Withoutmypants
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Jun 21, 2017 11:59 AM
Withoutmypants
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waddyaknowjoe
This looks like Wynona Ryder in costume for male part she is auditioning for.
ironicchronic
Hello mother....hello father.....you look like a son and a daughter
YeahWhateversBrosephs
lets blame this on the younger generation.. okay
YeahWhateversBrosephs
the bully is really yourselph in the modern era... Lets push that narcissistic bs to the limits and then some
tlk5164
capo33
That does say it all!
PElms
I watched this ep of curb last night
Allworknoplay82
"Palestinian Chicken" Maybe the best Curb episode.
wheresmymoneydenny
Marceius
If you ignore the hair, and then do this http://imgur.com/94NDj3U - This person's face is top half girl(or elf), bottom half boy
KittenPuppy114
It's Pat
amahler
Lol that movie
IamTOOOLDforThisShite
No, it's Chris.
CharlesFuckingBronson
No this is Leslie.
Glasgow351
Is she the "little sister" who washed their head with Nair?
LONETROMBONE
Who's auncle is this?
GordoMosley
This needs to be on Reddit's Confused Boners
unwittinglyrad
Trevor's daughter.
WavesOfWoodenLegs
Nope, 33y/o man
MilesPrower
Nope. It's a woman.
Falos
Everyone here is correct.
WavesOfWoodenLegs
ittibittium
NeneJPhilly
I don't think that works. If he was Dad, he'd be Mom's brother but that wouldn't make Mom Sister though. Unless Dad/Uncle is somehow Gramps.
NeneJPhilly
I think too much...
vidiv
Yes.
NeneJPhilly
So Uncle/Dad/Gramps made it with his own mother to create Sister/Mom then made it with her as well? Gotchu. Fucking disgrace all around.
mattbklyn
Zixtank
I cannot tell either the age, gender or overall anything about this person.
iamyourgardener
Is this what marijuana does?
dreadeyeknight
Xi injected jus one marijuanas. You do the math.
ritzdogg
Challenge accepted.
SmartAssWithAKeyboard
I have so many questions that I don't want answers to.
TheGuyThatDidThatThingWeAgreedToNeverSpeakOfAgain
Yes,male, yes, no, also no, unfortunately yes, no, and fertile.
ProblyNotTheOne
"It" is a guy named Wilson Kenney & all the stuff you think about his age/looks is just your preconceptions playing out. :T
Pensionar
The moral of the story.....don't do photoshop, kids!
CreepyPhlox
The eyes creep me out the most. It's like they're staring into my soul.
MotionOfTheOcean
fisklukt
Poor Smeagol, soon to be Gollum!
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
The "pretty" part was a bit of a stretch.
ratfaceddog
You should have used more lube.
ErinFromTheOffice
33y/o man: http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Queens-Man-Exposes-Himself-Public-Pool-Long-Island-429398163.html
ICantFindTheRightUsername
You have to say spoiler alert before this, u ruined it for me :'-(
MotionOfTheOcean
Had to try
KnucleheadFlow
Fuck that fuckin site
TheLannistersSendALovelyFruitBasket
Yeah! Go Long Isla...oh...hm
BoxcarAlex
Well done! See this is the closure I needed to keep the nightmares at Bay. <3
Goodnewwseveryone
is this you after finding closure?
BoxcarAlex
That is exactly me. Feels like best boy serenity.
0atmealTears
Why is he so pretty??
NickRivieraMD
Of course.
iDigDinos
thank you for posting that
PizzaNigga420
What the actual fuck is he
sabbaloko
a 33y/o man duh
TheGenieOfTheLamp
YO PizzaNigga! How's it going?
PizzaNigga420
It's going good genie, how about you?
TheGenieOfTheLamp
I'm doing well, man. If I don't see you, have a blessed 4th.
PizzaNigga420
Thanks man, you too
JigglinDizznicks
This picture is EXACTLY why I've never injected the pot
nakedasajaybird
Uncle Sister.
rbudrick
Knew a guy who was a bruncle once, also a duncle. Let him know it every time I saw him. he lolled. Until he hung himself.
TachyonCode
See, I was thinking it was Smeagol, shortly after stealing the Ring.
Applepotamus
SaikyoStyle
Uncle Sister is just her name; Uncle Sister is infact my brother.
SamaelTheVenomOfGod
Uncle girl next door?
superdude63
I'm favoriting this post just so I can come back and laugh at this comment.
TrustMeImABassist
Unclefucker
azarza
livinglife9009
When inbreeding went too far in the family.
CharlesFuckingBronson
Sometimes we can't tell who's the molester and who's the molested...
BackFromOblivion
funniest shit I've heard in a long time.
m0wgli
What a great combination of 2 words!
thereverseapachemaster
Uncle Fister
MycolTheFunguy
In Zuni tribal mythology there is a character known as "lady grand uncle" that imperils women who hunt without their husband. Kinda fitting.
utahsoprano
God why is this so funny??
Obandigo
Father-Mother from Zeno Clash
AssGrapez
That was some weird shit but fun
Denamic
Wh... T-that's not right.
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
Onkel Schwester.
BlackavarLion
Don't you mean Uncle Grandpa?
Sweetranch
Fucked me good on that one mate you cheeky shit.
bigdog1983
fuck! this is brilliant :)))))
AstronautChicken
wemustfindthelight
I just choked on my orange at this!
Augmentus
If I could upvote this twice I would
fitzinimgur
I'll repost it, that will be your chance!
DooDooManjaro
Goo mornin
zimirken
Uncle grandpa!
SickOfThisCessPool
Mother Brother
AmyBernadettePenny
Brother cousin.
KapnKershaw
Gayforbae
Well this just improved
Kbawlz
I think I peed a little...I definitely peed a lot
MothMonsterMan
Yarp.
XLIILXIX
Oh god I almost shit myself...and I'm the little spoon right now
CaptainQuarkk
Just give them some chocolate dip...
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
Chocolate love~
Gayforbae
CondescendingCunt
Shut your fucking face, uncle sisteeeeer♪
TimmyDans
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
iwearglassestolooksmart
Counterfit
So you almost shit more than just yourself
BadPunsAplenty
I...don't even know what I am seeing. Is this something from the Star Trek Holodeck?
balmut
BadPunsAplenty
Don't know where you got that meme, but well done!
balmut
Aww, just noticed it's been cut short :( Hows this one;
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balmut
...I just made it :D
IOnlyPostThisGif
You didnt make shit
balmut
BadPunsAplenty
Then another +1 for you!
balmut
http://imgur.com/ZN2a4XC
siryutsalot
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DostoevskyDisciple
OH SHIT hahaha
McTrundleWolf
Not impossible though *sticky high-five*
dex2775
*splat*
ForgivingCat
Challenge accepted
LoTRFanatic42
http://imgur.com/QKZO2DJ
YellowFrisbee9
YellowFrisbee9
Applepotamus
Gwurver
AnotherVote
sulfuratus
AnotherVote
what, in, the, fuck.
ElCabaro
I see you're a man of culture as well
myaccountissuspended
COOOOOOODDDEEEE GEASSSSS!!!!!
Killincat470
What is that from???
AnotherVote
idk
TheMagicalMushroom
It's from Code Geass I think but I doubt that is what he said
carsandpibblesarelife
CassiusPolybius
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
I'd stick my dick in it
AnneFranksDustyBongo
Gonnaderpya
Well you are a trooper
duttry98
I'd stick your dick in it too
JohnnieIII
Read the original yesterday it is a guy
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
It's still put my dick in it
xxkingofwogxx
TrustMeImABassist
IKR they have a hole.
fpach520
Taking one for the team.... we'll need a report.
TheLastSpaceman
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
Get out of here Romulus, you're drunk.
WoodyAllen69
"It" being the key word here.
Dolenmorgul
I bet you say that to everyone and everything
Cousinkyle
He basically just did.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
I'll stick my dick in you if you would like me to
Dolenmorgul
I'm very honored but I don't think of you in that way.
Manwithaforkintheworldofsoup
Thank you for the easy let down have a nice day
ooGODLESSoo
Photo fit image after 10 different people describe the perp.
Psythire
If you stare at it long enough it morphs.
UvaroviteKing
*After 10 different people describe "florida man"
FloridaMansSideKick
Florida Man is indescribable.
Wobbixx
actually, the picture sums up florida man pretty well, I think
420B0ngRips4Jesus69
I was robbed by a middle aged high schooler lady dude with thick and luscious thinning hair.
bootstew
So funny!
JOAP
'Thick and luscious thinning hair' killed me!
Applepotamus
jazzmatazz
cracking up at work right now...
efemral
It's a beautiful example of how faulty our memory is and why eyewitnesses are so damn unreliable.
PizzaSlutForever
ooGODLESSoo
This so deserves to be the top comment, I laugh every time I read it.
blazebot4200
Work with a guy whos shiny bald up top but has long ass curls on the rest. We call him "bald head long hair"
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blazebot4200
Clever clever. I just said it while trying to describe who I was talking about to someone who didn't know him and it stuck
blairmichod