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Apr 9, 2018 2:41 PM
LesbiaCat
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Bear456
RageO15
I love to do this for these cameras, be upside down on a roller coaster and I'm looking off pensively. (Did I leave the stove on?)
GoofyAsDuck
Im smiling on the inside
Wheresthebacon
I could have saved 15% on car insurance
JDOT667
“How dare she sit next to my man, what’s she trying to do, fuck him? I’m grounding her after this.”
NeatoVeto
I am NOT leaving without an apology.
webarebears
Ah, the disappointed mom look - I know that look well!
peterSuperDriver
This wasn't in the bible!
RunsWith2Beers
That’s the face of a mother that has seen her teenage son’s internet search history
wellthatwasinterestingwasntit
I am smiling.
lazybuthappy
This is not the wood I was promised
ohthatsgood
Karen’s tired of your shit
SergeiBoobtitsky
I was going to post this. With the name Karen. Weird.
MacabreTides
Im at that point in life where nothing makes my lady parts tingle anymore. Nothing I tell you.
ColoradoGirrl
That explains why there are depends in her purse.
ATLien84
Stood in line so long, we got in a fight and he left me. But I stood in line for two hours so I’m riding dammit.
YouGotThatRight
I told that damn kid of mine to "buckle up"
imnotthecookiemonster
Husband chickened out at the last second
Gettingmygrade10
“It was at that moment that Margaret realized it was indeed, not just a fart”
theromen111
Underrated comment take your +1 sir
Smayds
Confirmed. Large brown log visible in pic.
givemeyourwalletbagpursemanbag
The man at the back "I cannn smell itttttt".
GenerallyKenobi
The girl at the back has her feet in it
BaloneyBob
Will I ever poop again?
DavSpan
The moment she realized "This ride is just a giant turd going down the toilet drain!"
Xenocidal1986
That woman had her finger in him the whole ride here. I’m done with this ride.
roushcougarj420
Is this log number two? Oh look another hill..joy.
TheOfficialMelaniaTrump
I will not eat them in a log. I will not eat them with a dog. I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them Sam I Am.
amipsycho
mastapeece
YeahFairiesWearBootsNala2011
noneyobusisness
Rocket350
Should be top comment. 5/7 gold.
izzitekk
Brilliant! This is by far the best
wylwrk
Brad had the most creative way of ditching a bad 1st date.
Chaireborne
I'm surrounded by idiots.
krustwad
When you wanna get lit with your homies but someone gotta drive they ass home
sugarandspiceandeverythingwrong
Is anyone going to mention the resemblance she has to William H. Macy? Just saying...
youcantdothatonthebalconybuddy
Scrolled to find this and agree
wowheylookdotcom
"Did you come yet?"
Diclac
Heyooo!
BernerMuntschi
Found the married man! Take my +1
PutThePRNDLinD
"When your date stands you up, but you are determined to have a good time anyway...even if it kills you."
juicyhotkiss
Plot twist: her date IS the log...just not real wood. #catfished
toleaz
I had fun once.
SkepticalPancake
...until I took an arrow to the knee.
smoochmysnoot
It was awful.
fbutt09
**that don't impress me much** ????
MasterFlippyFloppy
OrthodoxHesidicOGOis
And I hated it
SpockIsMyHomeboy
"ONCE...."
RobustRadish
Johnny Dangerously. Great movie
Tortfeas0r
But only if you “Play Ball!!!”