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greetings online friends
as is tradition
wow
i guess hulk's not so cool these days, i still like this meme though
practical
i always do this
i don't know if that's an official position but i like it
mmm hmm
he's doing his best
finally
i guess
aren't we all?
another horse meme?
says it's #1 magazine .. so there are others for Pharrell's mom only??
wait what
only acceptable forecast measurement
later snoopy
that's my time.. have a great night gang!!
mycatwontletmeclosemybedroomdoor
Nah, dawg, that little bag is where I hold the fucks I give.
fartharder
#2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jZtuCtsjVA
Rizzivision
Cuppyycaakes
#37 I used to live on Mission Hill in Boston. When air BnB first came out my roommate posted the dumpster behind our building and boasted about the "Dunkies right across the street" and ample parking room for like $99 a night or something. Legit some girl booked it in the first hour. And then flipped out after I guess she scrolled through all the pics and realized it was only angles of a dumpster? Long story short he got banned but proved us wrong.
LizLittle
#45 just like pretending not to see the money in the birthday card until you've read the card, then not counting it until later.
lovehandlesmessiah
anjaan
#12 Okay. Google "Imperial Women in Byzantium" First result yields this: http://serveo.click/0582303524.html But if you re-enter the title on Amazon, you find the cover is different. How this done?
PressthamGravey
#10 Suburban Commando.
Foolster41
I was frozen today!
spinballwizardmtg
#4 TALISMANS NOT IMPORTANT! One more thing...
rdmage11
#23 They've got elote on their mind, happens to all of us.
nothingunused
"You [elote] are always on my mind...you [elote] are always on my mind." -Willie Nelson
finstad4
#30
Verk80
😂 I’m stealing this. I have neighbors who constantly get into trouble, this will be appreciated in the group message!
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
#1 "Pour myself a cup of ambition..."
HelplessRomantic
steadygentlemen.gif ^_^
APassingPlasticBag
#17 Tim Walz the kinda guy making soup for the neighborhood during a blackout since his generators are working
Omicron416
You're almost certainly right about the first, but that's probably actually a booya he's stirring. Groups in the Twin Cities make them and sell the soup as a fundraiser.
Snuggelapolous
#9 I have 7 coworkers in my department with ages ranging from 24 to 76. It's awesome and I love it.
Bigemedic
#1 I'm constantly pouring myself a cup of ambition.
finstad4
#38
Aforaseem
Aforaseem
emmythefox11
Aforaseem
HOLAKOOO
#11
Uandi82muchBeer
#10 Fuck Hogan.
ChazzK
Don't do that. You'll be left horribly unsatisfied and bitter.
Uandi82muchBeer
Nice.
ArcaneM37
#30 When we were having the cops and paramedics over to our house at least once a week, I wish neighbors had just asked. The silence read as judgment, and I would have liked someone to talk to about it.
Sunegami
I hope things are better for you now ❤️🩹
discotheque42
#36 Listen: This Thanksgiving, do your turkey like a crawfish boil; big pot, potatoes, corn, onions, and a whole bunch of cajun seasoning. It's quicker than baking, much harder to overdo it, and pretty impossible to dry it out. It doesn't come out pretty, but holy shit is it good. It's my family's favorite way to do it.
2074red2074
My family just cracks open a can of PBR and shoves it up the turkey's ass.
Snuggelapolous
Smoker or oven?
KalebBG
I read this and immediately pictured the anakin padme meme... "To cook right?...... "Right?"
ScourgeOfAges
I'm gonna need a bigger pot
discotheque42
You can use the same pot you'd fry it in, if you have one. Less volume means it cooks quicker, and you can do just the turkey, and do the rest of the sides like normal.
IamGelatinSkelly
#13 um, actually... That was for ravioli
Sunegami
What are pizza rolls if not fried ravioli?
IamGelatinSkelly
You can already fry ravioli and it's very good. Pizza rolls are the popcorn chicken of calzones
Interleaver11111111
#11 No, it’s definitely for drugs.
OkButWhyWereTheyFilming
Drugs and spare buttons
Norshak
Tiny screws for things like glasses too
Dungeongeek
#2 oh wow! That’s A screenshot of MY Facebook post!
HubertFiorentini
And you were right! it's an excellent video! https://youtu.be/5jZtuCtsjVA
graceinsheepsclothing
#1 A 12-ounce cup of ambition helps
Barredrockcat
#22
What game is this from?
Cross496
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Sunegami
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ignatiuspopular
#31 what band is this?
Stellori
Sabaton!
ignatiuspopular
Thanks!
RevRagnarok
#1 ... yeah
DiabloGrandeArts
Hold up, what happened?
pixelscapes
Dammit. https://variety.com/2024/film/news/graveyard-book-neil-gaiman-assault-allegations-1236131149/#
realAniram
boevis
#49 Damn, I was not expecting this one to be this hard.
somnif
Laura Palmer HAS to go, to keep the timeline intact. The universe and all the various realms above and below would collapse otherwise.
Snuggelapolous
All I need is ibuprofen, snoppy and an occasional iced coffee
Peryton
Shark and Dolphin are in the wrong spot. Dolphins are absolutely the prep-jock. They bully other animals for no reason, and kill for fun. Sharks, on the other hand, are basically cats. They see something, they want to know what the thing is, they have no hands so they give it a little kiss. Curiosity satisfied, they move on. Also, they love belly rubs. Dolphins, conversely, love graping human women.
zbigogre
Well said!
gotohe11carolina
finstad4
MacNero00
I'm gonna chain you to the radiator and grape you for decades and decades.
lysani
Male dolphins have also been observed biting fish in half, then using the carcass as a fleshlight.
pandro
How ... how do they hold it?
folded13
Do not look into the sexual habits of otters, either.
Snuggelapolous
Honestly, that's kinda bad ass. And I wouldn't be surprised if some humans do this as well but is way weirder and off-putting for some reason.
DrJSJ
SketchNI
Are you, per chance, former Prime Minister David Cameron who fucked a decapitated pig head?
lysani
As far as I'm aware, there was never any actual proof that it ever happened, beyond a comment made by one of his political opponents.
Snuggelapolous
Did he? I thought that was a black mirror show.
People and dolphins do weird shit.
IHaveUnpopularOpinions
Nonono, in black mirror the pig was alive.