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LiillooDallasMultipass
boomdiddley
Man you forgot the sleepy chicken!
Krashtestdummy
Rusarules
r/shittyfoodporn
ladyfirewitch9000
#12 as this appears to be a cake of Midwestern sushi, I don't see the problem, and would totally accept this for a birthday
coothlesscthulhu
I see that you're also a person of exquisite tastes.
MCNewYorkLives
#2 as bad as this looks, it's just a more complex corn dog, which is godly. So maybe this is good
jonReremy9669
#3 would a hilarious prank. just add green food dye to regular mash potatoes, and put a bunch of monster cans around the bowl of mashed potatoes.......
HighMagosSquidward
There's no rational reason for most of these to be disgusting, but they are.
FragileDonkey
Thanks. I hate it.
daychilde
#12 hang on, that is pickle sushi and it is delicious. Ham, cream cheese, wrapped around a pickle and sliced. Tasty and legit
MyCommentsUsuallyHaveTypos
My favorite snack growing up was literally a pickle rolled in cheap ham I slathered cream cheese on.
Evo435
#14 I was not aware that fanta was juice in other countries instead of flavored soda.
CloseupCaptionReaction
#6 why tho?
jonReremy9669
#13 is literally what ranch dressing tastes like...
Pilgrymm
MyPowerLiesInMyBookshelf
ConsumerOfStories
#15 ...I do not see the issue.
Slaughterloo
*Strawberry* cream cheese
Abersade
It may not be for everybody, but I think the flavors here could work. I'd definitely try it.
ALLCAPSROCK
SmashySashimi
#6 Worst part is that stuff dries out so quickly. It will be hell.
jaggcomputing5
My, that was a wild ride. As a former chef, blech. But as someone with a sense of humour, blech. Well done. A spectacular chunderama of bad taste. I salute you.
flexstar
Harryteeters
n0d2ablindh0rs3
animatronicChristmasChickens
#2 this one doesn't actually look that bad. Franks in cornbread. It's basically corn-dogs with a different form factor
Theg00dshepard
Most of these are wtf, but #6, that #6 will get you straight up done in a very bad way. 15yrs from now there’ll still be finding lil bits
DarkBusterBaron
I would say the ant problem would be awful but they would die of diabetes.
FishieStardust
"Move out and pay for the cleanup, or die and your life insurance gets used for it." Those should be the options
kojenk
"We brought you into this world and now we're taking you out of it"
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtzimisce
I was curious & looked this one up. It's pretty recent off tiktok & apparently they covered all the surfaces in cling wrap before nutting to make for easy clean up with no damage.
ToasterDent
NerveStruck
I thought the "get you straight up done" and the "there'll still be finding lil bits" were referring to the person that did that, not the Nutella.
Theg00dshepard
dogfavoriter
#6 this one needs a part 2. Did the kid have to clean it up? Did they just move? What was their punishment? Are they allowed out of their room yet?
LAMovieDesign
…are they alive?
MelismaGoodberry
So much girl dinner here
ForGondor
What a horrible day to have eyes.
Shickzilla
2 & 8 aren't that bad. I'd eat the hell out of 2.
MCNewYorkLives
#2 is just a more complex corn dog. In fact, I think I HAVE eaten that (albeit with chopped hotdogs and not one just lays on top)
jonReremy9669
i too eat the #2
Shickzilla
rulerofthedingdongs
Right? Looks awesome.
ToasterDent
#2 with gravy, and/or bbq sauce tho?
Shickzilla
BBQ sauce and butter. The mushroom gravy is a weird way to go
Sereh
Corn Dog Loaf
circlebreaker
unclefatty
why did they have to put (pictured opposite)? who the fuck is make'n that recipe wondering "hhhmm, if i only knew what it was gonna look like..."
Grateful42
TychoTheMad
Fried sushi is a thing, apparently. I haven't tried it, because it seems suspicious. But it is a thing I've seen. Deep fried nori is actually pretty good, so I guess it's a possibilty.
toast667
Ar that point isn't it less sushi and more fried rice=fish rolls?
CraftyGiant
Nah its more like they tempura batter slices of rolled sushi its a fast fry, the inside doesn't change much.
BobHubert
/gallery/vOhS4wl this is what I figured out last night
Captaincuttlefish
I am appalled at the treatment of the sushi, I bet that does taste good though
Risingnapkin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP0IdWoB70Q
harmlesspotato
Fried rice, fish, and msg? Hell yeah