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Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.
PSA, only you can prevent your man from suffering. ;)
Armouredfalcon
Im a guy, and have a headache. Gonna test to see if that last one is true
vote4JR
#1 not called the Boy Scouts anymore
RisingSol
You know, rage comics weren't good 8 years ago. They still aren't
boogertown
Hmmm I wonder if @op smokes weed
DadddyWarlord
"Le" fucking cancer
whatupmyknitters
#12 oh shit someone's got my number
ImgurIsPrettyNeat
I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that @op smokes weed or is an advocate for it.
Marcster01
It's my favorite part of dumps, finding out what type of person they are based on what they post.
IusedToSmellRebeccasFarts
PicsOrItDidntHappen7
I think you may be right
typointhetitle
After careful consideration I concur.
KeriBea
This is called profiling lol
cpr6
#46 With me you don’t have to guess, it’s both!
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
vxncxnt
Ok, ill ask. What’s #1 from so I can find it and watch it?
VoluptuousNarwhal
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sandwichfather
Did I just see rage face in the year, of our good lord, 2018?
OverlordEd
Ffuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!
Planet11202
I know her.
WeirdEnoughDavey
Not weird enough it was ok but not quite weird enough. Aw hell, +1
octopussies
OP is a middle-aged man that smokes weed and supports legalization.
RunDevilRun007
#46 - the correct answer is "both"
somanywonders987
Jfc that rage comic.
LuftMeister
Scrolled down to see if anyone else commented about this. Man I remember when that was popular
Yookie
Memories of 2008.
YourWaifuIsTrash
r/ComedyCemetery
ArcusDeer
You can post it there, I’ll reap the rewards from r/4panelcringe
Secsletariat
at what point does it go from graverobbing to archaeology again?
YourWaifuIsTrash
I've always had a similar question about when it gets to r/ComedyCemetery vs. r/ComedyNecrophilia
KumquatRiot
Not one of those calculators is turned on to add anything
YukonSourdough
Do some people not smell strawberries? Strawberries definitely smell like strawberries
BigBuckeyeDaddy
I read "Methican American" in Mike Tyson's voice
Dragas
Im pretty sure last one is a joke. For me the headaches become more intense.
yagumbus
#3 a rage comic... oh man...
TheOlsenTwins
Because strawberries have a fuckin taste...
eromitlab
#29 Well, that sounds like bullshit.
RayMC
I don't know if it's true, but I'd believe it. The mind can be incredibly powerful. If you fall off a horse, and think your leg is broken ⑴
RayMC
it can actually stop working even if it's in perfect physical condition. That's powerful stuff. Perhaps placebo sleep is real too. (2/2)
BlindPiranha
Methican American
LivingCactus
HAHAHA SOO DEPRESSED DUMP I TOTALLY AGREE. SO ME OMG LOLOLOL. Fucken see a psychiatrist, guys. Can't hurt.
ThatRandomCanadian
I do. And I enjoy memes about being depressed. What now?
cpnbeeb
You're not wrong, though finding a good care provider can be very difficult. The nearest docs to me aren't even in my own state.
Dongels
Near the end I was starting to have an eggistential crisis
IRateYourChristmasSelfies
Fun fact: you bite into one and you can find out how it smells!
Eldibs
A lot of the flavor of strawberries comes from the smell. That's how they trick you into thinking they're sweeter than they actually are.
NoGoodComments
Was gonna say, they definitely have a smell
eromitlab
But if strawberries don't have a scent, how do they make something strawberry-scented? B R U H
lauraInternetJunkie
Also strawberries do have a smell. Like gariguettes for example. You can very much smell them at the market stand.
HoloBu88les101
I smell check mine to check how sweet
imgonnawreckitagain
what excites me most, was that the word "literally" wasn't used
puppysmuggler
Does..does that apply to anything?
Imhonestlypartying
This tweet is pissing me off because it makes literally no sense.
NihaoPT
Does American fruit not smell? I know one who told me strawberries don't have a scent. Like, what?? Try growing some and you'll see!
ijustneedthistosavethings
No they smell here too. These people are just crazy.
IPeakedinSecondGrade
They do in CA. There's strawberry stands everywhere in spring/summer. You can smell them just driving by.
dijital101
Bitch just buying her strawberries at Walmart where they pick them way to early so they can survive their fucked up logistics process.
tidestail
Filthy American reporting in, I've a strong feeling they're not getting good fruit.
MrJaunty
I have strawberry related PTSD, they have a scent. How do I know this? Well, the scent of them makes me nauseous. Without fail.
VoidofStatic
that sucks, what gets your rocks off? dead flesh smell?
PaintChipsandScotch
I never thought rot smelled that bad from the ranch when we would “lose” a chicken occasionally. Just smelled like candied garbage to me.
MrJaunty
Nah, the fresher the better.
yousowish
You don't even have to bite! Strawberries smell really strongly. This meme haunts me because I don't understand it.
destess
Yeah... I saw it and was just like bitch what?
DiarrheaTouchdown
We just had really fragrant strawberries at my house the other day, these people aren't eating ripe strawberries.
DidItForScience
Foreign farms and green shipping for the loss.
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Probably from eating them out of season
yousowish
Wow that is so sad
FuckMyAssAndCallMeObama
Well if ya like the strawbs maybe you don't wanna wait
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Really shitty ones don’t smell as strongly. They still smell SOME though, so... dumb people I guess?
Ben1045
People in ghettos need to be taken out to a patch where they can pick their own. Pick 3 gallons and de-stem them and you'll smell it good.
Falling323
There is a reason people talk about food deserts, a lot of people don't have access to good produce, or any produce at all.
Ben1045
And your fridge will smell that way for days. Not the worst.
CapitanTypo
Strawberries have a smell. Cross-bred strawberries designed to withstand shipping to supermarkets en-masse have no smell.
quattroformaggix4
No smell, no buy. I smell all my produce like a proper European. It confuses my fellow shoppers.
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I'm American and I sniff certain fruits. I stand there sniffing a bunch. I've seen people look at me weird then grab a fruit I rejected
quattroformaggix4
:D Right? some lean over, whisper conspiratorially like ‘what are you looking for? is this melon good? Can I make potato mash from pumpkin?’
RayMC
No, even they have a smell. Source: I get strawberries from said supermarkets and they have smell lovely.
muinmuin
I've definitely had good ones from the store during the season but weird, scentless, flavorless ones off-season. (I live in PA if it helps)
zone2oo0
DodderingCommandant97
TheGrubermeister
Who the actual fuck thinks a romper is attractive?
Crumpus
I do
motherfuckinghamlet
I also think rompers are attractive.
boogertown
Lots of people dumbass
RayMC
I do, but the rompers I think look nice are long enough to almost reach the knees and probably qualify as dresses.
HaroldLostHisPurpleCrayon
I'm not sure you know what a romper is then...they never qualify as dresses
charger1369
Same
imdonewithpickingusernames
scotyboi
Dear God no. Don't start this.
DukeDarkwood
Start what? A comment... thread?
scotyboi
No a pun war!
DukeDarkwood
Yeah, it can have some people at the end of their rope.
scotyboi
So how are you.
AlienMark
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Personally I think it works better if you replace the bottom two with: "So you think prison should be an absolute last resort and the 1/
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
death penalty can never be justified?" "Tough on crime" 2/2
parkerh17
I live in South Georgia and this applies to a solid 80% of conservatives in the area.
NaziHunter38
Or we could, you know, just have the government out of the marriage business. Period.
AlienMark
I like the taxes part, a good balanced family should always be encouraged. But I whole heartedly agree that we can’t be deciding for others
OverlordEd
Im a conservative and I believe this
Imhonestlypartying
That would require conservatives to stick to their core principles which hasn't been the trend in recent decades
FUNKAPUS
By "recent decades", do you mean "ever"?
Imhonestlypartying
The conservative party used to be a party I would've gotten down with. They've moved further and further from their core values since Nixon
SciGuy
And replace it with...?
NaziHunter38
Marriage? Why do we need a guy with a gun to say so and so are married?
OverlordEd
Well, back then so they wouldnt run off, but today no reason
smittywjmj
Government is only in marriage for taxes. Very little regulation should be necessary, the rest is up to the people involved.
Hawkzord
Nothing? Rights and privileges of marriage can be legal contracts entered into by 2 consenting adults, even family, like brothers for exampl
Hawkzord
This way every adult can obtain the legal status and privlege of "marriage" and the people are free to determine what marriage means to them
A2DY79
Oh hey, someone is getting religious conservatism and libertarianism mixed up. Many 'conservatives' are socially libertarian.
OverlordEd
I am for sure.
A2DY79
For every Pence, there's a Kasich or a Paul. Not subscribing to open borders & multiculturalism doesn't make someone a religious fundie.
smittywjmj
But then how do we demonize a whole group and enforce our two-party system that everyone hates?
Lan1010
THANK YOU! The two party system and lack of term limits on congress are the problems. I’ll preach that till the day I die.
OverlordEd
1 being stupid 2 putting our fingers in our ears and yelling "IM NOT LISTENING"
OverlordEd
Then BAM garbage partisan system
Superwomanwithtities
Strawman. The argument wasn't religiosity but that conservatives are neither against big government or debt when it services them. 1/2
Superwomanwithtities
Multiculturalism is code for the US becoming more diverse and it weakens conservative chances of winning. It is self-preservation at best.
A2DY79
Multiculturalism is code for obliterating national culture and replacing it with a vague, ephemeral and bankrupt cosmopolitanism.
OverlordEd
I dont mind diversity, I want ine American culture. A melting pot of cultures into one great American culture with western egalitarianism
ISaidSarcastically
Certain few what. Conservatives?? You mean ALL of the lawmakers, right? Lol
tehflan
I don't think most conservative lawmakers think gays cause hurricanes.
ExoticKosher
Mike Pence sure as shit does.
Legitrikk
Yeah, those guys just think. We KNOW gay causes hurricanes. It's obvious.
OverlordEd
Damn gay sorcerers!
BoobyCall
Nah man they believe there's chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay.
landcfan
There are actually chemicals in water that can turn them hermaphroditic. One possible source is birth control in pee not being filtered.
PyllyNalleMissionaries
OverlordEd
TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY