Legally, you can refuse a breathalyzer test. You will be arrested, but another more accurate test will be administered.
Always refuse a road sobriety test. They are not accurate because it's up to the officer to make a judgment call. Especially, if by chance, you have an accute inner ear issue.
House rules for drinking/parties: "you pass out with your shoes on, you're fair game." (*Does not include abusive "pranks" but you might end up with a condom full of mayo stuck to your butt)
Call me old fashioned, but inserting something into someone's ass while they're passed out drunk actually IS abusive, bordering on "rape". Your mileage may vary.
It was to the cheek, not inside. We're trying to prank you, not give you an infection.That particular one only happened 3 times with my group. Twice to the same dude that kept getting hammered and getting handsy with people. The third one was agreed upon before the party as "first one to pass out with shoes on gets the mayo condom". Worst that usually happened was us "annoying but not harmful" like "new hairstyle with excessive hair spray" (no scissors) or "how many things can we stack on you".
They cover the radio part, he could be sober and still not know. He probably is drunk, but it's a bad test. It's also generally a bad idea to question cops and not do exactly as they say, no matter how stupid their requests are.
Ok, swap out cops for bouncers then, everything that applied to cops will apply to bouncers in this scenario, since refusing them would guarantee no entry. Probably an even higher risk of violence with bouncers, still visibly drunk though.
NSFW I'd have guessed bouncers as well and the barrier between them supports that. The company/e-mail on the barrier suggests it's probably a nightclub:
supervillin
Ma'am this is a Wendy's
ActualZedAxial
Yes
TheRedBaron8
That's good.
Puchonson
JKGoose
Legally, you can refuse a breathalyzer test. You will be arrested, but another more accurate test will be administered.
Always refuse a road sobriety test. They are not accurate because it's up to the officer to make a judgment call. Especially, if by chance, you have an accute inner ear issue.
2old4
She's pretty.
wambu
https://imgur.com/kermit-responds-to-leaked-celeb-photos-iIZ4sIi
UltimateLuki
BadAsprin
YES
5ing
Not sure the context, but generally speaking, yes
ConfederacyOfDunces
It's a cop asking her to do a breathalyzer. The context is in the gif.
somethingsomethingwittyhere
rshewmaker6
I got two traffic tickets once. One was for speeding and the other was for, quote, I didn't like the way you were speeding.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
...yes
mrnomoniker
Sushi Glory Hole
raiker333
Hear us out!
mrnomoniker
Where you goin?
phoony
SnoopyDancing
she's classy
spitfires2000
The 'police' followed her into her back yard parking spot?
hyptosis
Well it's a joke someone made so....
HearMeFart
Do you go to the movies and stand up and shout "guys, this shit is fucking staged!" as Arnold shoots the other terminator in the face?
spitfires2000
If the background obviously didn't match like it did here: yes!
pr3viso
LoL
dtallen243
Always
deetatron
TurdBurglar3000
Laf
GrammarAndPunctuationNazi
Lvl30BlackDude
Hol up
VodkaReindeer
greggor
Roboalec
...kinda want to know the sauce
Radix865
"Angel's Stroke 38 Okuchishibori", or 50787
Lurch1911
.
Malak224
thebowlllama
.
Roboalec
Thank you
hyptosis
ElbowDeepInYou
*internet hug*
dedthingy
Same bro
RexNihil
Same, bro.
sittingfarawayfromtheworld
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
This is not what I mean when I say I want to be sucked off
Medellei
It looks funny but don't do this. You can collapse someone's lungs.
7YearsALurker
And cut their lips
And smash their teeth
bhifi
Yeah, but more concerned about that first one
KnifeKnut
The first rule of pranking is confuse, don't abuse. The second rule is don't fuck with people who are asleep.
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KnifeKnut
The second rule is for people who don't understand the first
StevieTheAussie
Depends on your generation I think. Getting a dick drawn on your face when you pass out at a party etc was common practice.
Though I do support the idea of just don’t fuck with people who’re asleep.
Except maybe stacking things on their head without waking em up etc.
HandoB4Javert
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
So we allowing blackface again?
WhyMustIBeLikeThis
Only if you're a mother.
WhatTheHellIsGoingOnBob
Wife's in for shock when wakes up...
JaceTiger
House rules for drinking/parties: "you pass out with your shoes on, you're fair game." (*Does not include abusive "pranks" but you might end up with a condom full of mayo stuck to your butt)
Nateinthewild
Call me old fashioned, but inserting something into someone's ass while they're passed out drunk actually IS abusive, bordering on "rape". Your mileage may vary.
JaceTiger
It was to the cheek, not inside. We're trying to prank you, not give you an infection.That particular one only happened 3 times with my group. Twice to the same dude that kept getting hammered and getting handsy with people. The third one was agreed upon before the party as "first one to pass out with shoes on gets the mayo condom". Worst that usually happened was us "annoying but not harmful" like "new hairstyle with excessive hair spray" (no scissors) or "how many things can we stack on you".
Shadowspawn1115
To not in
LadyHowler
While I don't disagree. They said stuck. As in outside giving the illusion something happened.
justplainvanilla
CertifiedBonerDonor
Anyone got the video of the oldman who takes the breathalyzer and tries to drink from it
peregrinus19
NinetiesBoomer
you muppet!
hyptosis
You're pisst!
DonutTramp
They cover the radio part, he could be sober and still not know. He probably is drunk, but it's a bad test. It's also generally a bad idea to question cops and not do exactly as they say, no matter how stupid their requests are.
Gerdwo
If you don’t question authority, you’ve already given it away.
pstride846
These guys are bouncers, and they dont have to let you in. They don't need a reason. They are being nice compared to a lot of doormen.
DonutTramp
They are indeed, it's still a stupid test since the guy had absolutely nothing to gain by refusing.
Somnipresent
A bouncer's job is to not let in people who are too pissed. He's not far off shitfaced.
Monkeyspearfish
They're not cops.
Vatafeo
And it's not the US
DonutTramp
Not everyone you disagree with is from the US, I sure as hell am not.
DonutTramp
So what are they?
Gerdwo
Paid security
SalmonTheWise
Probably bouncers/event security and are denying him entry.
DonutTramp
Ok, swap out cops for bouncers then, everything that applied to cops will apply to bouncers in this scenario, since refusing them would guarantee no entry. Probably an even higher risk of violence with bouncers, still visibly drunk though.
IMarkEverythingISayAsNSFWBecauseModsDontKnowWhatMatureMeans
NSFW I'd have guessed bouncers as well and the barrier between them supports that. The company/e-mail on the barrier suggests it's probably a nightclub: