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Jan 27, 2018 3:50 AM
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Zreen
I told the President to be professional. Then the WH told me the President was Donald Trump.
HodgeNPodge
I really hope the dad was fucking with you because I know I would do the same if I saw the chance.
DudgeJredd
Still shouldnt be running around, unless you work at Gymboree.
Notcredibleyet
Maybe if the kid didn’t run he might still have his arms
Whatyouregonnawannado
Why'd you telk him that in the first place?
Vacationdad
I took a kids toy away once and said he could get it back when his dad picked him up totally forgot his dad had offed himself week before
PhilKenSebban
OP right after
Ifyoucandodgeawrenchyoucandodgeaball
I wonder how often he falls off a swing
NotJimi
TheMershedPerderder
"Well, good job not running around with arms in your shirt on account of...you ...not having any."
Germhole
Some handy information... oh wait
BunnyBeard
Fore warned is fore armed
twodumbthumbs
Where do you work that hires amputee children?
NachoPete
Do you work at a pool?
AtsaMattaForYou
Is that Bob?
boogertown
HAHAHAHAHA
burntcustard
An armless mistake to make
SongieBirb
SpecialAgentCharlesCarmichael
Kid had it coming.
NotThatToilet
Yeesh.... damn
SuperGeniusPS
Sounds like the kids personality was disarming...
Splort2000
PWNED!
egm813
@op now we need to start a club.
TheBadDad
Matt! Or Art. Or skip. Or sandy. Or stu.
minc3r
DevilDisowned
Fending off the anime invasion of Earth
Unverified
Yeah, but it'd be cooler if he did
imacmadman
BusterFurman
dengarsdingus
I'd say you really put your foot in your mouth, but I'm afraid you might not have any legs.
MyAnacondaDontWantNoneUnlessYouGotPunsHun
I find this highly offensive, as someone who doesn't have a mouth.
Xanthx
ConveyEmotionsViaGifs
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
TheRicM
“If the show fits, eat it”
IshartedOnce
AAAend
I was going to give you the Leo DiCaprio cheers gif for that comment, but now I'm afraid you might have alcohol problems.
DwightKSchrute69
Netskimmer
you did nothing wrong. Kid shouldn't be running in a place of business, especially if he has no way to break his fall...
merlinious
He has a perfectly good face to break his fall, though he should know to roll over the shoulder...
mritty
Why do you assume it was “a place of business”? @OP might work at a state park.
Netskimmer
OP said "at eork" but really, warning him wasn't a bad thing regardless of where they were.
mritty
Yes, “at work”. You have no idea where she works. And why? Why couldn’t the kid have fun like that? What’s the harm?
Netskimmer
As I said, it was sound advise regardless of where they were OP was worried the the kid wouldn't be able to catch himself if he fell.
mritty
So what? So the kid falls. Kids fall. They get up, and they run again. Let kids be kids. Stop trying to take their fun away
sitabreeza
I saw someone on Halloween with an eye patch. Told him he had a cool costume. He told me it was't a costume.
o4kill
Hmph. If I had to wear an eye patch regularly I'd hope I was chill enough to go in with a kickin' pirate costume every chance I could
NachoPete
"I guess you're not very fucking cool then."
sitabreeza
I shoulda said that!!!
NachoPete
<3 hindsight?
adriedupoldprune
Wouldn't he just be cool though? Rather then the costume being cool.
NachoPete
Cool people don't make things awkward.
adriedupoldprune
Kids always make things awkward though.
sitabreeza
He wasn't a kid :( and neither was I :(
NachoPete
Not the cool kids.