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Enjoy the battle!
Links: https://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/1308074738418413568?s=20
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1308087344906395648?s=20
https://youtu.be/KoFs-X07p8Q
https://youtu.be/HoSz1hs7ALk
bigdog838
one of the rare occasions when I actually enjoy watching commercials
certainlynotaserialkiller
what a joker hat hamill dude.
ZeKiller
I love Battlestar Galactica !
Hashbrown123
You can't take the sky from me.
DeltaOscarGolfEcho
Funny but I hate UberEats. Their customer service is a series of canned responses and they just stick to policy blindly. At least in the UK.
yifin
I'll put money on mark. He's younger & you should never piss the joker off.
jelladelta
But SIR Patrick has a title and is bloody immortal! Have you seen his guns?
yifin
So is the joker.
ayavaska
And he has more experience with the Bat
GlowstickJedi
Bobbyr
Although he favors the crowbar
FontaineIsBestDoggo
Oh, I amm my daddy ?
Fejerro
OoooooOOOOOOOooooooo, SIIIR
TiptronicS
My favorite part too ?
ChocolateCookieAndFudge
Come on the cheese and whine was brilliant!
d12squall
I can't not hear The Joker
NoodlesWthADHD
Its impossible not to!
Ark161
my thoughts exactly
Shaukhan12
Dude I squeeled. He did the joker voice
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Even if it was a commercial, this was fun as hell
SickSickIndividual
Have a look at the Ryan renolds and Hugh Jackman ad collaboration... its fucking great.
SickSickIndividual
https://youtu.be/YioAD0gQQSM here's the link
BumpusMcPhumpusAngeletes
Cheers mate
MrPhukett
Coming from someone who’s never seen Star Trek/Wars, these two are fkn fantastic!
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
Hes giving of a joker vibe i love it
rigello
Uber has some crazy money t̶o̶ ̶b̶e̶ ̶h̶i̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ Fixed for you.
palkiry
I swear I thought this was a deep fake at first
Mou5e
Why can't we let Mark be the live action Joker once? If it doesn't work you can blame me, but I think we should at least try it.
goodisunpopular
There's an episode of Flash where they let him play The Trickster. Probably the closest we'll ever get to live action Mark Hamill Joker
rotsmoes
Let’s call the whole thing off
Drdan42
Mark Hammil might be the actual Joker if he sincerely orders cauliflower delivery
ThELordA
Am a bit bummed that they're willing to work for such a shitty company
daguq
Anybody remember the Bill Hicks routine about advertisements?
deputycartman
A naked woman, legs spread apart, fingers down there and it simply says DRINK COKE ? if so then yes.
juicybunny
they should be wizards in a high fantasy film
basicwhitelich
Or something akin to Wizard of Aus
juicybunny
I was thinking something more like Dungeons and Dragons or Forgotten Realms
TheFrenchGirl
Rivals wizards would be even better.
DigiT00l
Well Mark already has
sykoticflaw
SPACE WIZARDS
mormacil
Or in an urban fantasy film, both leading a wizard school like the mob caught in a gang war
Loppie73
Shut up and take my money
mormacil
You don't want to talk how they recruit orphans and literal cat burglars in their respective gangs?
CampbellsChunkyCyst
Can you imagine the two of them being rival crime lords in an ultra-cockney Guy Ritchie movie?
Snoopy101x
How have these two never done a movie together before?
Reidsb
Because one is Star Wars and one is Star Trek and there was a treaty signed in the 80s
Snoopy101x
Plot: two super villains trying to stop one another because it messes with the others plan to take over the world.
BMan086
@Hollywood
tomtencats
And it must be a comedy. Or a dramedy. Or a dark comedy. Something with a medy in it. I don’t know.
Snoopy101x
Dark comedy for sure.
unknownmale
tragedy... in the end they discover they had the same plan and could have worked together
KarateCanine
Fuck uber
Metazolid
More of these two, less of that shitty company.
deputycartman
Best Joker voice and best Enterprise captain? Nice to see where all the fees and squeezing of drivers is going, at least
LordOfTheHounds
These ads are getting smarter but i do want a link.
MadOatmeal
Want people to share your adds for them? Just have famous actors in then and they will!
TLArts
I like the commercial, don't like how uber treats drivers, but I still use it, Ima ass. But thats why I usually over tip, not an excuse thou
RustyCreakySqueaky
tomatoes
HanoverPhist
My respect and admiration for these two fantastic people has gone down a little bit.
CrimsonReaper1985
While I hate the company, apparently food delivery apps basically rob smaller restaurants, these two are spectacular together. We need more.
blubberingbastard
The overchargering of regular menu prices AS WELL AS the delivery fees and service charges is pure bullshit!!!!
HeadJamistan
I dislike delivery apps because they have created a demand for so much extra packaging waste.
GravyEducation
Restaurants generally make marginal profits so this is one of few ways to survive right now. Curbside is stepping up its game, perhaps to 1/
GravyEducation
the detriment of the industry as a whole.
goodisunpopular
Not quite though. The restaurants enter into contracts they say the delivery company takes a commission. They make a profit, it's just 1/2
goodisunpopular
2/2 not as much as they would make selling the food directly.
KyleZombie
Uber is stealing their profits. Hooray?
Teriyakidactyl
So restaurant makes less and they get the difference.. basically taking their profits. Money aside these deliveries are annoying
goodisunpopular
The point I was making is the restaurants aren't hoodwinked or tricked. They could hire their own drivers but don't want to.
Hmuda
I hate the company because they will move heaven and earth to avoid issuing even partial refunds for undelivered stuff.
spacecowboyein
I rarely use ubereats since their delivery fees are usually higher than grubhub, but I always get a refund + discount right away from GH
BlastFX
You can request a refund from uber eats? I stopped using them after a non-delivery when I couldn't find any way to even contact them.
Hmuda
There was a microscopic "contact us" option at the bottom of the site. Gave up after they sent me 4 stock copy-paste refusals...
Hmuda
...without even acknowledging any of the issues I raised. I've been warning people away from Uber ever since.
BlastFX
Pretty sure there wasn't for me, but I'm Czech, so it could be a regional thing. I looked everywhere. I even found people writing 1/2
gecko08
They rob smaller restaurants and steal the wages of their drivers. Same with Grub Hub. The gig economy is nothing but a scam to exploit the
gecko08
labor of American workers.
DrDred
Could you explain how? Explain like I'm 5.
gecko08
Well what goodisunpopular said but also: Door Dash was caught skimming off of all their drivers. The deal was they get $5 guaranteed per
gecko08
delivery plus 100% of tips and bonus pay during high volume periods. What was actually happening was base pay was being offset by varying
goodisunpopular
They call the drivers "independent contractors" so they don't have to pay for insurance, minimum wage, overtime pay, or holidays. 1/2
goodisunpopular
2/2 "independent contractors" are considered "self-employed" instead of being regular employees the company is responsible for.
IsaacNuetron
Rather unfortunate plugging for a parasite....
Waldbern
Yeah how dare they take a paying job.
IsaacNuetron
Indeed, you can't have predicate justification without....
fuselfluppe
Well if you can't choose what your work is, you're a slave.
Waldbern
Welcome to Capitalism.
fuselfluppe
I mean I'm not a fan of capitalism, but everyone here can choose their job freely. Again thats not capitalism that's slavery.
Zenmer
I mean you can't 'choose' to be a surgeon. At least not in the present time, or in the US at least. Shout-out to barbers
Waldbern
Can you? If you decide to become a painter tomorrow can you afford your housing, food, healthcare etc? You can choose where to work. 1/
kcxlefty
What do you mean
TrapsAreIllegal
Services like Uber eats take a huge percentage of the cost, I've read 35% a lot. They're taking that from the restaurants.
IsaacNuetron
A parasite doesn't kill the host, just takes the margins.
EvillBob
I don't think he was asking for the definition of "parasite".
IsaacNuetron
He probably wouldn't be asking for a definition of business model either, but being on the same page is a start.
Willifisk
Hah, you're right, but you're also snarky!
Vatatheo
They're explaining that uber is a parasite, by defining the word, and replacing nutrients with margins.
LordOfTheHounds
Tick where!? I ain't getting lime disease today!
TheLummox
Wow I'm a straight dude and is it just me or did Mark Hamill just get sexier
TheLummox
I think it's cause he's way less goofy in this
Fhant
He ALMOST got on Sir Particks level. ALMOST.
TheLummox
Right! This is crazy. I usually can't stand Hamill, but I've done a complete 180 after this, he's actually a good actor
TherealGuyLeDouche
The baseball bat vs the cricket bat was a nice touch.
ProbablyISIS
No. the whole thing is gross. Dont upvote advertisements.
MetalSkeletal
Cricket? Man, nobody understands cricket. You've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
WinoCrimesand69s
Fun fact Texas has the largest cricket stadium grounds in the US.
OldJedi
FREAK!?!?
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Try 20-20 format. Just smash little white ball....thats about it
Phraxonomy
There’s a bunch of rules about where the fielders can stand but who cares. Bat go thwack!
chipsconqueso
I eat crumpets all the time and the sport of cricket remains a mysterious series of Wizarding rituals
Thisishowitsgonnaend
I played cricket in high school and I still dont care crumpets. Do love a spot of tea though.
MetalSkeletal
Everyone responding with anything other than the TMNT quote following it needs to stop reading the abridged book of ninja fighting.
iamkarlpilkington
Raph had it coming.... "6 runs!"
Shounteal
It was a giant turtle in a trench coat. You’re going to LaGuardia right?
Blythedroog
cricket has more than 1 billion followers whereas baseball has less than 1/3rd of that...
jtthemediocre
A Jose Canseco bat? Tell me you didn't pay money for this.
PinkElephantMafia
I’ll teach you.
scrimpty
What d'ya know? 6 runs
Dartfordian
It's easy. If the batsman hits the ball right over the boundary line it's a “crumpet”. Now you can impresss your British friends in the pub
dukegonzo
English. Only a few Scots or Irish will care
AmbroseGudmaker
Most English don't care either. Think it's mainly Pakistan and India that care about the game.
JHEverdene
The English care when they're winning, not so much when they're not...
Aubster
Crumpets are Welsh ?
GreaterAias
It's still the national sport in Australia, so we quite enjoy it down here.
AmbroseGudmaker
I was going to add Aussies to my list but wasn't sure if it was still going strong there or dying a death like here.