Off the phone always in the posts

May 13, 2018 11:39 PM

BABeaner36

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Don't worry, I know what I'm doing.

PSA, only you can prevent your man from suffering. ;)

Im a guy, and have a headache. Gonna test to see if that last one is true

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 not called the Boy Scouts anymore

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, rage comics weren't good 8 years ago. They still aren't

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hmmm I wonder if @op smokes weed

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Le" fucking cancer

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

#12 oh shit someone's got my number

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that @op smokes weed or is an advocate for it.

8 years ago | Likes 161 Dislikes 3

It's my favorite part of dumps, finding out what type of person they are based on what they post.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

v

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I think you may be right

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

After careful consideration I concur.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is called profiling lol

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#46 With me you don’t have to guess, it’s both!

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

you're joking right? Only fringe idiots think this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, ill ask. What’s #1 from so I can find it and watch it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I just see rage face in the year, of our good lord, 2018?

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Ffuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I know her.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not weird enough it was ok but not quite weird enough. Aw hell, +1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP is a middle-aged man that smokes weed and supports legalization.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

#46 - the correct answer is "both"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jfc that rage comic.

8 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 1

Scrolled down to see if anyone else commented about this. Man I remember when that was popular

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Memories of 2008.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

r/ComedyCemetery

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

You can post it there, I’ll reap the rewards from r/4panelcringe

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

at what point does it go from graverobbing to archaeology again?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've always had a similar question about when it gets to r/ComedyCemetery vs. r/ComedyNecrophilia

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not one of those calculators is turned on to add anything

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do some people not smell strawberries? Strawberries definitely smell like strawberries

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I read "Methican American" in Mike Tyson's voice

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Im pretty sure last one is a joke. For me the headaches become more intense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 a rage comic... oh man...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because strawberries have a fuckin taste...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#29 Well, that sounds like bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know if it's true, but I'd believe it. The mind can be incredibly powerful. If you fall off a horse, and think your leg is broken ⑴

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it can actually stop working even if it's in perfect physical condition. That's powerful stuff. Perhaps placebo sleep is real too. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Methican American

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAHAHA SOO DEPRESSED DUMP I TOTALLY AGREE. SO ME OMG LOLOLOL. Fucken see a psychiatrist, guys. Can't hurt.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 9

I do. And I enjoy memes about being depressed. What now?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You're not wrong, though finding a good care provider can be very difficult. The nearest docs to me aren't even in my own state.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Near the end I was starting to have an eggistential crisis

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fun fact: you bite into one and you can find out how it smells!

8 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 3

A lot of the flavor of strawberries comes from the smell. That's how they trick you into thinking they're sweeter than they actually are.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was gonna say, they definitely have a smell

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

But if strawberries don't have a scent, how do they make something strawberry-scented? B R U H

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Also strawberries do have a smell. Like gariguettes for example. You can very much smell them at the market stand.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I smell check mine to check how sweet

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

what excites me most, was that the word "literally" wasn't used

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does..does that apply to anything?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This tweet is pissing me off because it makes literally no sense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does American fruit not smell? I know one who told me strawberries don't have a scent. Like, what?? Try growing some and you'll see!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

No they smell here too. These people are just crazy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They do in CA. There's strawberry stands everywhere in spring/summer. You can smell them just driving by.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bitch just buying her strawberries at Walmart where they pick them way to early so they can survive their fucked up logistics process.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Filthy American reporting in, I've a strong feeling they're not getting good fruit.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have strawberry related PTSD, they have a scent. How do I know this? Well, the scent of them makes me nauseous. Without fail.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

that sucks, what gets your rocks off? dead flesh smell?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I never thought rot smelled that bad from the ranch when we would “lose” a chicken occasionally. Just smelled like candied garbage to me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah, the fresher the better.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't even have to bite! Strawberries smell really strongly. This meme haunts me because I don't understand it.

8 years ago | Likes 248 Dislikes 1

Yeah... I saw it and was just like bitch what?

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

We just had really fragrant strawberries at my house the other day, these people aren't eating ripe strawberries.

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 1

Foreign farms and green shipping for the loss.

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Probably from eating them out of season

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wow that is so sad

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well if ya like the strawbs maybe you don't wanna wait

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Really shitty ones don’t smell as strongly. They still smell SOME though, so... dumb people I guess?

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

People in ghettos need to be taken out to a patch where they can pick their own. Pick 3 gallons and de-stem them and you'll smell it good.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

There is a reason people talk about food deserts, a lot of people don't have access to good produce, or any produce at all.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And your fridge will smell that way for days. Not the worst.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Strawberries have a smell. Cross-bred strawberries designed to withstand shipping to supermarkets en-masse have no smell.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 1

No smell, no buy. I smell all my produce like a proper European. It confuses my fellow shoppers.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I'm American and I sniff certain fruits. I stand there sniffing a bunch. I've seen people look at me weird then grab a fruit I rejected

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

:D Right? some lean over, whisper conspiratorially like ‘what are you looking for? is this melon good? Can I make potato mash from pumpkin?’

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, even they have a smell. Source: I get strawberries from said supermarkets and they have smell lovely.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I've definitely had good ones from the store during the season but weird, scentless, flavorless ones off-season. (I live in PA if it helps)

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Who the actual fuck thinks a romper is attractive?

8 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 15

I do

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

I also think rompers are attractive.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Lots of people dumbass

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

I do, but the rompers I think look nice are long enough to almost reach the knees and probably qualify as dresses.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm not sure you know what a romper is then...they never qualify as dresses

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Same

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How knotty.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dear God no. Don't start this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start what? A comment... thread?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No a pun war!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it can have some people at the end of their rope.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So how are you.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hey it’s only a certain few but that’s fuckin hilarious.

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 10

Personally I think it works better if you replace the bottom two with: "So you think prison should be an absolute last resort and the 1/

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

death penalty can never be justified?" "Tough on crime" 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I live in South Georgia and this applies to a solid 80% of conservatives in the area.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Or we could, you know, just have the government out of the marriage business. Period.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I like the taxes part, a good balanced family should always be encouraged. But I whole heartedly agree that we can’t be deciding for others

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Im a conservative and I believe this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That would require conservatives to stick to their core principles which hasn't been the trend in recent decades

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

By "recent decades", do you mean "ever"?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The conservative party used to be a party I would've gotten down with. They've moved further and further from their core values since Nixon

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And replace it with...?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marriage? Why do we need a guy with a gun to say so and so are married?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, back then so they wouldnt run off, but today no reason

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Government is only in marriage for taxes. Very little regulation should be necessary, the rest is up to the people involved.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nothing? Rights and privileges of marriage can be legal contracts entered into by 2 consenting adults, even family, like brothers for exampl

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This way every adult can obtain the legal status and privlege of "marriage" and the people are free to determine what marriage means to them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh hey, someone is getting religious conservatism and libertarianism mixed up. Many 'conservatives' are socially libertarian.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

I am for sure.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For every Pence, there's a Kasich or a Paul. Not subscribing to open borders & multiculturalism doesn't make someone a religious fundie.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 10

But then how do we demonize a whole group and enforce our two-party system that everyone hates?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

THANK YOU! The two party system and lack of term limits on congress are the problems. I’ll preach that till the day I die.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

1 being stupid 2 putting our fingers in our ears and yelling "IM NOT LISTENING"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then BAM garbage partisan system

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Strawman. The argument wasn't religiosity but that conservatives are neither against big government or debt when it services them. 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Multiculturalism is code for the US becoming more diverse and it weakens conservative chances of winning. It is self-preservation at best.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Multiculturalism is code for obliterating national culture and replacing it with a vague, ephemeral and bankrupt cosmopolitanism.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I dont mind diversity, I want ine American culture. A melting pot of cultures into one great American culture with western egalitarianism

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certain few what. Conservatives?? You mean ALL of the lawmakers, right? Lol

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 13

I don't think most conservative lawmakers think gays cause hurricanes.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 4

Mike Pence sure as shit does.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Yeah, those guys just think. We KNOW gay causes hurricanes. It's obvious.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 4

Damn gay sorcerers!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nah man they believe there's chemicals in the water that turn the frickin' frogs gay.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 3

There are actually chemicals in water that can turn them hermaphroditic. One possible source is birth control in pee not being filtered.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

TURN THE FRIGGEN FROGS GAY

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