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They decide to pitch around him. Maybe he is trying to steal signs. Eider way, he is not supposed to be there.
Oct 14, 2022 12:24 AM
Herebychoice
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They decide to pitch around him. Maybe he is trying to steal signs. Eider way, he is not supposed to be there.
lucindamarie18
Duck...duck...Goose tries a steal for a home run
rabbitron
nat300Lord
Do ppl not know the difference between geese and ducks.
arthurvanhoudt
It’s a goose!!
HissyElliott
Does the crowd just constantly cheer for 9 innings straight?
psychedelictesticle
A baseball player in my high school once threw a ball at a duck sitting on the field. He got it right in the head and it's eyeball fell out.
yeahhedugit
The title!!! Gossage, of course, was known as Goose Gossage.
DeepFreeze187
Duck. Duck? Goose!!!
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
It's not that it's not a small mallard either, it's not mallard AT ALL
NWanonymommy
THAT IS A GOOSE
jesusisherelookbusy
seevvvaaaa
Ghostpanda2112
Snow Goose to be exact.
RichardPicture
If it was a chicken it would go "balk balk balk"
OverOneThousandManatees
No, the baseball stadium is *not supposed* to be there. The bird is to be wherever it pleases.
imjustheretocontradictop
This is like rally squirrel the Cardinals had in 2011, engrained in their WS rings. If the Padres win it all, they better pay respects.
themikep
My takeaway from all of this is that there are a ton of people in baseball and broadcasting that don't know a goose from a duck
skylardarkfox
Fowl ball.
TheDonDope
sonya7777777
I can't believe that 2 announcers didn't know it was a Goose.
clemkadittlehoper24
I think that’s a goose.
othermark
definitely a gooser, that mouth aint for quacks.
WillemHellfire
Honest question: How do these bird-brained announcers not know that it's a goose?
RelartOfGivia
I want more goose highlights. What ended up happening?
ScarecrowSticks
navagon
Black cloud's moving in. Could spell rain.
GreaterDog
Duck Dodgers of the 24th and a half inning
LaurenLikesStuff
ElbowDeepInAllTheThings
Apparently they asked viewers to name her, and they came up with Dolly.
pyroshen
Fowl Ball
kickmyballsrealhard
That’s adorable
thecontractor
Eider way. That's good shit. +12 for you.
LitigiousWhelk
Yeah, I'm guessing it will fly under most peoples radar.
TheflyPrince
Most underrated pun I've seen on here.
clemkadittlehoper24
It looks hurt or freaked out.
PajamaStripes
Looks like some kind of domestic goose to me, so both? I don't know much about geese though.
PobBop
imo tired and its a big patch of grass enough for everyone
AKATenn
tired maybe
CollieSis
It's definitely terrified. I felt a bit sorry for it when the stewards tackled it with a towel and shoved it in a garbage bin.
Zahnradfee
Awww. They didn't know you have to put long-necked waterfowl into a specialized swan bag! >
Zahnradfee
https://www.stratford-herald.com/_media/img/6BAVHEC86991ZGXO9YZO.jpg
CollieSis
That's adorable, thank you for letting me know about this!
Zahnradfee
If you want to see them in action, check out "Wildlife Aid" on youtube: https://youtu.be/tGMOLHX-XJ8 (They also have a lot of other heart- >
Ximinipot
That's a goose. News stations with fake news again. /s
JamesFaction
That is indeed a goose tho.
PunnyTiger
i was just about to say "I think that's a domestic goose."
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
fake goose*
Mentok
You'd think they would take a proper gander.
pachyderm
It would be good for it …
patotheduck
They should have gone down there.
Mentok
And risk a fowl??
HomerSimpsonsEvilTwin
Which would explain why they wisely left it alone. Geese are evil.
HasteTheFool
That libel. They're violent, but only attack evil things, making them angelic.
BiggerThanANormalHat
They actually didn’t leave it alone at all. They threw a towel over it then caught it in a trash can
MeowWoof
Plus it's illegal to disturb migratory birds.
GermanShepherdGuy
Canadian Geese are evil! Other geese are just Ass holes!
ArgJargon
They are only Canadian Geese if they come from the Canadian region of Canada, otherwise they are just sparkling cobra chickens.
HomerSimpsonsEvilTwin
GermanShepherdGuy
But see Canadian Geese Travel in Gangs and are crazy. Anything could set one off. Other geese are usually only 2 with goslings at the most.
kittenpettingfool
Canadian geese were sent to vanquish the sadistic, nerfarious Canadians. They had to become vessels to trap all the archaic, dark forces
kittenpettingfool
-that once plagued Canada. Now they walk, bursting ever so painfully with the demons that could have instead taken over Earth as we know it
sniggledick
Randy Johnson would’ve taken care of this.
JimSpectre
I appreciate this so much. Bravo! ?
SXSam
BackOnceAgain
kahooki
oogliebooglie
He was probably busy taking a picture
BeastofBurden69
GOAT comment
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sinskittles
Randy Johnson sure does have a big... objective ?
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
for some reason his hand looks ridiculously huge in that picture
ACatnippedKitty
Never forget
kojenk
damn the pitch defeathered the bird
TheRelevancyOfMyNameIsRelativelyIrrelevant
that bird got what was coming to it. thats what you get for trying to interfere with the pitch!
squirrelgirl86
All these years later, I will never stop marveling at how astronomically unlikely this was.
rshini
how I actually see the bird drop in this, usually it looks like it just exploded into nothing but feathers
FrDancer32
Definitely left a scar on my childhood. Just like when Tyson bit the guys ear.
PoliticalWanderer
That bird... forgot to duck!
iamlegendinjapan
Dip dive or dodge as well
kingkongkeom
He is an NFL game photographer nowadays and his company logo is in tribute to the bird he obliterated:
kingkongkeom
YouAreNotYourFuckingKhakis
Fucking LEGEND!
graehall
What an awesome way to take the skills you learned in the game and repurpose them, I bet he knows exactly where the best shots are to be had
DonteHaversham
It's a different sport
kickmyballsrealhard
Was the bird okay?!?
CeterumCenseo
fowl ball!
hightechpirate
Fuck no he was not.
sniggledick
HypnoCT
That’s a lot of feather shrapnel for ‘okay’
swedeonamoose
Looks about as ok as a clay pidgeon on skeet day.
ACatnippedKitty
Hit by pitch rules applied, it got to advance to base
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
Oh it advanced to the final base
kickmyballsrealhard
The one, true base