.
phssthpok
If your neighbour is a dick, would you let their kids come to your party out of sympathy?
HighlandPotatoe
Jimmy freaking pesto.
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
Dunno, where do you live?
imniceronreddit
What makes you think GB is the dick in this context?
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
As a Brit, I think we are. We are phenomenal tools in general, with incredible levels of delusion about our own history.
BillStickers1
When it tells you it is ready and when you close the zipper you will see...
Jusmar
They asked to leave your party, you opened the door for them, they left one foot in your house then yelled at you for not letting them leave
baltec1
More like the UK family decided to leave but that one kid is throwing a temper tantrum, latched themselves onto a table leg screaming stay.
MonsieurLeMoustache
Brexit mess? it was funny at first but now...
imniceronreddit
Obviously your referring to brexit. How is the UK the bad guy for leaving the EU? They give Europe billions a year.
MonsieurLeMoustache
leaving is not the problem, taking so much time, energy and drama to do it (or not) is the problem. they need to leave now.
circlejerkofgrabassticclowns
Straw man argument that completely ignores the inward investment from having free trade and frictionless borders.