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If you look him up it says he’s a “former photographer”
I can’t wait to dress like this and dye my hair pink and purple
“So you like show tunes- it doesn’t mean you’re gay… it just means you’re awful”
I’m watching it right now and he was my favorite character because I was in love with him as a kid. “Do you know something about this… small person?”
I love you Mike Faist
I want this shirt
I put this on the wall at work
Gertie tax
Big Mama tax
Paulie tax
Bruce tax
Nessie tax
blahblahbushes
#2 Harry has become an attention-seeking crybaby
mikeatike
#4 silhouette of a snake that ate an elephant
periwinklepanda
#13 Say what you will about Glee, but it was hilarious and the music was great fun.
mthrndr01
Suspicious number of musical memes.... Oh! Always a lovely discovery
geoffreyfourmyle
#23
djhash
#34 surprise Nessie tax!! I go through your posts without reading the username. I always end up with “hey! It’s Nessie!!!”
TeddyBruhsvelt
#21 fun fact the reason this is is because there is one specific Wikipedia editor who has a *special interest* in his page. I'm not speculating as to why, I just heard about this before
Zootsoot
#2 William is every bit the narcissistic asshole bully his Dad is- he’s just 2x as nasty and less of a self-pitying, whiney little putz about it.
DiscoveredByTheGermansIn1904
#1 Russell Crowe is looking a bit rough these days
AshesVonDust
Squid is an adequate stand-in for Scruffy.
SJBSavageInk
#3 I'm glad it wasn't just me cause what the fuck does feeling someone else's period mean?!
djhash
#16 teenage metabolic bone diseases! Teenage metabolic bone diseases! Turtles in half shell! Rotted away!
JustinArnold
Tutant Meenage Neetle Teetles
DexOfOne
#18 and yet he doesn't want his kids to grow up to be goths!
CatskinnerKeen
Hm.
I'm not certain...
But maybe...
Yes.
I am almost positive that this poster does, indeed, like cats.
SprinklesMckitten
#1 Now I'm sad I remember Peter is the Wolf, surprisingly deep mythology
LongTimeCallerFirstTimeLurker
#1 Highly valuable shirt, only printed once every 400 cycles (on average)
MagnumRadhard
#2 The "heir" and the "spare."
graehall
He never closed his parenthesis, HE NEVER CLOSED HIS PARENTHESIS. IT'S STILL OPEN, & WE'RE TRAPPED INSIDE IT
IGetAllMyFactsFromHere
#1
https://imgur.com/6Ctr9cW
DdCno1
#1 The sunglasses are even better. Imagine being British and wearing sunglasses like this for the rare occasion they might be ever so slightly needed.
meganical
#11 THE WHAT NOW?! Should I even look this up or will it just make me sad? It was fun learning how cocker spaniels look different in the UK from the U.S. but this feels more like a sad, Tasmanian Tiger story
danat101
If you look it up and it’s happy you should report back- no because I feel like crying just looking at them oh my word they’re so cute
BrockEffingSamson
Sad cat stories get me, but I can deal with dog stuff, so I investigated. An extinct breed, notionally Guinea pig sized. Not much info about them, possibly a hoax. If real, they probably just weren't bred anymore, or might have interbred with other breeds. Not too sad, I don't think?
keyblader1985
#21 is... is that a parody account/name?
djhash
#2 after that second line.. ooh I did na ear ya!
LordSutter
#9 Why wait? Start tomorrow
danat101
I feel like I’m on my way because I just got a tye-dye shirt with a bunch of kittens on it
imakesoap
I’m a spry old lady with cargo shorts, but I’m tall. Dammit
SuperfluousMeh
#2 damn that sux. I used to think my sibling liked me, too.
newsguycraigevans
#16
BobAllen2004
#19 LOL, how many times have I asked the dog or cat "Why are you WET?"
trhopkins
"Why are your feet greeN?
danat101
I swear Bruce get 10x more determined to cuddle with me when he’s soaking wet- I don’t let him and then he cries and cries. It’s terrible
skunkaway2000
And ... What do they say?
ALTEFFFOUR
Wa pa pa pa pa pa pow!
Lepercake
Gertie looks like my boy, FN-FAL.
danat101
He is GORGEOUS!!!
Lepercake
Thanku.
zFUBARz
#18 I remember Cillian Murphy in 2006. this was not what he typically looked like.
notfinelabsMcNastiLives3000
Watches batman begins; yup.
danat101
Hey do you want to know something. I was 2 years old in 2006.
jonesblu15260
Booo!! 😆
zFUBARz
That's cool, I could legally drink in most of the world in 2006. Honestly it seems like somebody photoshopped a picture of him and Timothee Chalamet together.
anobviousthrowawayaccountduh
Sunegami
Welp, time to take my ibuprofen
DdCno1
I think one of my hairs turned gray from reading this.
Bloups
TheGoodKevin
#2 the sheer imagination to think they ever went to school with someone without a peerage is insane
noone1415
I know someone who was roommates (actual roommates, not the euphemistic kind) with Harry at Eton. My friend doesn't have a peerage, he's not even that rich. He got some sort of scholarship, I think.
Septcanmat
At no point was it established that the bully didn’t have a peerage.
TheGoodKevin
With that accent? Also, everyone would be acutely aware of who they were
Septcanmat
It’s the 21st century, people with peerages can have whatever accents they want.