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Aug 7, 2018 12:39 PM
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theuniverseissobigthatnothinginitmatterssowhogivesasquanch
Grassman224
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
As a Canadian in a theatre packed with Canadians, there was a collective audible gasp and the laughter.
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Yes, that is canada.
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
TheGiantIdiotTeddyBear
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behrditz
Thats a different Shatterstar. The one from X-Force isnt a kree.
iancarry
im pissed, that TJ went off Silicon valley for this... he was way bigger douche in that.
coldinthecorner
Just realized this guy is Erlich Bachmann
GlowGreen
Title, we talked about this.
TheresAGermanWordForThat
Ah, Rob Liefeld characters…
SlippitySlappityLovinLifeAndWife
Yay a fellow comic nerd
MrCrzy
Love all the super hero movies but never got into the comics. Who exactly is this guy? (Not DP)
FailedCartoonist
Don't the Deadpool movies take place in Canada?
markanthony7
filmed in canada
sdv325
Vancouver i believe
CptBubblebutt
If you mean filmed, I think most of the Marvel movies are made in Toronto
CairoLen
Vancouver. Deadpool 2 was filmed in Vancouver. X-Mansion shots were in Victoria.
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newsguycraigevans
And one of his super powers:
extraordinaryagility
"Sh-shh-shaaa!!!"
TigerHeart6
I live in Canada, and there was dead silence during that scene lol
letTheHeartBeat
I just love deadpool #red
chrishallett83
Shatterstar fucking SUCKS in every possible way, though...
lifeisadadjoke
Great movie, but still angry that Shatterstar was in a movie before Longshot. Longshot better get more screen time when he's finally up.
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CuriousMeatball
Probably because you didn’t put any tags on yours. A lot of people normally search through that “funny” tag.
Lyrixon
I'm so sorry your post didn't make it. You have my deepest condolences friend. Have an upvote.
FungusForge
Better at everything but skydiving.
derschweiz
Cause Ryan Reynolds is Canadian
PraiseDickbuttLordAndSaviorOfUsersub
So is deadpool
kittykat25909
pretty sure deadpool is legit just alternate reality unfamous ryan who got super powers. which im so okay with.
RazielShapeshifter
I like to think the reverse is true, too. Ryan is our Deadpool but he has to keep up the actor front.
jay9708464
saltysasquatch
I love dp
CuriousMeatball
Da penis.
reverendleonard
Well that's random, but I suppose Dr. Pepper is super refreshing
FelixTheCAT5e
Don’t forget lube
NATA5
So does your mom
heinstein
Phrasing!
LanceCorporalBadger
ILaughWithMyWholeFace
Don't forget DVDA!
theslybanananana
FitzChevalric
ziffin
squeaky shoes!!
Loungecloud
Weeooweeooweeoooo!
AaronEddy
That was jarring hearing that as a kid.
crazysnarpi
Beware of his song about big butts... he beats you up while he plays it!!
ThatWasBoring
THATS ALOT OF NUTS!
astickfigures
ONE! OF US! IS WEARING! A PUSH-UP BRA!
popemorganCDXX
Taco Bell, Taco Bell, product placement of Taco Bell
astickfigures
Encharito.
ogyokyok
Macho burrito
KeyMasher
TheHumanCentipanzer
You will now receive the Fist of Fury. Prepare the Long Rubber Glove. Eenie Meenie Miney Moe, I wonder where, my glove will go.
InnerBeaner
love this movie
bossmode
Terrific reference
theartofmath
What's this from?
Durpentine
Jade Empire
bossmode
Incorrect, friend
InnerBeaner
Ah yes, it's a net and it's tiny
HawkthePlayer
I’m bleeding, making me the victor!
BreakingRad
I only found this movie because dan from game grumps references this line all the time
Yoursomewhatfriendlyneighborhoodspiderman
Which movie?
ArthurVengeanceX
Try my nuts to your fist style!
ItAreGoGoodWithPizza
My nipples look like Milk Duds!
thecorrupterx
THATS A LOT OF NUTS!
orionpax1992
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT!
netharia
HE JUST LEFT! WITH NUTS!
cantmasterbait2this
Wat mooooovie
nottoodistantfuture
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Your comment is relevant because he fights a CG cow.
EuropeanUnionCopyrightPolice
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cantmasterbait2this
I’m a comedic god on accident lol thanks btw
PlutoIX
CHOSEN ONE!
LurkingTrout
"Im coming!" -CHOSEN ONE!
KeyMasher
CHOSEN ONE!!!
astickfigures
I’m coming!!!!
netharia
HWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
HorsefaceBeeguy
Never mess with Canada. We have battle geese.
TheGriffin
And cold
glenlochie
Cold mooses
womenfart
And never mess with squirls
HomelessJesus
And in January when they fly down to America I shoot them and make jerky from them
CaptnDerp
Canada's battle geese vs Australia's combat wombats. FIGHT!
goflyblind
DanniLuxgarbe
Is this a "make a friend from an enemy" situation? Did you win the Canadian version of the Emu War?
CptBubblebutt
It's a codependent relationship where we feed them our hate and they give us a 0.1 sec warning before attacking
dijital101
Bullshit, you have no control over them. They merely allow you to live there. Battle geese have you.
zenoshogun
anonnona887
More like they own you... and they come down to use us like the cheap sluts we are
Akennedy43111
I call them battle chickens
Guywithawedgiefetishandyoureokwiththat
Send'im over. They're delicious
TheImperiumOfMankind
Also yall have crazy good special ops force
BalloonPie
Completely misread that as Betelgeuse - https://media1.tenor.com/images/11890394164f637855bbf973b4494f5f/tenor.gif?itemid=7177761
Usedtobeabear
Regular geese are battle geese. It’s like part of their DNA
AnApologeticCanadian
yea but even we cant fuck with the geese...you cant wield a weapon you cant controll.
TheAccursedHamster
The godzilla threshold
SirKamikaze666
You mean cobra chickens?
freezingpilot
Honking Hitlers.
ipostwhatyouseeabove
BlastedSand
DeadlyFood
Tactical Assault Ducks
dogiecat
And don't forget, Quebec eats pain for breakfast
KarlKingOfDucks
More like whines and tries to become independent
LinguisticBitch
Ha! Cas ma pris un boute a comprendre.
Greytrek90
Outstanding French pun, monsieur!
dockedteacher
So cats with marshmallows
Largerabbit
Is that why it's so full of pains in the ass?
zsefvgb
Butt baguette?
zethlington
Does this mean Deadpool 2 is out to legally obtain
TheAccursedHamster
HA! Legally..
Roshiro
Legally we can leave if the teacher doesn't arrive in 15 minutes.
Gonz000
Legally, you can leave whenever you damn well want. Your paying for the class, not subjected to it.
GivOsEnSocialistiskKalmarUnion
Not in Denmark you're not
meowserscastle
Digital as of today. Bluray on the 21st.
JustDontCare
America only? I bet it's America only.
zethlington
Well, a pirate can roam any ocean.
JustDontCare
I stopped being a pirate on my new PC. maybe I'll boot up the PC with the black sails.
Ilove314159
I will go legally obtain this movie later tonight!
Grandolddrummer
Wo-woo!
PubicOvergrowth
Sooo you're saying... Arrrr?
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
Aye.
cyno01
Yes.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
boratpajama
TheGriffin
Savvy?