May 5, 2022 5:03 PM
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Micmacmquaide
The funniest this is, I grew up in Calgary, where Brett is from, and met him for winning a skipping contest. And had channel 47
ianrl337
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
omuaomua
our eyes evolved to decoders at that time
Zzzzz1
We had the Sears catalog.... and we liked it!!
chetnixandflill
The searing pain of realizing you were jerkin it to the dude's ass...
Athenawins
Underrated comment
evilspock
Mmm, scrambled skinemax.
WorkerLurker
I saw boobs late night on PBS, uncensored. Was great.
scottEkarate
Once I saw a whole ass titty unscramble for at least 5 seconds.
StrictlyBull
For some of us it was the ten minute preview at 11:50pm
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
"I was born into it, molded by it..."
RobJenkins
Like a Victorian getting hot under the collar at a glimpse of ankle
EdWinchester
We had to find discarded porn mags in park bushes. Even a page was a bonus.
followmeiknowtheway
TestyZesticles
And if you don't know, now you know, neighbor.
cheesecake7
no I don't
StewedTomaters
The Notorious W.I.L.S.O.N.?
KimJongSkilll
Oh the spice channel. Good times.
TheFabulousJacquesRougeau
I was looking for this !
somethingwentwrongwiththis
Green squiggle boob = best boob
rbudrick
Soufange
Kids today will never know the struggle. Or watching that old lady show off sex toys.
Peteybird1112
Talk sex with sue
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
We had this VCR that had programmed channels in it, with fine tuners for each channel. Felt like a mad scientist trying to tune in the boobs
djmcsquared
Pornhub should put a filter like this on so we can re-live the glory days
dasharknbear
I saw boob! What is that dark spot pubes? Cuz you know no one shaved back them.
elinveronicap
I get a little excited if I see something in a negative blue. Oh yeah.
BUBBLETRON
GTimgur
Ash, what a guy
slotheroll
daaa85
What movie was this from again? It's driving me nuts trying to remember.
Dennis the menace
Frndlylion
I used to jam a matchbook into the dial and get it to stick in a spot where the channel would be unscrambled. Good times!
HulksBigGreenDick
PinkEater
Chuckled out load on that one.
spacestationnumberfive
Masturbation: Keeping people alive since the dawn of time.
beelzebob23
I think a saw a nipple.
Sirtopumhat
Like early imgur.
laxyone
DeanGulberri1
MFW you saw a boob
gis4gif
?1 “No man. It’s a bald guy with a mole. Yeah, yeah!”
Soultrain420
I may or may not have nutted to an elbow. 13 was a weird age.
beez428
Doesn't matter, had...orgasm, anyway.
Lightsmith
Oh yeah, spank my hairy ass.
JoebraCommander
I had a TV that if I hit "E" on the remote and tried to change the channel it would "tune" it instead and made the picture more clear
ToonamiT0M
Make sure you always had a kid's channel on the "previous" button and set both to kid's channel before you turned off the TV.
rollotherottie
hell yeah, that was as good as it got in the 80s
JinxRocks
Girl's parents had satellite TV in the 80s n could record it. She made a TON selling VHS tapes to everyone.
MessedUpRodsAndCones
Big thanks to Late night USA Network for taking over in the 90's
SmokyDoggg
The 90's too. Most of us didn't have internet or a computer because poor. Now you can go to Dollar General and get a Moto E phone for $25 &
watch porn on a little screen to your heart's content. What a time to be alive!
Gcleff
I'm confident I would be waaaay dumber if I could access porn easily by 13 lol
CraftyCyborg
My mother sent me on my bike, solo, 6 miles to the library to use the internet. She’d joke “We have the internet! It’s aerobic internet!”
PUNKem733
In 2000 the was still going on.
LongtimeLurker7817
It was channel 81 for us and the color was blue or purple. Pillows were needed, the back button on the remote was mandatory, it was wild.
AShartInTheWind
I found a few VHS tapes early. I never had to worry about finding the scrambled channel on cable.
grovestreetboi
“Pillows were needed”…
JamesAHarrod
Channel 77, and the tv would go black in a few seconds if no useable signal
OriginalEducatedCohort
100% this. It was the A/B BUTTON!!!
ConsecutiveIntegers
Channel 71 I think. Was right below cartoon network. We had a bootleg cable box for a while so it wasn't scrambled. Good times.
ConcreteJoker
Channel 21 here, still my favorite number for that reason lol
MutantTurd
I remember having the old push button cable box, and if you pressed the 8 and the 4 down together I could get Cinemax. It was blue and had
A real bad rolling effect but you could see pretty much everything clear.
CloakedFigure
81 here, too. And Jesus Christ do I feel called out but validated at the same time.
Anything for the momentary non blurred of action
MidasClaw
See that's where I learned to use the timer on the vcr.
pierogisandwich
That glorious in-focus moment was equal parts exhilarating and terrifying. There were boobs on your TV, but HOLY FUCK THERE WERE BOOBS ON TV
kidtutty
Channel 93 here. Back button was set to channel 33 & I would change to channel 34 before cutting power...that moved saved my ass multiple Xs
PS: channel 34 was Comedy Central so it looked "normal" when they caught me, & I had a Vchip so even if they suspected they couldnt prove it
Ryebread91
V chip?
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Big floppy donkey dic… *PSZZAAHHP AH FUC… *PSZZAAHHP
Let my folks set content ratings so anything above the cap (TV-14?) wasn't viewable w/out their code. Encrypted channels got a pass tho?
Equinox42
CN was 32, Nick was 33, and Disney was 34. I would go to 33 then hit either up or down and both made sense.
GamestopDorito
Cablevision?
PhilipJFryIII
Nick was 32 disney was 53 and cn was 54 for me. It made the trick a bit harder
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
New Yorker?
My man! Totally forgot about changing the channel up a channel after so they couldn't just hit back or last again! We used that tactic too.
DukeOfBadDecisions
Lol. Glad I'm not the only sneaky one out there...
SavageRum
Haha same. Used it for this and cartoons [family guy] we weren't allowed to watch.
ThrashAndChemistry
What strikes me as wild about this is how many of us developed this system independently.
Micmacmquaide
The funniest this is, I grew up in Calgary, where Brett is from, and met him for winning a skipping contest. And had channel 47
ianrl337
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
omuaomua
our eyes evolved to decoders at that time
Zzzzz1
We had the Sears catalog.... and we liked it!!
chetnixandflill
The searing pain of realizing you were jerkin it to the dude's ass...
Athenawins
Underrated comment
evilspock
Mmm, scrambled skinemax.
WorkerLurker
I saw boobs late night on PBS, uncensored. Was great.
scottEkarate
Once I saw a whole ass titty unscramble for at least 5 seconds.
StrictlyBull
For some of us it was the ten minute preview at 11:50pm
ThisDeservesMoreUpvotes
"I was born into it, molded by it..."
RobJenkins
Like a Victorian getting hot under the collar at a glimpse of ankle
EdWinchester
We had to find discarded porn mags in park bushes. Even a page was a bonus.
followmeiknowtheway
TestyZesticles
And if you don't know, now you know, neighbor.
cheesecake7
no I don't
StewedTomaters
The Notorious W.I.L.S.O.N.?
KimJongSkilll
Oh the spice channel. Good times.
TheFabulousJacquesRougeau
I was looking for this !
somethingwentwrongwiththis
Green squiggle boob = best boob
rbudrick
Soufange
Kids today will never know the struggle. Or watching that old lady show off sex toys.
Peteybird1112
Talk sex with sue
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
We had this VCR that had programmed channels in it, with fine tuners for each channel. Felt like a mad scientist trying to tune in the boobs
djmcsquared
Pornhub should put a filter like this on so we can re-live the glory days
dasharknbear
I saw boob! What is that dark spot pubes? Cuz you know no one shaved back them.
elinveronicap
I get a little excited if I see something in a negative blue. Oh yeah.
BUBBLETRON
GTimgur
Ash, what a guy
slotheroll
daaa85
What movie was this from again? It's driving me nuts trying to remember.
slotheroll
Dennis the menace
Frndlylion
I used to jam a matchbook into the dial and get it to stick in a spot where the channel would be unscrambled. Good times!
HulksBigGreenDick
PinkEater
Chuckled out load on that one.
spacestationnumberfive
Masturbation: Keeping people alive since the dawn of time.
beelzebob23
I think a saw a nipple.
Sirtopumhat
Like early imgur.
laxyone
DeanGulberri1
MFW you saw a boob
gis4gif
Soultrain420
I may or may not have nutted to an elbow. 13 was a weird age.
beez428
Doesn't matter, had...orgasm, anyway.
Lightsmith
Oh yeah, spank my hairy ass.
JoebraCommander
I had a TV that if I hit "E" on the remote and tried to change the channel it would "tune" it instead and made the picture more clear
ToonamiT0M
Make sure you always had a kid's channel on the "previous" button and set both to kid's channel before you turned off the TV.
rollotherottie
hell yeah, that was as good as it got in the 80s
JinxRocks
Girl's parents had satellite TV in the 80s n could record it. She made a TON selling VHS tapes to everyone.
MessedUpRodsAndCones
Big thanks to Late night USA Network for taking over in the 90's
SmokyDoggg
The 90's too. Most of us didn't have internet or a computer because poor. Now you can go to Dollar General and get a Moto E phone for $25 &
SmokyDoggg
watch porn on a little screen to your heart's content. What a time to be alive!
Gcleff
I'm confident I would be waaaay dumber if I could access porn easily by 13 lol
CraftyCyborg
My mother sent me on my bike, solo, 6 miles to the library to use the internet. She’d joke “We have the internet! It’s aerobic internet!”
PUNKem733
In 2000 the was still going on.
LongtimeLurker7817
It was channel 81 for us and the color was blue or purple. Pillows were needed, the back button on the remote was mandatory, it was wild.
AShartInTheWind
I found a few VHS tapes early. I never had to worry about finding the scrambled channel on cable.
grovestreetboi
“Pillows were needed”…
JamesAHarrod
Channel 77, and the tv would go black in a few seconds if no useable signal
OriginalEducatedCohort
100% this. It was the A/B BUTTON!!!
ConsecutiveIntegers
Channel 71 I think. Was right below cartoon network. We had a bootleg cable box for a while so it wasn't scrambled. Good times.
ConcreteJoker
Channel 21 here, still my favorite number for that reason lol
MutantTurd
I remember having the old push button cable box, and if you pressed the 8 and the 4 down together I could get Cinemax. It was blue and had
MutantTurd
A real bad rolling effect but you could see pretty much everything clear.
CloakedFigure
81 here, too. And Jesus Christ do I feel called out but validated at the same time.
TittiesKittiesandWittyGifReplies
Anything for the momentary non blurred of action
MidasClaw
See that's where I learned to use the timer on the vcr.
pierogisandwich
That glorious in-focus moment was equal parts exhilarating and terrifying. There were boobs on your TV, but HOLY FUCK THERE WERE BOOBS ON TV
kidtutty
Channel 93 here. Back button was set to channel 33 & I would change to channel 34 before cutting power...that moved saved my ass multiple Xs
kidtutty
PS: channel 34 was Comedy Central so it looked "normal" when they caught me, & I had a Vchip so even if they suspected they couldnt prove it
Ryebread91
V chip?
YesYouJustLostTheGameAgain
Big floppy donkey dic… *PSZZAAHHP AH FUC… *PSZZAAHHP
kidtutty
Let my folks set content ratings so anything above the cap (TV-14?) wasn't viewable w/out their code. Encrypted channels got a pass tho?
Equinox42
CN was 32, Nick was 33, and Disney was 34. I would go to 33 then hit either up or down and both made sense.
GamestopDorito
Cablevision?
PhilipJFryIII
Nick was 32 disney was 53 and cn was 54 for me. It made the trick a bit harder
BenWyattCalzoneKingandIceTownClown
New Yorker?
LongtimeLurker7817
My man! Totally forgot about changing the channel up a channel after so they couldn't just hit back or last again! We used that tactic too.
DukeOfBadDecisions
Lol. Glad I'm not the only sneaky one out there...
SavageRum
Haha same. Used it for this and cartoons [family guy] we weren't allowed to watch.
ThrashAndChemistry
What strikes me as wild about this is how many of us developed this system independently.