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So I recently went to a concert on a university campus (it was Thrice, if you're wondering, and they were amazing). On my way back to my car, I saw four college kids, two guys and two girls, approaching my car as well. It looked like they were just walking through the parking lot, so I didn't think much of it.
They reached my car at the same time I did, and they started talking in hushed voices. Not in a suspicious or menacing way, but almost like you would talk to a little animal. I wonder if they saw a cat crawl up into my wheel well, I wondered, since it was a little cold out.
"Is there a cat over there?" I asked.
"No," one of the guys said, "it's a girl." Confused, I walked around my car to see a college-aged girl passed out on the ground with her head right under my tire.
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Apparently, the guys had seen her a minute or two before and saw some other girls nearby. They asked if the girls knew her, and it just so happened that they did. They walked over to her just as I got there. She was wasted, but we got her out from under the car and I waited around till they got ahold of her roommates who could take her home.
She was insanely lucky that they found her before I got there, because she was on the passenger side; I never would have seen her. I would have driven right over her head. I'm still pretty freaked out about it. She's also crazy lucky that the guys who found her were good guys, and not… less scrupulous folks.
I was pretty lucky for those reasons too.
Tl;dr: if you're going to get drunk and pass out, try not to do it under my tire.
theashman69
"Huh... Don't remember parking over a speed bump... Oh well..."
paigeagainstthemachine
6 million years of evolution and this is what we get.
whitepine71
YourMotherApproves
Thrice is an amazing band
RagePhish
Damn that's nuts
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
Is it okay if I pass out under somebody else's tire? They are just so damn comfy!
AsAHistorian
Enjoy the nappitimes!
JazzHandsFan
You can sleep there for the rest of your life.
TahmKenchTheTavernWench
Alright, I need to catch up on sleep. This whole college thing is taking up a lot of time.
Pishaw
Thrice is bitchin'. I have a deck signed by them.
hilirizzlepenis
I saw them recently in Orlando, I had never really listened to them before, but they weren't too shabby!
AsAHistorian
Seriously. This was my second time seeing them, and they're the greatest. Part of the reason I was glad I didn't kill that girl was that 1/2
AsAHistorian
I know it would have ruined Thrice for me. Haha, I'm mostly joking. 2/2
BlackInkOutlaw
Did they play black honey?
AsAHistorian
Yeah, I think they opened with it, if I remember right. It was so good!
StickStickle
That would have been involuntary manslaughter, not murder ...
NeynasGhost
Traumatizing either way.
TheMorn
Assuming that they died and op did not call 911
EldritchShadow
Would you be fined or serve any thing for that? Just curious
pooka2
I highly doubt OP would be charged with anything for that. Drunk girl already made herself legally liable by putting her head under the tire
TheMorn
The un satisfying answer is it depends it is up to the prosecutor if they want to peruse criminal legal action.
Gr8ballsoffire
You don't look old enough to drive
Luminesa
Sure CAN throw some bricks, if you know what I mean. ;3
Gr8ballsoffire
I like happy endings.
Luminesa
Now I am confused. XD
Gr8ballsoffire
I'm glad you didn't run over the girl. That would have been horrible.
AsAHistorian
Me too!
Luminesa
I'm not the OP. XD
AsAHistorian
I'm not sure what you mean at all.
thewaynemho
The gif
Mattateus
THE gif?
idoitbitz
Luminesa
This person got it! XD
AsAHistorian
Yeah, I guess I just thought they were innuendo-ing, and I didn't understand.
Luminesa
I was referring to the movie! ROFL!