Aug 30, 2019 4:26 PM
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Whabert
thats the new bluetooth wireless gas pump
StayClassyImgurV2
Stupid fuckin cop
rockonjones
Do they fill up at a depot? Is that their nozzle.
User1044
They took out the little clips at our station bc of this exact reason. Now I just jam my radio in the nozzle handle
22087meinePLZ
1. Loud noises at the gasstation, when ripping it of. 2. Side mirrorS 3. No one honked or flashes light? How can someone miss all that?
SpaceBuckets92
Good ole san antone
evolutioninaction
Gonna be fun when he sideswipes someon with that handle. Cops are not immune to stupid.
Frodomann1
Just to accountability
theoutdoorrageous
good thing they only govern over other people, i do not care for police
Vesane
I've never understood how this can be possible, I mean you literally have to stand there holding the handle of a pump for it to flow, how >
< can you possibly leave it in your car when you let go? It's like if you went to pour boiling water and then dropped the kettle when done.
FOP78Q97
Also people do that then sit in their car cause it is either cold or they can’t be arsed to actually pay attention when pumping gas.
A lot of pump handles have a little metal switch you can drop to keep the handle pressed in.
Hm. Not in my country (Straya). Sounds like an unsafe design that should be abolished. While they're at it, get rid of non-safety matches
PhloppyPhish1998
Doesn’t compare to our police chief leaving her belt and gun in an El Pollo Loco bathroom
Eddyrock
Someone is going to have a fun talk with their superior later.
Thecynicalspud
I'd be more worried about the colleagues. That shit would never end, and would possibly earn a nickname for the rest of the career.
Oh ya he/she will!
RavenousMaw
One Pump Chump
TheMinks
That's it folks. We're done here.
lwbell851337
Heeyy! It's the San Antonio police! Go figure.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good O'l San Antone. Like Austin, but with cheaper rent and less aggressively weird. None of you should move here.
SnozberryPie
I did recently. :)
DaFuqisnull
Was the shutter and sound of ripping it off of the pump really not enough?
PonyMadness
Most pumps have quick connects for this exact purpose. There's a significant tug, but they come apart easier than ripping the pump apart
Aethermyst
Yet they can instantly detect a hint of weed before they've even pulled you over.
they were shooting a black man at the time
7mirrors
I have never seen this happen in Australia once.
whiskey2gin
We do things a little differently here in the Alamo City.
bigfatmadcowmoo
Wanna hear something crazy from a Texan that moved to AZ? NOT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE ALAMO
magpie4
My first thought was "oh damn, looks like SAPD" then confirmed when I saw the nogalitos exit.
I moved here to SA a little less than a year ago, so I always gotta ask. Favorite restaurant?
hellsgunslinger
How do you not see that in the mirror
Sage042000
I said the same thing. Like, dude literally just switched lanes. No way he didn't look in the mirror and see that.
BronanTheBrahbarian
If you can see the sides of your vehicle with your mirrors than they are not aimed properly.
Akyan
Those were my exact thoughts!
whollyrustedmedalbatman
Because Texas.
Too many people don't use their mirrors.
Vampiremooos666
That's 1500-2000 dollars just for that piece.
tussery361
Nah. A nozzle and breakaway cost about $40 each so with a 25% markup and trip and service charge you are looking at about $270.
If you are a regular person you are responsible for all damages and replacements plus fees. 270 wouldn't cover the tech that would fix it.
OliverClothesoff70
Did you just make that number up out of thin air? You're way, way off.
Yeah pulled it out of thin air. Not like I have a parts list with the cost of these parts that my company provides me.
$149 for the complete assembly https://www.jmesales.com/diesel-nozzle-complete-hanging-hardware-hose-assembly-9-ft-hose/
KillerGymSox
he wasn't talking to you
BuckStone69
$60 for the nozzle (Tractor Supply) plus hose and labor. Probably $250
Plus fees and all damages. And you don't get to pick the parts the company buys.
Oblok
I'd be honking and flashing my lights until (s)he took note. That's a significant road hazard if it falls out.
ZnRster
That's what she said
MomofukuJones
"Driver shot 6 times by police officers who got stunned by driver's honking and light flashing"
nicholasagream
The community is now safe
TimeFoDat
I would just take note of the plate # and call the non-emergency number (or maybe 911 I guess). I'd rather them hear it from their own.
PossiblyYourMother
Yeah I'm not brave enough to go honking and flashing my lights at a cop
TheRealFireFrenzy
well thats rather ass backwards
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Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I'm a dude and I've pulled away and disconnected once. Didn't drive away though. Lol
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
My brother has done this three times.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Why is he still allowed to drive
Well, a quick Google search on cops doing this only revealed the pronoun 'him' in the first page of results, so betting against you is good.
FieldTester96
Did you just assume their gender based on a pronoun?
Sure did. It's better than assuming it based on a human error.
topshelfassistant
Calm down social justice warrior
CaLM dOwN soCIal JUStiCe WaRrIor
therealamh
Willing to bet you’re a virgin
Ooh, mom jokes, original!
SynthetronicSponger
Couldn't come up with something better than that?
Whabert
thats the new bluetooth wireless gas pump
StayClassyImgurV2
Stupid fuckin cop
rockonjones
Do they fill up at a depot? Is that their nozzle.
User1044
They took out the little clips at our station bc of this exact reason. Now I just jam my radio in the nozzle handle
22087meinePLZ
1. Loud noises at the gasstation, when ripping it of. 2. Side mirrorS 3. No one honked or flashes light? How can someone miss all that?
SpaceBuckets92
Good ole san antone
evolutioninaction
Gonna be fun when he sideswipes someon with that handle. Cops are not immune to stupid.
Frodomann1
Just to accountability
theoutdoorrageous
good thing they only govern over other people, i do not care for police
Vesane
I've never understood how this can be possible, I mean you literally have to stand there holding the handle of a pump for it to flow, how >
Vesane
< can you possibly leave it in your car when you let go? It's like if you went to pour boiling water and then dropped the kettle when done.
FOP78Q97
Also people do that then sit in their car cause it is either cold or they can’t be arsed to actually pay attention when pumping gas.
FOP78Q97
A lot of pump handles have a little metal switch you can drop to keep the handle pressed in.
Vesane
Hm. Not in my country (Straya). Sounds like an unsafe design that should be abolished. While they're at it, get rid of non-safety matches
PhloppyPhish1998
Doesn’t compare to our police chief leaving her belt and gun in an El Pollo Loco bathroom
Eddyrock
Someone is going to have a fun talk with their superior later.
Thecynicalspud
I'd be more worried about the colleagues. That shit would never end, and would possibly earn a nickname for the rest of the career.
Eddyrock
Oh ya he/she will!
RavenousMaw
One Pump Chump
TheMinks
That's it folks. We're done here.
lwbell851337
Heeyy! It's the San Antonio police! Go figure.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Good O'l San Antone. Like Austin, but with cheaper rent and less aggressively weird. None of you should move here.
SnozberryPie
I did recently. :)
DaFuqisnull
Was the shutter and sound of ripping it off of the pump really not enough?
PonyMadness
Most pumps have quick connects for this exact purpose. There's a significant tug, but they come apart easier than ripping the pump apart
Aethermyst
Yet they can instantly detect a hint of weed before they've even pulled you over.
theoutdoorrageous
they were shooting a black man at the time
7mirrors
I have never seen this happen in Australia once.
whiskey2gin
We do things a little differently here in the Alamo City.
bigfatmadcowmoo
Wanna hear something crazy from a Texan that moved to AZ? NOT EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT THE ALAMO
magpie4
My first thought was "oh damn, looks like SAPD" then confirmed when I saw the nogalitos exit.
SnozberryPie
I moved here to SA a little less than a year ago, so I always gotta ask. Favorite restaurant?
hellsgunslinger
How do you not see that in the mirror
Sage042000
I said the same thing. Like, dude literally just switched lanes. No way he didn't look in the mirror and see that.
BronanTheBrahbarian
If you can see the sides of your vehicle with your mirrors than they are not aimed properly.
Akyan
Those were my exact thoughts!
whollyrustedmedalbatman
Because Texas.
PonyMadness
Too many people don't use their mirrors.
Vampiremooos666
That's 1500-2000 dollars just for that piece.
tussery361
Nah. A nozzle and breakaway cost about $40 each so with a 25% markup and trip and service charge you are looking at about $270.
Vampiremooos666
If you are a regular person you are responsible for all damages and replacements plus fees. 270 wouldn't cover the tech that would fix it.
OliverClothesoff70
Did you just make that number up out of thin air? You're way, way off.
tussery361
Yeah pulled it out of thin air. Not like I have a parts list with the cost of these parts that my company provides me.
OliverClothesoff70
$149 for the complete assembly https://www.jmesales.com/diesel-nozzle-complete-hanging-hardware-hose-assembly-9-ft-hose/
KillerGymSox
he wasn't talking to you
BuckStone69
$60 for the nozzle (Tractor Supply) plus hose and labor. Probably $250
Vampiremooos666
Plus fees and all damages. And you don't get to pick the parts the company buys.
Oblok
I'd be honking and flashing my lights until (s)he took note. That's a significant road hazard if it falls out.
ZnRster
That's what she said
MomofukuJones
"Driver shot 6 times by police officers who got stunned by driver's honking and light flashing"
nicholasagream
The community is now safe
TimeFoDat
I would just take note of the plate # and call the non-emergency number (or maybe 911 I guess). I'd rather them hear it from their own.
PossiblyYourMother
Yeah I'm not brave enough to go honking and flashing my lights at a cop
TheRealFireFrenzy
well thats rather ass backwards
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Thoughttoolongaboutthis
I'm a dude and I've pulled away and disconnected once. Didn't drive away though. Lol
Donttouchthatwithoutgloves
IHaveTwoCuteDoggies
My brother has done this three times.
SergeantTerryJeffords
Why is he still allowed to drive
Oblok
Well, a quick Google search on cops doing this only revealed the pronoun 'him' in the first page of results, so betting against you is good.
FieldTester96
Did you just assume their gender based on a pronoun?
Oblok
Sure did. It's better than assuming it based on a human error.
topshelfassistant
Calm down social justice warrior
FieldTester96
CaLM dOwN soCIal JUStiCe WaRrIor
therealamh
Willing to bet you’re a virgin
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therealamh
Ooh, mom jokes, original!
SynthetronicSponger
Couldn't come up with something better than that?