NGL when it hit the field and started heading toward the (school?) I assumed it was going to keep going and have a whole thing through a classroom or something. That's A LOT of track!!!
This would be a really boring roller coaster IRL. It's just straight and level tracks with a bunch of neck-snapping 90 degree turns and chest crushing death loops scattered round. if you slowed it down enough to survive the turns and loops, you'd be bored to death.
Nah, most rollercoasters are circular tracks where they end where they begin, and even then the lines are usually long. A rollercoaster that has to be completely reset from a different point seems like it would take too long and I would have to go all the way back up for any stuff I left behind.
Great point! The logistics of a one-way coaster would be a nightmare. Imagine having to retrieve your lost phone or forgotten sunglasses from the start of the ride
Then sign me up! Death by the first turn and it's just my flailing corpse the rest of the way while operators shitting bricks trying to stop it and catch it on the dismount.
It's not the lateral Gs you need to worry about, you can handle something like 50 lateral G before you need to worry about death. The vertical Gs in that loop the loop though...
Sure I just meant there is no way those sharp unbanked 90° turns wouldn't snap some necks. They all have walls on them because the cars presumably are falling off the track for gods sakes.
I don't know which is more concerning; the arrows pointing the wrong way, or the enormous man at 16 seconds. (assuming this were a human-scale rollercoaster)
aoshistark
NGL when it hit the field and started heading toward the (school?) I assumed it was going to keep going and have a whole thing through a classroom or something. That's A LOT of track!!!
nlPirkel
And then … Grenady got this run.
ucandcantunc
Who the fuck has time to spare
For this???
And did they put holes in the ceiling to hang the track?
PrettyPrettyPrettyPrettyGood
I'm just looking for someone to ride me
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
I don't trust rides enough lol!
ikeseff
Listen, at this point, I'd ride the euthanasia coaster.
LaszloCravensworth
The ending is really far away from the station and an extremely rough landing.
beoluves
I don't even ride real ones, have you seen how most of them are built?
theinternetkeepsmealive
I really waste all my spare time.
RPCharImages
Isnt this just Space Mountain with more steps?
Kuusiokoloavain
Hmmm , Every time the car exits tunnel i was waiting Skyrim intro and afterthat some catto to swipe the car . Was good ride thou. Nice Job
ItTakesTwoToMakeAThingGoRight
Like $5k in track?
Mohareb
In a size-appropriate version where there's not a G-force issue and the end doesn't include tumbling around on the grass.. sure.
Carl99
This. Needs tweaks for a proper upscale, but the basic run is cool.
Gspaltenhorn
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FiveShiftOne
As far as roller coasters go it's not very interesting and it crashes at the end, so probably not
mrd0dman0s
Not really, I'm too big for it.
StylesRockman
What is this, a roller coaster for ANTS?!
HighImpactSexualViolence
Also the crash at the end seems unpleasant.
Onlyhereforthelaughs
You must be THIS SHORT to ride!
merrowcattech
I don't like to crash.
punchin83
Now face the camera backward, and then reverse the footage.
cbale2000
Damn I wish they still sold the GoPro Session...
heyimjephph
Yeah, I love roller coasters that literally crash me into a wall in order to make a turn
darkstarmc
At that speed, with those turns and loops, only if I wanted to die painfully
minoshirokin
The ending is a bit rough
Jordan7831
Was hoping it’d end up hitting someone in their junk or something
TheHuntedSnark
Euthanasia Rollercoaster.
Cptbluebeard7
iwin
Where can I get this tiny ass camera?
VexingRaven
This would be a really boring roller coaster IRL. It's just straight and level tracks with a bunch of neck-snapping 90 degree turns and chest crushing death loops scattered round. if you slowed it down enough to survive the turns and loops, you'd be bored to death.
SteveTheEgg
Nah, most rollercoasters are circular tracks where they end where they begin, and even then the lines are usually long. A rollercoaster that has to be completely reset from a different point seems like it would take too long and I would have to go all the way back up for any stuff I left behind.
Ameakoo
Great point! The logistics of a one-way coaster would be a nightmare. Imagine having to retrieve your lost phone or forgotten sunglasses from the start of the ride
joshcrimson
CircleA369
I loved playing this game on the family computer back in the day.
TitanWeasel
Jeez, A serious blast from the past. Hot Wheels Stunt Track Driver.
SpartaWolf117
i loved that game
NervAssEva
Fucking core memory unlocked. I completely forgot about this game
squirreltactics
Hell no, those lateral G's would literally kill me.
Finain
Ya there are a few death loops in there
railgrinder
Then sign me up! Death by the first turn and it's just my flailing corpse the rest of the way while operators shitting bricks trying to stop it and catch it on the dismount.
bobbobbybobbington
Laterally
Beelsebooob
It's not the lateral Gs you need to worry about, you can handle something like 50 lateral G before you need to worry about death. The vertical Gs in that loop the loop though...
squirreltactics
Sure I just meant there is no way those sharp unbanked 90° turns wouldn't snap some necks. They all have walls on them because the cars presumably are falling off the track for gods sakes.
Yrmsteak
The loop that took 0.0 seconds to go through would instantly rip me inside out
TheHuntedSnark
The "wrong way" arrow has me a bit worried.
RogueAndPeasantSlave
WigglyBlondeNoodle
*arrows. All the arrows I saw were pointing in the wrong direction.
wurth
Haters will say it's reversed
Dobster
My guess is this from earlier builds, using the same materials.
LevainAvatar
Or they built it from the bottom up in parts
VosperOfAntarctica
I counted at least three
TheHuntedSnark
My attention span rivals a gnat's.
ProfFurryPaws
I don't know which is more concerning; the arrows pointing the wrong way, or the enormous man at 16 seconds. (assuming this were a human-scale rollercoaster)
interestingmonster
The Enormous Man
LupusLilium
Not going to even mention that the start of the ride is so shakily suspended by cables that the track shifts?
ProfFurryPaws
I also missed that the enormous man appears at 8 seconds, then teleports to his next location