HowCurious
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JESUS CHRIST. Looks like im gonna be busy. Thank you to all that commented. I will deliver. But seeing as there are over two thousand comments, its gonna take some serious time to get to all of you. Please be patient, and have a little faith. I am, after all, but a sloth
KeepCalmAndEatBacon
OP always delivers
baconthegiraffe
It's like an up vote fairy-godmother
scootz759
Good luck!
WithMyFreezeRayIWillStopTheWorld
I doubt it..
opium4oxygn
Well I'll join the party too
DidIJustSeeSomebodyDie
Godspeed, good sir
AlwaysBetOnTortoise
Is this microphone on?
RandomOilMan
OP right now: "I've made a huge mistake..."
somethingworthy
Someone likes pain
nnovetljlde
I do! Oh wait...
ishalltakethisinternetandraiseitasmyown
http://imgur.com/f9L3wjd
Orncore
Kind of makes me want to make a comment along the lines of "Hitler did nothing wrong" just to make you a Proxy Nazi
Penguinpower
I gave you the 100th point. Made me happy. c:
SweetMoonSugar
You are cool
Orncore
This is the best day ever
Tuliriel
could that would counter that angry person who downvoted every comend i made because i said i dislike guns
PureAlloy
You. I like you. Have some upvotes.
OneHundredPercentDone
I love you,upvote fairy. ive only made like... 2 comments. so hi.
sergantbito
obligotory dickbutt.gif
joukhoody
Yay for upvote fairies!
BigArt
snickerdoodles for breakfast
DesignerJeanShorts
I have a closet filled with designer jean shorts. +1
ItsTheFinalCountdown
You're gonna be here a very very long time
theluckysuccess
I've been doing this to newer users who are cool... its funny to watch them be all like "OMG where did these points come from!!!" lol
TravDrinksBeer
Haha I like style.
theluckysuccess
This has all the feels of presidential elections. Op gets all the votes, then does nothing... comes back in 4 weeks.... does the same thing.
SparklingCockWaffle
Keep an eye on one specific comment you made and see if it goes up by one vote soon :P
SparklingCockWaffle
I hope he works for Imgur otherwise hos boss will not be happy haha
LordXeenTheGreat
Cool....
khaleesi
Gee thanks!
boobgourmet
No... Seriously?
silentbob62
You're so lucky this hasn't gone viral
kmaarie
Not so lucky now.
worrso
Hasn't gone vital yet...
worrso
*viral...
KingGuiseppi
It has now!
ShenanigansEnsue
upvote fairy
maddipotato
Bless you, OP.
saltwater
Oh my god you poor thing
zarsin
It makes me sad that you'll probably never see this...
bjc5070
such commitment. such time. much gur.
HowCurious
Oh GOD DAMMNIT. I didn't expect this to leave user sub
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
Ohhhh OP... To save you time, for me, only upvote the comments in the negatives. I waive the additional upvotes, cause holy shit... dude...
whyismyusernamealreadytaken
Behold... the power of the upvote!
JHuggans
You offered free internet points. What did you expect to happen?
HowCurious
downvoted to oblivion, like what usually happens?
gobismyhomeboy
Godspeed, kind sir.
ibtlb
yes you did
JewishMonk
Are you dead yet?
BarrySprout
dont bother delivering on it, nobody else does, and upvotes are meaningless, you time is worth more
calyta
you done it now~
NiftyGoblin
Pay up motherfucker XD
Chomsk
Well... Take the time you need and careful with carpal tunnel syndrome, k.
Humdumdiddlydurr
Oh goodness...you're gonna be busy, buddy. Interested to see how it pans out!
gamebrain89
I'm sorry, OP. (Plot twist. I'm not!)
EarthwormJimApproves
Saying "I'll upvote everything" in user submitted is like feeding a pack of hungry animals!
aykyle
You've underestimated the power of internet point greed.
sugar3
Sure you didn't
HarryPotterGeek
Well, you're screwed now, aren't you? I mean, think of all the time you'll have to spend on imgur now! Oh, wait...
bikemancs
You're screwed... say goodbye to your free time for the next month...
OneOfYourFrenchGirls
Perhaps a baby sloth to represent how slowly you're allowed to go about this process.
sugar3
Now upvote me you whore
Koztah
Have fun with the up arrow!
TubaTom
Sorry for not believing you ;)
HowCurious
its ok :)
TubaTom
Damn you are fast!
HowCurious
for a sloth, im pretty quick
kulastrazara
Are you Nigerian prince?
nigerianscam
I don't think he's the one.
Miagisnipples
Funny enough Nigeria is a good ol Constitutional Republic
PirateDentist
I have over 40 million upvotes I am unable to access without your help. Please send 200 upvotes for the servce fees and you shall get 10%.
mikerosswannabe
http://imgur.com/wg6F4AD
thejunkey
but i'm a nigerian prince..seriously
magnacookies
call upon me
IAmLobstronomous
Maybe if I send him my upvote, he'll return it with 5000 upvotes. (Not that that's possible, but one could hope)
DieselBoston
You can be Zena the warrior princess
tuesunsommiel
better send bank account information just in case
eviscera
Or are you dancer?
Acornlad
Downvote and leave a comment. That is how you scam this nigerian prince. But I upvoted anyway.
InkblotCosplay
it is funny you should mention that kind sir for i just so happen to be one and i would like to propose to you a business transaction
SpaworldLurkerFinallyJoined
This got me laughing like an idiot at my desk.
SparklingCockWaffle
Does this come with endless money? Because if so I'm super on board!
frozenscorpion
I also wish to know if I have inherited some money from you!
frozenuts
Imgurian Prince.
theluckysuccess
Nigerian Upvote Fairy Prince: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/95/95d9fcba35ae77a510be41ac2b2b5b749f87238274a2c19c18ba0c1a12eddb0b.jpg
SeriouslyYouGuysNeedToStartShoweringEveryday
Yes.
LoneDirewolf
Can I be a Zulu warrior?
magnacookies
id like to think i can too
LoneDirewolf
Nvm guys, I'm a direwolf
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
1)Chrome: Push ctrl+shift+I (Firefox: ctrl+shift+K). 2)Paste this: $('[title=like]').not('.pushed').click(); 3)Push enter. 4)??? 5.)Profit
wolfshades
For Mac users: Control Shift-C, then click on Console. Then paste as above. (for downvoting, replace "like" with "dislike" )
BeardKhan
You still have to load every comment page. I dare you to try my profile.
kurthalamue
So I can find this later because I'm not going to even try memorizing this.
ObamaLlamaDuck
Well thanks to Involnerable I just upvoted every single comment on this image!
vyral
"This took a disgusting amount of time" Lost my shit with that hahahah
marksman48
THANKS!
Hackenchop
chrome is ctrl+shift+j
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Both work. But you're right, ctrl+shift+J brings up the focused Console.
tigerfox77
commenting for future use.
salura
What sorcery is this?
ToranagaTheShogun
It's called "Javascript" and "JQuery".
TurkNJD
Commenting for future use
IAmSiegmeyerofCatarina
Are you a wizard?
GrowlyMcBearface
Good Guy @Involnerable reduces OP's risk of carpal tunnel syndrome
TKAM21
SO MANY COMMENTS, MY SCREEN KEEPS FLASHING!!!
Captainfasterdangles
It's a trap
omgartmanlolol
mother of god...
AncalagontheBlack
This is madness, I wish i could favorite this for later use.
OmNachoMama
This is lovely, thanks.
floydspiritz
it worked!
ajgriffy
Thanks for posting this. I hope OP realizes he can run this and, as you say, profit, or more simply, not get carpal tunnel.
DiedAndHauntingImgur
Maybe that is his second favourite type of tunnel!
vidiv
There's still over 2200 main comments. It's gonna take time to chew through, and he has to scroll to the bottom of each userpage too.
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
The lazy loader only goes back so far, so its not really every comment you ever made.
Chronomechanist
Now THIS is a comment worthy of favouriting.
JustSomeGuyFromTheInternet
holy shit, that worked!
smashbash
This is smart. Do this. It won't be nearly as tedious.
Qauzer
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click(); I am become death, etcetera etcetera...
ccdk
Genius!
ZacMuerte
for those who didn't want to upvote all 2,644 things: $('[title=like].pushed').click(); un-upvotes all the things on the page
joukhoody
You, i like that, thank you!
SomethingCleverBand
Yup. With great power comes great.....results from people exploiting this
rukk
People exploiting for imaginary internet points, truly the end of the world.
Alleon
This is amazing.
KellyWerner
I'm inclined to believe you but also too lazy to try it out.
CameHereForOneThingAndOneThingOnlyLNI
I'm on a Mac using safari tho...
CaptainHanderpants
Sorcery?
ItsFRONKENsteen
just did it on your page! Ha! enjoy @Involnerable !
DeltaBlast
Holy carp.
Zechie
I once posted that and got over 40 downvotes + 3 angry comments... yet when someone else posts it.. :(
Drafi
That's awesome! Do you know a code like this that works for Facebook? I have a friend that I need to confuse
baacon11
LOL....are people actually believing that this is real??? lololol
JackFrost5
paste that where?
WebDevJewelerReptileLover
you forgot the part about having to press console
silentbob62
Once the comments finish loading. I'll use that on this page. Everyone gets a point!
HauntinglyBeautifulStatements
comment for later use
littlemac
Hey I'm saving this for later
PoopholeAintALoophole
Replying for later reference and +1. Thanks for the tip
Helloiggy
TIL :)
linwoodskivins
And yet another programmer makes internet life that much easier!
GoToCanuck
My new hobby. http://cf.chucklesnetwork.com/items/8/1/2/2/6/original/upvote-all-their-things.jpg
MarksUsername
Still, good luck with the amount of people commenting ;)
bob7777777
is that an I or an l
RickRossSteakSauce
I think you broke the system
ironfang69
OMG so cool, you broke IMGUR!
emperorphoenix
Amazing!
Hamsterdentist
My Chrome won't do anything if I press that. F12 works...
ZacMuerte
it's actually ctrl+shift+J
jhcuco
I did it, the page almost crashed, I saw the arrows turn green... then it refreshed and reverted.
bobbysinclair
No no no, isn't it 'Delete System 32'? Just go to your computer and search for that, and then delete all the files! Automatically upvotes!
SirIcyAcorns
I am not seeing where to paste this. =/
gewalt
when you open the console window, which tab from elements to console
SirIcyAcorns
Yep tyvm. I was sitting on the elements tab.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark.Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.up').not('.pushed').click()); Save-visit profile-click on bookmark.
SirIcyAcorns
Sweet! TY.
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
Where do you paste it? I has the dumb.
GoToCanuck
in the console tab
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
It should just automatically bring up the developer tools menu with the cursor set after hitting ctrl+shift+I/k.
RickRossSteakSauce
I'm Gonna rain up votes for days now
SlightlyNormal
Fucking great, more people to abuse voting.. Quit whoring imaginary points and let the system be used for its original purpose.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Quit getting pissed off about imaginary points.
SlightlyNormal
I wouldn't, if those imaginary points didnt decide content that gets to viral.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Fair enough, but I doubt this script would drastically affect that. It's not like it's giving multiple votes to individuals.
SlightlyNormal
It's the whole mentality, where whoring for upvotes is more important than actually providing interesting and intelligent content :(
icouldntpickmyusernamesoimrantingtotheinternet
I tried to be an upvote fairy once...this would have saved me at least 4 hours...
slateshalehead
Coolcoolcool
dancersonastring
What about Safari??
Bigwilliejohnson
Second reply from top, hee haw!
DanNeedsLoveToo
Not sure if imgur is glitched or no one actually replied on this comment..
DanNeedsLoveToo
or the rest of other comments.....
ItsGotOurNameOnItWickes
commenting for future use (upvotes for all!)
VeRtig0
witchcraft.......... burn the witch!!!
biscuits0
book.mark.awesome!
Shitanotherusername
I've been waiting for this
IMadeThisOnlySoICouldUpvote
so helpful
CcAaNnAaDdAa
At first I was like wtf, my computer just lagged out, then BAM! UPVOTES FOR ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!
Dumfuc
@sarah already told us it doesn't work
homadek
what does this do? I am in a lecture class in the front row and afraid..... haha
slimstebow
Finds that damn plane
lazeboi413
upvotes everything on the page
WowWhatAWhore
basically it says : For every item named "like" that is not clicked, click it.
yoshimasta
Thank you.
iThoughtSheWasLvl18
Upvotes everything
KyosBallerina
That is awesome.
homadek
right on! thanks!
idrivemycouch
Produces the sound of two humpback whales mating from your phone /computer that will attract the attention of everyone in a classroom which
idrivemycouch
Will cause you to die from embarrassment.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Unleashes WW III
MrBizarre
Woops!
TheFlyingHellfish
GREETINGS, PROFESSOR FALKEN. SHALL WE PLAY A GAME? HOW ABOUT A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
NeonNishi
What exactly does it do though?
CossackHD
I feel like upvotes dispencer now :D
thingsofyourmind
Holy mother of fuck... i love you so much!! right now
thorbatestogirls
change like to dislike and that's how you murder imgur accounts into oblivion
Nandabun
Yes, do this thing.
FaxCelestis
Awesome.
iDrinkDrano
You just shortened the time he's gonna need drastically
WickedSpacePanda
This worked LOL
JohnnyMnemonic
That is fucking sweet. +1.
avi8tor
NOW GIVE US THE SAME FOR DOWNVOTES !
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click();
MynameisPuedespieds
You probably just unleashed hell on us.
avi8tor
thanks !
cambopalmer
if you can't get it to work, try clicking on the "console" tab in the dev window before pasting. Also, you may have to let it work for abit
toadali
What does this do?
malok
So, I just upvoted everything on this page, I think I'm going to upvote every comment you made because I can.
Teak42
Oh, the magic that is Jquery.
iAmAdult
i want you to know that i love you
fizyx
I want to save this for later use <.<
jackbos
Commenting so I can come back to this later.
JimmyKillsAlot
They actually patched it so it doesn't work any more.
TheClassyGentleman
doesnt work that easily in chrome.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
I should've said ctrl+shift+j as it focuses on the console. ctrl+shift+i works for most people but not everyone.
SirPhobosKnightofMarsBeaterofAss
TIME FOR AN UPVOTING SPREE!!!
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
What's the equivalent code for downvoting? I might need it.
Tyroin
Just change like to dislike
GoToCanuck
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed').click(); if you want to be a jerk who am I to not enable you
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
I mostly want it to express my... distaste of novelty accounts.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark. Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.down').not('.pushed').click()); Save.
sparkledick
$('[title=dislike]').not('.pushed'.).click(); dont be a downvote fairy though for no reason.
GulcasaOfTheSnowfall
Don't worry, i'm a responsible asshole.
sparkledick
polite, responsible assholes are my favorite kind of assholes.
faceeatingtoast
I went to upvote you but had already played upvote fairy on this thread....
CommanderDick
I have no idea where to paste this. I copied and tried pasting it and it's doing nothing.\
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Pressing the ctrl+shift+i/k shortcut should bring up "developer tools" with a cursor ready to accept a paste. What browser are you using?
CommanderDick
Chrome
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Try pushing ctrl+shift+j.
CommanderDick
oh wow thanks just upvoted all your stuff lol
RepostStatistics
Go to http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/ and bookmark the 3 links to get 'auto upvote','reset votes' and 'scroll down to load everything' script
faceeatingtoast
commenting for later reference...
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Brilliant. Didn't even think about the scroll necessity. According to my study performed on your page, it works flawlessly.
RepostStatistics
Thank you :) It might fail if the page need to long to load the paginated stuff. But so far it worked for me every time.
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
Nice bot by the way. Very impressive.
RepostStatistics
Thank you. Currently i have the hashes from 10411 images. Updating the hash algo will be a PITA ;)
NoCheez4u
Awesome!
aquick
?
BeautyandtheBeardtheGingerEdition
Commenting for later!
WatchForMoose
But what does it do? D:
TheOtherNathan
Tested it on your profile so... Thank you and your welcome?
vyral
I once did a similar script, but, wasn't there some sort of time limitation?
do2g
What would we do without jQuery, this is assuming every comment is in the DOM already though, which is not gewd!
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
I know, I foolishly overlooked that :(. @AmIJustAnotherAutomaton did not, however, and left this little charm: http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
*Overlooked adding. I didn't write the initial script, just passing it along.
FinalBackwardsGlance
Easier:create a new bookmark.Paste this to location: javascript:void($('.up').not('.pushed').click()); Save-visit profile-click on bookmark.
JediMan
add a loop or scroll... this only gets 20ish comments
FinalBackwardsGlance
This script upvotes the visible posts only. You have to scroll down to the bottom manually. Sorry.
JediMan
i know... im a programmer... just commenting on the code :P
FinalBackwardsGlance
I'm a programmer too. But I thought this would be enough. But if you can write a code which opens all comments, we'll thank you. :)
ShimmyShimmyYahShimmyYamShimmyYay
@AmIJustAnotherAutomaton posted this down below: http://jsfiddle.net/D53wH/2/
blueluck
I'm not a programmer, although I edit a script here and there. Can you explain how to use this, please?