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TheshipwreckoftheMinotaur
Fuck millenial word
Howtogrowwood
To be fair, avocados are fucking delicious. Especially with garlic salt
ferrisbuell
We pay 300% for avocados now old man
ohitsonlyoli
This guy's just cut and pasted another twitter users tweet
solaslunas
nuclear winter? how optimistic. they thought they would live.
johncenacantseeme
I got 2 houses. A 4plex and a triplex 5 cars and 2 boats. I work. I have 2 kids.
ThoughtThisWasAmerica
+1 for hitler cheetos
ManOfIce
Talk about being fucking melodramatic. Enhancing the stereotype on millennials, nice.
FamousOnce
When will millennials realise that if they keep saving, they're perfectly poised to benefit from the dump of houses as the boomers die off?
martiniolives2
Hold my gluten-free.
Cheomesh
More of a Gen X thing.
cocoacreamcheese
Yea well id rather get nuked than continue to have this bullshit student debt crippling depression and no chance at hope for a better future
awkwardmoment
More amusingly, the USSR was only able to produce ICBMs and advanced nuclear devices with components bought from the US.
whereigotogetdownvotes
You mean those components made in China? Yep, China wouldn't dare sell those to Russia so we're safe with that.
awkwardmoment
China making advanced electronics prior to 1990? What color is the sky in your world?
fizzlebuns
Caused by the epitome of all Boomers.
RhorGath
We have no reason to fear NK, but our friends closer to them do. We'll bomb them and it'll be done
whereigotogetdownvotes
Do you think China will just sit still while the US bombs NK? If the US fired 1 single mortar round into BK, all hell would break loose.
Automatomatic
But do we have nuclear winter? Your fear crutch is invalid.
UndeadGopher
For decades there were hundreds of nukes pointed at the US. This isn't that
wadenelson1
I didn't worry then, and I don't worry now.
wadenelson1
What, me worry?
IRatetits
There's still nukes pointed at us, there just isn't that much of a threat of them being used now
somanyfeels21
where did this newfangled avocado thing come from? I know zero of us who eat them, the only person I know is my baby boomer mother.
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
Eating avocados isn't new. There is a meme about how expensive it is at chipotle, because of that people took it too far and pretend like
TooLazyToDoSomethingElse
avocados are expensive. I personally eat avocados a few times a week but I live in Texas and there is a lot of Mexican food.
wadenelson1
Some dumbass Congressman said millennials were poor due to expenditures on "avocado toast" Probably something HE eats.
somanyfeels21
Oh right I recall. Yeah sounds dumb.
Mumalot
We live with constant fear of being beaten to death for "offending" someone & crippling depression due to college/debts/housingmarket... --1
Mumalot
and idiot Politicians trying to ignore problems long enough so that they go away, but they aren't going away, constant fear of being --2
Mumalot
murdered/raped as a child due to News making it seem like the "Norm", learning about the holocaust in 4th grade (gave me DARK humor). ETC
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
And the funny thing is you think you're unique for that fear. We all have it, that's called life. Now get out there and do something aboutit
Mumalot
*kills a million Germans* done.
Mumalot
TV/News is a more modern thing. At least when my parents were growing up they ONLY had to deal with local & importantWorld news. --1
TheDino
Many millenials were born during the cold war.
bud467
Majority of us grew up during the invasion of Iraq and Afghanistan.
emkev
I think they're thinking more 1960s and 1970s, Cuban Missle Crises and Proxy Wars with Russia.
DreadPierateRoberts
82 here can confirm did know of cold war but not really
amoeba15
Yes, the END of the Cold War under Reagan and Bush Sr. for the oldest millennials. Tensions were far lower then.
jolem53
US not threatened by N. Korea. The problem is that Seoul is 35 miles or so from N. Korea border. Daffy Duck could go off on it.
boblives
Nukes aren't for Seoul, they have enough artillery pointed at Seoul to level the city in like 40 mintues
Placentaur
I really hope some miracle happens, cause it's starting to feel like we're near a boiling point.
dopplebang3r
Remember when the US needed to invade somewhere so they installed mentally deficient president George w bush as a media scapegoat. Well....
tzxAzrael
kimmy is going to "can't even anymore" like a white girl with no pumpkin spice, and then donny is going to lose his cool and pimp slap him.
Slepnair
wait.. are you implying Donny has "cool" to lose?
tzxAzrael
well i mean.. he hasn't straight out gone and got into a fist-fight with anyone... yet...
ThatNameAgainIs
It's bluster.
PleaseAllowMeToPlayDevilsAdvocate
I don't know if I would put n Korea and Russia in the same category
finewine8888
It starts with North Korea and quickly gets out of control
TGWeaver
Yeah good thing Russia is so amicable and stable and peaceful these days too
catsandcoke
And not sympathetic to North Korea at all
fake40nedeso
Less wars, bombing and intl. meddling than peaceful U.S.A.
Snarkoleptic
*fewer, mein Führer
SweamSpoats
Russia is red and Korea is bad
BecauseZeus
Well now we have both!
SuperSecretScientistStuff
Russia had a crazy finesse while N.Korea is bat-shit insane
CaviarBurrito
As a Murican, our government is batshit. But Cold War was more stable in retrospect. Without internet fear was constant with less reminders.
ThySausagePrince
More like just stupid, overinflated ego. At least Russians could go to the grocery store.
GoDrunkYoureHome
The real question is how would the Chinese respond to a US attack so close to their border.
MildlyConcernedTV
Well during the Korean War they didn't respond until we crossed a certain river (can't remember which) then they fucked us back to the DMZ
GoDrunkYoureHome
But can we move only a bit into NK, I don't think so since it would leave SK to open to counter attack.
UmmBent
With a Chinese attack on the US
IrgendSoEinTyp
That would be the most stupid thing China could do because they would never get all their money from the US back
JayEnfield
If only there was some sort of historical precedent to this question that we could refer to.
GeorgeBushHatesBlackPuppets
Are you dumb? No one will attack us. We can end the world with how many nukes we have. It's the perfect defense
nanyatenyaa
*stares at the list of conflicts the us is currently involved in*
nanyatenyaa
See the issue is nukes aren't a precision device... They are like a granade...
GeorgeBushHatesBlackPuppets
Name one of those conflicts where the enemy attacked US soil.
spookyu
The U.S. supplies China with huge amounts of food (mostly grain) we sell and ship to them. They'd literally starve, they've poor agriculture
VolthorneGaming
I think someone has forgotten where 90% of the world's rice comes from. Also China employs as many farmers as there are people in the US.
spookyu
And US farmers are infinitely more industrialized and productive. Also, Vietnam produces more rice than China.
ElbowdeepinElmo
Doesn't matter who it is, if one side starts a nuclear attack, we're fucked. There's no way one side will launch "just one" rocket and it's
ElbowdeepinElmo
highly likely that nearby countries will get into trouble as well. For instance I'd say NK would attack SK and you never know who has a prob
ElbowdeepinElmo
lem with that. Also radioactive fallout. People will hold grudges and it won't be nice.
Thatllbuffrightout
*hold my student debt
blackcatsclaw
They'll only run away when you grab that
daveeeeeeed
*hold me
Idontcareno1
*hold my craft beer
ThatoneQuebecguywhothinkshesCanadian
*runs*
albondiga793
Can't. Too heavy.
attofreak
Eek! I am not touching that!
Snarkoleptic
Please
Foundling108
Hahaha yeah
seniormitty
Ha!
somanyfeels21
we were lied to about college
MisleadTruth
I wasnt. Bruh my highschool was too real about explaining the reality of college. Guess that comes with going to a tradeschool though.
PaintedSlate
The lies were about everything career-related, and they were more broken promises and shirking of responsibilities.
UmmBent
Preach
Cheomesh
You were, but it turned out pretty well for me and most people I know who went.
somanyfeels21
No not me, others. I didn't need a college degree I run my own business and have since day once after college.
MERGATROYDER
By Baby Boomers
WhyIsThisStillEvenAQuestion
We really were
dontmindifIcant
We need the hackers to hack the government and erase our student debt
sometimesigetalittlestabby
We need Mr.Robot.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Yes, heaven forbid you should be responsible to pay the professors, whose time you wasted.
UmmBent
Yeah but it's a little disproportionate
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Everything we pay seems disproportionate, until we've seen the value that comes from it in hindsight. Leverage your degree. I'd pay to be u
nametakenz
And for sports teams, and for PR bs, for political correctness/diversity propaganda, and school's political donations, etc.
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Community college is cheaper, why didn't you go there?
nametakenz
I did.