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ThreeDogKnight
Step 1: Be in the company of people that send or receive nudes to begin with.
mofreckle
So if I repost nudes with my own watermark people will think I'm a legend. A creepy legend.
beerbatteredkush
And that would change what once they are released?
dogerecords
Nude your watermarks with the person's leak you're naming to so if you ever get sent you know who dit it
BergVonDinkle
Or just live a life that doesn't involve using electronics to send pics of your genitalia. Nah way too complicated.
unclegrampy
Send them to me ,I will keep them safe.
Quaxx
Send nudes pls! I don't care if watermarked or not.
Blahblahblagh
The plz makes you sound desperate bro... Just looking out for you
BigsMcLargeHuge
Oh great! Porn with black censorship bars only covering up water marks.... that's my fetish!
baldewok
I have my own mail server and I give separate mails to each person. When I receive spam I know exactly who leaked my mail.
betterave
Something level something Asian.
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Easily removed with basic Photoshop skills. So I suggest marking it very discretely so it goes unnoticed. Or a secondary discreet mark.
ISeeAnApple
Thats a repost
Blamblam101
Watermark your body so you know it's your body.
smashpro1
Or at least don't back them up on the cloud.
GeminiMax
Fuck that. Im old. I gotta reuse my dick pics
N0ledge
or don't send nudes
928494938483929
Damnit.....wish I read this like 5 minutes sooner
mookiedoi360
It takes seconds and no experience to remove watermark
notme222
The one time I sent a dick pic was by request, and then I found out she showed her friends. She said "It's normal, we always do."
aftersweat
Can you show an example?
MmmCookiePoops
Heres a rule: If you think you cant trust them, dont send them. Even if you do there are too many cases of "My phone was stolen, Im sorry"
grandmaBates
This quote originally came from Toulouse-Lautrec.
Gilgamech
Upvote-and-forget.
TheUsernameFormerlyKnownAs
Use two watermarks - one obvious, the other not (like specific pixel colours) so if the obvious one is edited out you can still ID it.
pixarpizza
White text in excel. I catch my guides being copied easily.
PoppinLochNessHopster
I fail to see the point of the fake watermark. Do you think they see an image with no watermark and go "there must be a hidden watermark" ?
thetonestarr
I'd just put the watermarks in different places for each person I send to. Then the part of the photo that's photoshopped tells who leaked.
RoseFaery
I was gonna say put it in a specific place, like top left corner, bottom left corner, but hidden is good, too
neddyhill
or.. hear me out, don't send them in the first place.
Sgtstinkfinger
Shhh don't tell them the secret.
rosiethereaver
or....hear me out, do what you want!
kiddub
Just don't send nudes. I've never been impressed with a nude I've sent, and I don't really remember the ones I've received, but it only
kiddub
Takes one.
arebenji
If i put someone else name on my nudes, you're right, they'd never see the light of day lest someone think the person in the pic was them.
arebenji
suddenly my self-esteem has dropped by 15 points. Ah! Just another perfect day on imgur .
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
That's...actually quite clever.
AshmoreXII
unless they crop the watermark....
thdudedude
It was the first time it was posted on here
wyatt8740
the problem is that watermarks kill boners
ebap
I mean tho how many nudes people be sending??? I send dick picks to one person and if they got out I'd know. maybe just tone it down ho?
TheStoneMask
Idk, me and my gf spent a summer apart and sent each other over a thousand nudes each in ~3 months
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TripleKitten
Yes
DancingBehindTheSpotLight
msa011
... You don't?
HowWasThisUsernameNotTaken
ImOldGregMotherLicker
ShuttDHellup
Or just don't send anything over the internet that you don't want public
tooomanysteves
What about text?
AnewBadlyPhotoshopedNothing
That's an ugly speaking
LukeNukeEm
Exactly. Show them a Polaroid!
thatsmynametoo
You've never been in a long distance relationship before, have you?
IHaveToPeePee
Nah I prefer my Asians in the kitchen or on TV
Rengii
what thats crazy
horrocj1
How about don't be a dick.
ROBOTvsMAN
BramStocker
people are retarded
proletariatblues
What's the safest way to ski? Don't ski.
TimeToPie
What do I do with my skis now?
Tilted9000
Pizza.. French fry.. Pizza.. French fry..
tylor
Don't takes pics or vids of anything you don't want public... unless they will never reside on any device with internet access.
nero4ty2
Even then there can be risk, like when I was digitizing my wife's old dance videos and found her sisters sex tape
Trip91
Go on...
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
True. But even so, it's always nice to be able to trace back whoever broke your trust.
causality
Wouldn't you know who you sent it to anyway?
wartoaster
Same idea: fill out forms with unique fake names and keep track of who's selling your data to advertisers when those names are in spam email
betterave
I like this.
skellington01
Just add a '+' after your gmail username (instead of op@gmail you can have op+WHATEVER@gmail, it will work).
wartoaster
Really!
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Yup, I use it a lot. If your address is '[email protected]' you can also add . anywhere in the first part, like 'ex.ample@' or 'ex.am.ple@'