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Nov 15, 2017 2:47 PM
ItalianYoda
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rhombusrightangle
If you cut a hole in a net there are less holes in it...
JokerVonDoloh
The expected number of the would-be murder victims, however, would go down. But meh, this metric is unimportant, right?
Pirunuk
But what if you were already a killer?
DefenderOfDog
killing criminals is like layes bet cha can't kill just one
JackoM
So... basically punisher
itsthehair
Unless you were already a killer and didn't create a new one in you by killing a known killer. Then continued your killwr killing spree.
clark6050
The number of killers stays the same, while the number of victims drops dramatically
BatBruce
gegehgd
Bagur reference
jizzinthapus
But what if the dead killer’s ghost comes out and spooks me good till die? What’s the number of killers then?
LordIronskull
The total number of killers who ever lived still goes up regardless.
RawSauceNoKetchup
If you put all killers in one room and let them kill each other you will get most of them killed and no new killers
Direfury
I mean, if you have them all in one room, why not just gas 'em and get rid of the whole lot?
secretbison
Batman doesn't kill; he just punches hundreds of guys into unconsciousness and just assumes they're all okay afterward
The5lacker
And/or runs them over with his car/tank.
MoodyMoose
Plot twist: I've killed before
CertifiedLurker
What if a killer murdered another killer then it would reduce by one.
OzzyKnight
Just remember boys and girls: All good nihilism starts with self.
Mailvirgo
https://imgur.com/Mw9DP85 Damn right
Calicoastin818
No gun policy parents shot to death
InigoMontoyas1stsword
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx35obZjWc1qam3y3o1_500.gif
TheManInTheWall
But then theres more killers in hell
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Considering Gotham, the number of murdre victims would go down by hundreds if not thousands though.
tarWHOdis
+1 for username.
TechKiddz
Yeah but Batman is worth at least 1,000 so...have fun I guess you psycho ;D
Lars1027
Shut up, Jason! My parents are dead!!
Kryalis
My exact thought to the quote
PsycheClone
Batman as a character isn't as scary as they make him out to be because he won't kill. He's nerfed, the punisher is scary.
zackofspades
You’ve probably never been beaten within an inch of your life, yeah? I mean, neither have I, but still...
PsycheClone
I'll taking a beating over being killed...
zackofspades
But would you be afraid of being laid out and hospitalized for a few weeks? I mean hell, that shit is expensive. Scares me.
PsycheClone
True hospitals are expensive but if you are getting a beating from Batman you probably did something to get money illegally and are broke.
khensu83
Yeah see, I don’t get how Batman doesn’t kill joker, the guys a mass murderer, I think Batman likes fighting him.
Coolbacca
Because Batman knows if he turns into an executioner Gotham will quickly slide into a psychotic bat controlled police state
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
A slippery slope argument: A consequentialist logical device in which a party asserts that a relatively small first step leads to a /
Coolbacca
Yeah it's comic books, slippery slope is always the norm and about 100% garaunteed to happen
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
/chain of related events culminating in some significant (usually negative) effect.
MungoVitoGotHellaCats
I mean he could also just be responsible about killing people.
Coolbacca
Oh yeah, that always works out well!
ParanoidWithGoodCause
and if you kill all humans then the problem is solved permanently
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ParanoidWithGoodCause
that assumes incorrectly that I am arguing against the original statement rather than arguing in favor of the second (kill all humans)
hanro50
And comet suicide...cause if you wipe out everyone then there is still 1 killer left...mainly you (joke comment, do not take seriously plz)
ParanoidWithGoodCause
you're assuming I'm human? thanks that's more credit than I probobly deserve
HotDiggityDaffodil
Except one...
AnuTheEverything
Thanks Ultron
Thanshin
Will you give the man a minute?! He's been on the job for barely a year. He still has three to do the job!
indigopilgrim
Great response!
XxRalphTheWonderLlamaxX
just4thelolz
I've looked into it. Turns out that isn't as easy as you'd think. But I have high hopes for Project Oxygen Destroyer.
Tassyr
Ultron? When'd you get an imgur account?
quillfreminenti
But then 100% of humanity are killers.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
good thing we got rid of them then huh?
UnPunkMonk
AhelpingOfRumHam
Hey babeh, you wanna kill all humans?
BadWolf16
But there would still be one killer... you
ParanoidWithGoodCause
only if I'm not human and ether way that's no longer a problem
boevis
If he's human, killing himself is implied
WannabeHobo
Yes and you'll have to fuck corpses then.
Pablotheshark
Well, you don't really have to. You can just not fuck them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ParanoidWithGoodCause
what else is new?
UltraLegoGamer
iliketoanswerwithreactions
alanivar75
Other animals still murder, ya dunce
ParanoidWithGoodCause
murder requires that it be "the unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another." no humans = no laws = no murder
GlassCannon570
Basic codes of conduct, protonations, and wars do exist throughout the more intelligent species.
ParanoidWithGoodCause
yeah but since they aren't human it's still not murder, and by the time it is that will be someone else's problem
GlassCannon570
Nothing says that murder has to be done by humans.