If you knew, you knew

May 5, 2022 5:03 PM

The funniest this is, I grew up in Calgary, where Brett is from, and met him for winning a skipping contest. And had channel 47

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our eyes evolved to decoders at that time

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We had the Sears catalog.... and we liked it!!

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The searing pain of realizing you were jerkin it to the dude's ass...

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Underrated comment

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Mmm, scrambled skinemax.

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I saw boobs late night on PBS, uncensored. Was great.

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Once I saw a whole ass titty unscramble for at least 5 seconds.

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For some of us it was the ten minute preview at 11:50pm

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"I was born into it, molded by it..."

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Like a Victorian getting hot under the collar at a glimpse of ankle

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We had to find discarded porn mags in park bushes. Even a page was a bonus.

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And if you don't know, now you know, neighbor.

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no I don't

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The Notorious W.I.L.S.O.N.?

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Oh the spice channel. Good times.

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I was looking for this !

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Green squiggle boob = best boob

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Kids today will never know the struggle. Or watching that old lady show off sex toys.

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Talk sex with sue

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We had this VCR that had programmed channels in it, with fine tuners for each channel. Felt like a mad scientist trying to tune in the boobs

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Pornhub should put a filter like this on so we can re-live the glory days

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I saw boob! What is that dark spot pubes? Cuz you know no one shaved back them.

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I get a little excited if I see something in a negative blue. Oh yeah.

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Ash, what a guy

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What movie was this from again? It's driving me nuts trying to remember.

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Dennis the menace

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I used to jam a matchbook into the dial and get it to stick in a spot where the channel would be unscrambled. Good times!

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Chuckled out load on that one.

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Masturbation: Keeping people alive since the dawn of time.

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I think a saw a nipple.

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Like early imgur.

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MFW you saw a boob

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?1 “No man. It’s a bald guy with a mole. Yeah, yeah!”

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I may or may not have nutted to an elbow. 13 was a weird age.

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Doesn't matter, had...orgasm, anyway.

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Oh yeah, spank my hairy ass.

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I had a TV that if I hit "E" on the remote and tried to change the channel it would "tune" it instead and made the picture more clear

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Make sure you always had a kid's channel on the "previous" button and set both to kid's channel before you turned off the TV.

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hell yeah, that was as good as it got in the 80s

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Girl's parents had satellite TV in the 80s n could record it. She made a TON selling VHS tapes to everyone.

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Big thanks to Late night USA Network for taking over in the 90's

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The 90's too. Most of us didn't have internet or a computer because poor. Now you can go to Dollar General and get a Moto E phone for $25 &

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watch porn on a little screen to your heart's content. What a time to be alive!

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I'm confident I would be waaaay dumber if I could access porn easily by 13 lol

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My mother sent me on my bike, solo, 6 miles to the library to use the internet. She’d joke “We have the internet! It’s aerobic internet!”

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In 2000 the was still going on.

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It was channel 81 for us and the color was blue or purple. Pillows were needed, the back button on the remote was mandatory, it was wild.

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I found a few VHS tapes early. I never had to worry about finding the scrambled channel on cable.

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“Pillows were needed”…

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Channel 77, and the tv would go black in a few seconds if no useable signal

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100% this. It was the A/B BUTTON!!!

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Channel 71 I think. Was right below cartoon network. We had a bootleg cable box for a while so it wasn't scrambled. Good times.

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Channel 21 here, still my favorite number for that reason lol

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I remember having the old push button cable box, and if you pressed the 8 and the 4 down together I could get Cinemax. It was blue and had

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A real bad rolling effect but you could see pretty much everything clear.

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81 here, too. And Jesus Christ do I feel called out but validated at the same time.

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Anything for the momentary non blurred of action

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See that's where I learned to use the timer on the vcr.

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That glorious in-focus moment was equal parts exhilarating and terrifying. There were boobs on your TV, but HOLY FUCK THERE WERE BOOBS ON TV

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Channel 93 here. Back button was set to channel 33 & I would change to channel 34 before cutting power...that moved saved my ass multiple Xs

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PS: channel 34 was Comedy Central so it looked "normal" when they caught me, & I had a Vchip so even if they suspected they couldnt prove it

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V chip?

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Big floppy donkey dic… *PSZZAAHHP AH FUC… *PSZZAAHHP

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Let my folks set content ratings so anything above the cap (TV-14?) wasn't viewable w/out their code. Encrypted channels got a pass tho?

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CN was 32, Nick was 33, and Disney was 34. I would go to 33 then hit either up or down and both made sense.

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Cablevision?

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Nick was 32 disney was 53 and cn was 54 for me. It made the trick a bit harder

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New Yorker?

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My man! Totally forgot about changing the channel up a channel after so they couldn't just hit back or last again! We used that tactic too.

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Lol. Glad I'm not the only sneaky one out there...

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Haha same. Used it for this and cartoons [family guy] we weren't allowed to watch.

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What strikes me as wild about this is how many of us developed this system independently.

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