NSFW dump

Dec 10, 2016 7:51 AM

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FP edit: Thanks guys, gals and toasters! Ummm, send whatever the hell you want, more nerdy memes maybe?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And this is why we have signs that warn us to not do stupid shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guy in the excavator bucket, that's safe for work, been there done that. Trust your operator kids

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#9 My grandma has that picture above the stairs, used to terrify me as a kid XD

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*Opens dump at work... (insert I too like to live dangerously pic)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That bloke under the vehicle, at least he chocked the back wheel with a rock...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone is down for a chat message me on WhatsApp: +17372018064

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come with me and you'll be in a world of OSHA violations

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If it's stupid... and it... works.... no, no, most of these are so stupid they shouldn't work.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Unless that stick is wet.... now u just electrified all water on that street and u die painfully.... alot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Pallet stacking one just irritates me....

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Remember.. if it works and no one gets hurt it's not stupid.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these ladder set ups are completely ok. Those who fall of them the most use them the least.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i dont get the last image

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These are actual photos of Darwin Award recipients, only moments before they qualified for the award with (at times) a grisly death.

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

In fact, what they were doing killed them so hard, they died... to death.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I fapped to these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some of these people are dead

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OSHA =

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So much Darwin at work

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So many things are clenched while looking at these.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sweet OSHA... I'm trying to poop over here and you're making my ass clench tighter than a nuns cunt on sunday.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

Title checks out. Truly NSFW.

9 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

Title should NSAW... Not Safe About Work

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 12

#13 found Nemo

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Question for all, in future dumps would it be useful if I numbered all the images? To make it easier to see which one someone's on about?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yes

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Please tell me this is staged...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I can only assume it must be...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It is. You can see from how the marks on the blade are not blurred together that the saw isn't turned on.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 It would be even more dangerous if they hadn't used Chep pallets

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That shit's sturdy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' Chep pallets. What a royal pain in the arse.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The circular saw on the guy's back makes me panic and also THERE IS A WORKBENCH TYPE THING TO CUT ON NOT FIVE FEET BEHIND THEM!

9 years ago | Likes 395 Dislikes 6

"Workbench type thing" You mean a sawhorse?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was like

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Theyre replicating a safety poster that is kind of a meme in the industry (theres one in my shop too)

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Carpenter here, can confirm coworkers backs are much more stable fuck using skill saws.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Saw horse

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where did you see the horse?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I saw it and thought "r u fking kidding me?" Most of these are legit "hold me and pray to God today isn't my day to ascend to heavens"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

There's a lot of trust that would go into that, assuming the thing is turned on and not a joke for a picture

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always sucks my balls right back into my pelvis

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The saw isn't on, you can see the markings on the blade aren't blurred, complete setup.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

The whole image is blurry. Idk what you're taking about.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There are markings on a saw blade that blend together when the blade is in motion. The pic may be blurry, but those markings are still 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

distinct, meaning the saw isn't in use. That particular pic was staged. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Staged or not, it's made @VizenFatale panic and nothing will take it back now :(

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

⚠️

9 years ago | Likes 185 Dislikes 3

It's Boshy Time!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

⚠️ it counts as 2 characters guys!!! ⚠️

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Heard the metal gear alert in my head for some reason

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*Caution*

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

???? ????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Huh.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

‼️

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

howdu doda?

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Here are some more which work: ❤️⭐️️☀️☁ ☔️ ❄️ ✨️ ⛄️ ⛅️ ⚡️ ☕️ ♨️ ✔️✖️⚠️️⛔️♻️️ ✂️ ✉️ ✏️ ✒️ ⏰️ ⌚️ ⏳️ ☎️ ☕️ ⛪️ ⛲️ ⛺️ ⛽️ ✈️ ⛵️ ⚓️ ⚽️ ⚾️️ ⛳️ ♿️

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

......

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

. ⬅️ for later

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

????http://emojipedia.org/people/

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Seem only some seem to work after some test

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

???????????? WOah, so cool. Thanks????????????

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

????

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait it turned into question marks.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what i mean by they don't all work

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0