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So my mother works at a hospital in mass and a 70 year old man came in with this
Immediately she was taken a back
He told my mother that he really needed to get this tested by someone and turned it up side down on her desk
At this point she was begging him to stop and told him to please wait for the nurse
He pulled up the bottle and this little guy was inside
Massive amounts of relief and laughter proceeded
Old man has still got the punnies
thepsudo
I have one of these.
jfm2
I actually laughed
o0ODoobyO0o
omg. yes! my grandpa made a bunch of these too!
Jennyogi78
I made this for my dad for Christmas. He brings it everywhere with him. My mom loves it.
ladyanime
I remember this from about a year ago!?
MosesJackson
*aback
bumpyplox
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfyl1tTTOX1qc5c70o1_500.gif
Queenofthedemented
That's a superdad joke that only a grandpa could pull off
Thomas122
Another one that you can call a furniture store and ask to see some of their stool samples :P
BeeeardedMan
Dude needs way less fiber.
ghostwhowalks
Let's hope it didn't come out legs first.
Crunchybacon
aye juan aye aye sex nye aye oh aye tu
MyDogJake
"in mass" really threw me off
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Yeah cause if you bring poop to church, one of the hardcore Christians is gonna knock you out.
Towelyban
Why did you open it?
gowild
Still not funny
Rabarberian
Grand-dad joke
BigDaddysMeatWagon
My mom's a clinical lab scientist, heard this joke when I was 10. she still has the stool in her office
wittyusernamehere
Dad, what did I tell you about bothering the hospital staff?
infamousmegmeg
Harassing hospital staff is a fine Boston tradition.
TotallyNotChrisHansen
You want to get ants? Because that's how you get ants. Then next thing you know they are putting you in concentration camps for giants.
vermontmountainman
1- after lurking for about 3 years I finally created an account so I could take the survey. have my first upvote.
vermontmountainman
2- as a born vermonter I give you this upvote for the long trail ale glass in the background
IAlreadyRegretChoosingThisAsMyUsername
An older man that comes into the tennis facility I work at brought in a couple of these and played this joke on some of the staff
edwardelricsnipples
Plot twist: old man shits tiny chairs
SuperDramaticFusion
Plot twist twister: he makes a livable income selling them as doll house furniture on Etsy.
gigawatts2000
Plot twist, appended: Tiny chair actually smells like shit.
KingSwing
They're laughing. He's still horrified.
LenfantSauvage86
i cant wait until I'm old and don't give a shit..... or in this case... do give a shit.
CapeCodCaity
he gave a sit. teehehe
oniman7
But actually don't
pixelsmacswatches
Grandpa?!
hellomoin
okey, can I grab all number and put them on caiglist m4m section? no one mind, right?
LiterallyYourMom
Plot twist: The tiny stool was made of densely-packed poop.
youhadlogs
Grandad joke
malfunctionm1ke
the older, the bolder :)
HPWombat
I can't believe I have a gif for this:
ScrewWhatYouThinkIUpvoteSelfies
http://youtu.be/3U_LhHOB3zs
InboxMeYourOwls
Check the poooooo
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
Jesus christ I read this in the song voice. I've watched Scrubs way too many times.
JeanSkyMan
i'm not the only one who sang this right?
HPWombat
Been in my head all morning, Jeany
DavidPliskin008
You sir or madame are truly a glorious being.
HPWombat
I am! Imgur says so!
dungslinger
Do they then break out in song or am I crazy?
Canyouteachmehowtodougie
My mom's a GI nurse and she LOVED that episode
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
I can't either!
bfmama
Everything comes down to poo!
Granolaclusters
Me and poo, and poo and me, so crappy together
LordFancypantsicus
From the top of your head, to the sole of your shoe! We can figure out what's wrong with you by lookin' at your poo! Turk?
TwelvePercentOfAPlan
Do you have a hemorrhoid, or is it rectal cancer? When you flush your dookie down you flush away the answer.
Deliann
It doesn't really matter if its hard or if it's cold...
TheRicM
Aw man was hoping for a gif of just some straight up dookie
GasBandit
Well.. uh.. I guess if that's what you want..
TheRicM
Perfect!
HPWombat
I'm happy to report that I don't have a gif of that
bostonkehd
For anyone that doesn't believe this actually happened I will get my mother to personally call you and tell you the story herself. Damn kids
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duckingdumbduck
No need, she gave me her number last time
slapmyassandcallmesusan
Yes, I'm a non-believer.
PaulaDeenismybitch
I want her to call me for personal reasons. I like complimenting people.
FXTPD
Your mum has my number anyway op. Will ask her later, if you're lying you will be in before before 7.
plexxyglass
Is she single?
BrokeMyFunnyBone
I've seen this before already.
RobotMugabe
We use bonfires to communicate in africa. That's why the internet is so slow.
mynameisreallylongandhardtospell
(317) 919-7322 jic anyone is looking for a good time.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so tempting............
chimera388
No probs, OP. I already have your mom's #.
fuckeverythingsbright
I came back simply bc I would absolutely LOVE to hear your Mom tell this story. Straight up. If you're serious, message me.
IGotItDude
no one cares that much
biggysm4lls
false.
Stroodle
Don't worry, she already does
Captainfasterdangles
867-5309
Jerenemy
You're mom should call me..it's not that I don't believe you, its just..she left her bra here and I want see if she needs me to drop it off.
Mac13
I demand a phone call.
dogerock
oh really? +525542216734 cuz México bitch
xStabbyMcGee
Did you people learn nothing in grade school?!?
PotatoMakeStrong
413 330 1118 I have school I might not pick up leave a message.
sarikosan
I believe you. My grandfather has done the exact same thing.
DpoGames7
YO LEMME GAT DAT HOS NUMBAH BRUH(im not black)
IAmTheSquidward
This is a repost, so therefore, I don't believe you
NooneintheVerse
A gentleman who went to the church my mom works at made these. I have one somewhere. The looks on people's faces are priceless.
TotalTriscuit
Is she hot?
MadJackMcJack
Ok, my number is 0118 999 881 999 119 725
MadJackMcJack
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thatawkwardlateguy
Thanks haven't seen the show in a while and forgot what it was referencing at first.
Renkyu
But I see your mother on the daily OP
Pendryn
Well, I certainly don't believe you, but only because I've seen these pictures before.
nameisunavailable
1 313 867 5309
eastbayrae
Op we believe since NOBODY ever LIES on the internet.
IupvoteSource
+1
InboxMeYourBeards
(256) 410-2047 Get to dialin' OP
IEatHairspray
I feel like I should post my number too. But I'm under aged so nah
wynautzoidberg
I don't believe you. Your mom already has my number.
Alphax45
I already have her number ;)
maverickquasar
Will she call France?
JustWhelmed
I don't believe it because I've seen this before.
ImJustHereSoIDontGetFined
I'll pass, your mother calls me enough as it is.
Blergbot
I would very much like to hear from your mother.
Drakhma
i beleive it LOL
superfinn
This reminds me of the time I tried to go to Canada but forgot my passport (I had a driver's license). He asked me how I could prove that I
superfinn
was an American Citizen. I offered to have him call my mom. He was not amused.
yolobrolo
Here's my number. I'm Zac. I'll be in class but she can leave a message: (270)505-2274
AustinSevenfold
Fucking lies. I've seen this posted years ago. Except of course you posted it years ago... wait I need to think about this.
onebadegg
so you really want to give thousands of imgurians your moms telephone number?
Kmank95
do you think after she could also tell me she's really proud of me and wish me luck at school tomorrow because I really miss my mom
WhoLovesPie
I'll ask my mom to
Unisloth
(702)-306-7213 I TRIPPLE DOG DAR YOU
Socklips1
I think its a local call if I dial from here still..hmm..
PlaneTmac
I called and asked if Heather was there... she wasn't
Leudefizzlebeef
Vegas area code? I thought I was the only one here!
TimTamFlimFlam
Prepare for Cat Facts
stonecoldpuma
Las Vegas?
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
This has been on here and on the internet for YEARS. I have seen this at least 4 times.
MarquisDeSadeVII
+61.434992320
titegtnodI
No, seriously. I've had the roughest week of my life, and this even would make my happy. Please have her do this <3
ACertainCretin
Are you working hard? Having some fun? I'm proud of you. Don't give up. The harder you work, now, the easier it will be, later.
titegtnodI
And I'm dyslexic ... ignore the dyslexia
wessyfbaby
Bout time that bitch called me back.
SarahJessicaParker
Im 50/50. Upvote for joke or downvote for calling my mistress a bitch
daktalax
Okay. Call me @ 0118 999 881 999 119 7253
ian9outof10
Called, got an attractive paramedic and a really nice ambulance at my house shortly after.
coinlaundry
FIVE I MEAN FIRE
bigdaddyfatpants
867-53099
SludgyKnoxvile
one less 9 there pal
brandsilven
99 is pronounced "Niieeiiin!"
SludgyKnoxvile
it is sung not pronounced....
brandsilven
But you still pronounce words while singing...
bigdaddyfatpants
Song is like 2 of them
Kiriain
(503)-867-5309 I dare you...
Shirlox
Don't even need to look up, just know you're in Oregon.
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MomijiInada
(eight six seven five three oh niiii-eee-iiiii-ee-ine)
frostymm
Don't change your number, I'm gonna make you miiiine
PsychedChicken
Man I started to text this number and then realized I sang it in my head. Fuck
FiercePufferFish
I once actually used this number on a creep who wouldn't leave me alone. Worked beautifully.
Jasonsson
balls o steel (Or ovaries)
lllthssm
So how many prank calls have you gotten so far?
lightningboltkid1
How is Portland treating you. :p
ExplainsJokeTherebyRenderingJokeInert
Hello fellow Oregonian.
GreyM62
THERE'S DOZENS OF US
uchiha44
DOZENS!
BillJacob
This was a mistake
BasicallyCanadian
Look at the number
whelp
503 means El Salvador number
sangheraj
I have now spammed 200 msgs at a 0.1 second interval to that number!
TheMagicalHindu
I also messaged that number. :3
TheMagicalHindu
ur a jerk.
hencethequeef
You know that number is from a song, right?
PickingAUsernameIsTooMuchOfALongTermCommitment
503 is the phone code for El Salvador
ScrewWhatYouThinkIUpvoteSelfies
BALLS
RockmanModelZ
Pizza. Lots of pizza.
LangdonAlger
All these people responding, do they really not know that this number was a famous song from back in the days?
ChalupaBatman834
Hahaha that is what I am saying!! I love how people actually are checking the area code.
frostymm
Shh, somebody paid big money to own that number. It works if you get the right area code!
MisterNoGo
Aaaaaand... Cat Facts.
Machino
Its hard to send cat facts to an 80's pop song
Starfield
DO IT
Coolasslife
i have a few more numbers if you want
NeoDarkElf
I was gonna ask if you have 4 because it's not in the phone number above. But you have 4 points, and posted 4 hours ago. *lays down*
TheBeerDoctor
Did you just post your ex girlfriends number on imgur for her to be slayed by horn 14 yo boys?
MomijiInada
Nah, just a number he got off a wall...
bigdaddyfatpants
I could never remember my moms number.
TheBeerDoctor
Damnit phone they're horny not rhinos!
CruisinDownTheStreet64
Do i message you my number or do you still have it... Because you still havent called me. Jerk
blakin
07447466761
Drougals
who's number is this?
blakin
thats my number man, give me a bell :)
Drougals
Tempting but i'll pass. Curiosity killed the cat and what not
ChaoticSlinky
"who is number is this?"
dangercrow
Hello fellow UKer
usernumber84
0 118 999 881 999 119 725 3
pantheranorvegicus
I thought yours would be 84