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jmoney3stax
Don't go...
CigarsAndWhiskey
They didn't even want to get married, he just rounded them up and said "come on, we're doing this, don't make it wierd."
Beeseik
Okay sure that's a bad side of it, but let's not forget that Biden drafted the NDAA as it is today.
iamMrG
Gay
IgnatiusJReilly2601
We're witnessing the devolution of western society.
lenomdeplume
Also trading a Pres who supports NASA 4 one who believes the Moon landing was faked. Seriously....
CannibalisticVegan
He plans to run on 2020.
SomeCrazyNerd
I really really hope he does and wins.
MrAwesomesauce101
Hopefully he can pick up the pieces after 2020.
Mrginger128
Kinda gotta applaud Trump for the strategy in his choice. Can't impeach him if you're replacing him with a fucking monster.
hottpunkchick
I doubt that's why he chose Pence... if anything, he chose him bc he's more respected by republicans and republican leadership.
Mrginger128
I wouldn't be surprised if it was a mix of the two tbh.
alsoAzrael
Republican leaders seem to like Pence more than Trump. If anything, this will make him more likely to be impeached, not less.
Lexotron
I know they say married couples start to look like each other, but I've seen twins who look less alike than these guys.
imnicetopeopleontheinternet
Biden accidentally said his own name. The gays in the photo are Brian and Brian.
JunkMonk
What if they arent actually gay, just complete narcissists
1833YatYas
This is almost a lemon party.
KobeBurger
CloroxPlease
That's gay
reportsgonewild
I'd marry a dude if Biden was presiding.
constamoz
I thought Joe Biden was already married...
AnythingMuchShorter
He should gay marry as many people as he can in whatever room is going to be Mike Pence's office, then leave a group photo of the couples.
wonder89
Except for Peter Thiel. Trump has given him a heavenly exemption.
SomeCrazyNerd
Pence is the problem. Trumo was a registered Dem. He doesn't care about gays. He's said as much that he's fine with it.
percivaldanvers
Trump's pretty okay with gays. I really don't think he gives a shit about that issue at all.
SpiderDetective
Oh Pence will do a gay wedding too. He'll just put both members in chairs with metal caps. His whole process is quite shocking.
wysm
Mike "AC/DC for LGBT" Pence. Mike "Deus Volt" Pence. Mike "Gamma Ray the Gay Away" Pence.
lenomdeplume
And he hates Pizza.....and ping pong.
MrPredator
Naw, what gets me is that Bannon guy. That's where the real party starts.
thaumatropes
I am sick over the fact that Bannon is in such a position right now and almost no Republicans have the balls to call it out. Cowards.
sorosfieldops
Why would they call out a guy that says stuff they agree with.
MrPredator
They pretty much don't care whose dick they suck as long as its good enough to give them what they want.
OldIronSides1st37th
The Property Brothers finally got married?
theblackcanaryyy
Was literally wondering why Biden was marrying them and thought I had been mistaken about them being related.
corgisonstilts
So I'm an idiot. I didn't realize they were twins until about three years in
UptownFunkgotmeLockedOutOfHeavenwitha24kMagicGrenade
I'm lost, did you think it was one guy doing everything? Or never saw them together so never saw them as twins?
corgisonstilts
I knew it was two, but didn't think they looked at all alike. I still don't. It's like Clark Kent and super man. They look nothing alike.
FightnDoug
CanTunaPiano
haha ol' creepy uncle joe at it again http://imgur.com/r3yNOYK
wysm
DE LEET THISSS!!11!1! Also there's a few other vids you've missed, he's done this quite a bit. Disturbing.
tarataqa
I'd bang him.
smitmp02
Stop
asspickle
You stop fuck face
uvwaexx
Are these really "creepy"?
mooselikestoparty
"staffers" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
SamAncell
When Obama and Biden leave the white house will they have to change their Twitter handles
ITSDOWNTONABBEYNOTDOWNTONBABBY
Nupe! Presidents and Vice Presidents are still called by their titles after they've left office.
GenderNeutralDude90
Wait... He's married to two dudes?? Unreal.
Kiore
I'm queer as a $3 bill, I also think it's an interesting intellectual exercise to genuinely try and find a basis for their beliefs.
Newthoenikker
So it's just an intellectual exercise for you? Why do you then assume these other people should treat you being gay as anything more than a
Kiore
If I didn't have empathy, I wouldn't be trying to understand things from their perspective instead of assuming its personal. :)
Newthoenikker
Simple mental exercise of understanding? If you can't have empathy for your enemies, why should they have any for you?
alsoAzrael
The basis is that republican voters respond strongly to certain things and if you do too then you get power and recognition.
Kiore
Right but why people would respond so strongly, what could motivate it, what could justify it, etc. We queers /do/ buck social trends. <1>
Kiore
Naturally I think those social trends are better off changing, but my social advancement is another's social collapse.
alsoAzrael
Not really, but it feels that way to others. People measure themselves against other people, so if you come up then they think they are...
alsoAzrael
...being pulled down instead.
AphroditesDimples
Only if they need absolute hegemony in their society. Same thing as white nationalists saying PoC simply existing is social collapse.
Kiore
Yeah. It's social change and either view is correct depending on how you're impacted by the things changing. At the end of it all no one <1>
danishjuggler21
It was entertaining to listen to transcripts of the Supreme Court case. The anti-gay side's lawyer's arguments were so lame.
Kiore
Right-- because ultimately, it's not really about the gays. They represent something, or they've become associated with something, that <1>
Kiore
Yup. Ultimately, it's not really about the gays. They represent something, or they've become associated with something, that is personal <1>
Kiore
to their own well-being.
AGenerationLost
https://www.google.com/amp/amp.timeinc.net/time/4406337/mike-pence-gay-rights-lgbt-religious-freedom/ - Sauce
WumbologyPHD
god that Pence pence political add
tylerbroski
(1/X) If anyone is curious as to what the entire quote he says in his speech is: "And let me say empathetically that this debate today is
tylerbroski
(2/X) not about discrimination. I believe that if someone chooses another life-style than I have chosen, that is their right in a free
tylerbroski
(3/X) society. But tolerance does not require that we permit our courts to redefine an institution upon which our society depends. Marriage
tylerbroski
(4/X) matters, according to the researchers. Harvard sociologist Pitirim Sorokin found that throughout history, societal collapse was always
tylerbroski
(5/X) brought about following an advent of the deterioration of marriage and family."
Bojangles157
+ another 1 for fact checking. The internet needs more of this
imgurisEasilyOffended
Obama voted against gay marriage in 2012. People change their stances all the time, especially politicians with their own agendas.
CitizenDickbag
This is so incorrect it's laughable. Obama was president in 2012. How could he "vote against" anything? That's not what the President does.
SomeCrazyNerd
Onama was never anti-gay though. And Pence has had ample opportunity to get better. He hasn't.
imgurisEasilyOffended
I don't like Pence or Obama or Trump, but I would call voting against gay marriage "anti-gay."
SomeCrazyNerd
Really? I mean he campaigned for civil unions.
CitizenDickbag
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_policy_of_Barack_Obama#LGBT_issues <--not an "anti-gay" record by an stretch of the imagination.
CitizenDickbag
Again, Obama NEVER "voted against" gay marriage. You have no idea what you're talking about.
asspickle
it's a little rude to call to gay dudes "staffers" right?
scilia
It is rude to call them stuffers
RockmyJohnson
"Stuffers"
PAPASQUATT
Two'
ObviousObservationMan
Thank you
ontopofspaghetti
Sometimes only one is the staffer.
ZOMGNO
OMFG. I literally didn't get that for the longest time. +1, dude, +1
TayTay051
My friend still doesn't get it. You should explain it to him
CrosswalkNinja
.
ZOMGNO
Um, I assumed a crude meaning. As in, men have... staffs... (penises...)
lau8ht3r
Only if they're at half mast.
DoublevBomb
It's all about context and tone, really. It's actually a good sign if they're both vers.
tencentparadigm
no no it's okay now, it's being reclaimed, kind of like 'queer'
supremepooperscooper
I got really sad after reading this post, but this comment made me feel better.
amynanamouse
Their popularity is rising in the polls.
UnnecessaryExposition
Their poles are rising due to popularity?
Goose1981
Amazing. Love it. :-D
DickPicEnthusiast
I've been called way worse.
PornHubOfficial
Like what?
DickPicEnthusiast
No sense reliving old miseries. Imgur is my happy place.
OohReilly
User name on point
Falos
If I someday call you faggot it's because you're OP. Or a newfag. Or an oldfag. Or a moving typing pile of sticks. Bit of a lame superpower.
DickPicEnthusiast
I've been called worse by far better people ;)
Falos
You seem like a coolfag. Not necessarily a cool fag. Waitasec I just figured out your post. Like, five minutes later. I'm out of my league.
DickPicEnthusiast
Damn right, I'm a major-league fag. Speaking of major-league, I should get back to dreaming of locker rooms.
ForTheSlowPeople
What are you, Gay or something?
DickPicEnthusiast
I'm the gayest.
imawreck
DickPicEnthusiast
How should we decide this matter?
SomeCrazyNerd
Oi, fight me! That's ny title!
DickPicEnthusiast
I'm a lover, not a fighter. And the gayest. Fly like a butterfly, suck dick like OP's mom!
erdan999
Quick, were do I favourite a comment!
Chivaxsienpre209
Damn "staffers" always pushing their staff agenda on all of us...
adeepermystery
They'll staff you longtime.
pantstastrophy
Funniest comment I've read today +1
GiantButtHead
I mean they do like handling staffs, don't they?
IfAryaDiesWeRiot
Well played.
00000042
In the Philippines it is
Yaxism
Can you explain? For a friend...
ZOMGNO
Staff is a word for a long wooden pole..... think a little dirty
azazyel
You know he'll do your wedding too, he only charges $20 and an ice cream cone
Fancyrobot101
Seriously?!
joelnolife
Aaaaaaaand that's my new phone wallpaper. Thanks fam ;) +1
TeriffiedTurnips
This is the background to my phone
orangedoorhinge
i'm not gay but $20 is $20
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
If you pay extra, he'll even point at you for four seconds.
justaguess
joe looks like a biter, watch out.
MarlenaWatches
He got two crisp tenners and an icecream coooone.....
hellocupcake
I sang this to Beck's "Where It's At"
MarlenaWatches
You got it!! That makes me ridiculously happy.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
He gives no fucks and he's talking on his phonnnne!
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
straight fuckin BALLIN
Tripletsonmonday
"Beer me that ice cream"
tarataqa
sweet!
Zixtank
His name is Joe Biden and he loves ice cream.
OhHowTheTurntablesHave
Waffle cone or he walks.
DarkAbria
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
JB in 2020
IronBruh
Yeah! JACK BLACK 2020
FirstClassTicketToHell
Why not both?
Darkspire
Has to be grape flavored ice cream though
manyhappyreturn
Golden.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Why is Joe Biden so fucking cool?
SSgtObvious
Its the sun glasses!
DarthDeadpool
And that's coming from Hitler. Do you know it's reliable
CreepyPhlox
He literally hit the jackpot...be obama's hype man for 8 years. Boom! Has accomplished nothing else haha.
MoreCowBellBaby
Why are you getting down voted.... Your not wrong. I dont know if I have heard of him doing anything really legit.
CreepyPhlox
I was making a joke and the bandwagon got butthurt. The same joke on Joe has been made before on Imgur but my timing was off.
MoreCowBellBaby
I feel you. I legit don't know of much he has done tho
killerjerick
So because you, who've done no prior research, have never heard of him doing anything, it must mean it's true? -.-
MoreCowBellBaby
If one has to do lots of research, IMO as a position as high as VP, to find something major, with as much media we have, he hasn't done much
mattdubois
The world has been shifty to him which makes him more bad ass. I think I will miss him as much as Barry :(
Verldemert
Well, maybe you won't miss him for too long.. Biden 2020!
mattdubois
Him and Michel on the ticket would be gold
whatupmyknitters
except he'll be 80 then :/ so probably not
thejewishdorne
77 actually
Verldemert
The man has gone through hell and back several times. He's not gonna let some tiny detail like age stop him.
Sitraka
....heu...who is barry ? Barry white ? (and yeah it's not a joke...really who is barry ?)
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
Barry is black, actually.
clancysmum
Barry O'Bama. Black Irish president
tenderape
http://images.gawker.com/18k2u5yhgp7kbpng/original.png
mattdubois
This guy
Sitraka
wait a sec..that's Barack not barry !! Damn it i thought i missed something but ok you called Barack Obama Barry ^^
Cryolith
Not sure why the downvotes. This is factually accurate. He actually used the phrase "societal collapse" in reference to gay marriage.
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
I downvoted this post because it isn't funny, interesting, or artistic.
boxxtinn
Same re: this comment.
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
http://imgur.com/dr6xrVu
Inthewayandout
Hahaha downvotes???? Imgur is a Bernie shrine, filled with pro choice pro poc pro lgbtq. The math don't add up fam???
Ewoutvhw
Mike Pence should take a look at the Dutch society. As liberal on this topic as it gets and no collapse in sight.
Rovenlock
People of a certain intellect have a habit of ignoring facts
yaz0916376
yes
garrettIRL
because we live in a post-fact world, duh.
dontyoudarereadthisusername
People are downvoting bc they're scared
retodd
Actually..."trading" is absolutely inaccurate.
Elroydb
I think its more Biden's political career is very long and has bad things IE bragging that the Patriot Act was based on his legislation
lifeisapicnic
Well, he's not wrong. We got marriage equality and now pence is going to make society collapse
seoulfoundation
dat self-fulfilling prophecy tho
tentaclefriendly
(And blame it on the gays)
sillybananas
omg ha
IWasInThePool
Mind (and dicks) blown.
ButterfaceTaintClown
Shots (and dicks) fired.
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
lozeldatkm
That's not Billy Joe Armstrong, is it?
OneHitlerPerDayKeepsTheJewsAway
the perfect reaction
lozeldatkm
Fawndler
SomeCrazyNerd
Sign me up!
spiffylookingnerfherder
I was about to post something similar, then I saw yours. Good work.
DorthLous
Yup. At least Trump is very much pro gay marriage. Just gotta make sure he doesn't die during the 4 years, I guess.
CitizenDickbag
No, he isn't. He openly courted anti-gay forces in the campaign and alluded to appointing justices to overturn marriage equality.
DickPicEnthusiast
Technically you just have to make sure that he doesn't die alone. Aaaaaand we're on a list.
DickPicEnthusiast
Fuck it, if this gets the NSA's attention, maybe they can share their massive collection of dick pics with me.
GogglesGreek
No, he's not. He has said multiple stances, but usually said "states should have decided". Which means "let the anti-gays deny gays rights."
ThatEdward
Not sure if pro. Isn't he on record saying both 'I think it's disgusting' and 'I'd strongly consider hiring people that'd work against it'?
DorthLous
I took it from http://slatestarcodex.com/2016/11/16/you-are-still-crying-wolf/
GogglesGreek
Yeah, that means absolutely nothing coming from someone who so casually and frequently lies like Donald.
ThatEdward
Hm. So, he held a flag upside down at one point, and that's reason to predict he and his people will not work against gay marriage?
RenderThyme
It's that "silent majority" you heard about...
jbak1972
Have your opinions ever evolved or changed? It appears that quote is from 2006. Not saying his have but come on.
GogglesGreek
He's literally said nothing to apologize or show his stance has changed. He supported the "let businesses discriminate against gays" bill.
Cryolith
Point made, but you're talking about the guy who believes blatant discrimination is a religious right, and passed laws to enforce it.
AGenerationLost
He's the same man who signed an LGBT discrimination bill bill into last year and is an outspoken critic of LGBT equality
jbak1972
You act like he can make unilateral decisions for the whole country.
jbak1972
Signing a bill. So it passed the state legislature in other words? Better add them to your list as well.
AGenerationLost
I do.
Ellimem
He acted like that was a tough thing for you to do. Oh no, add more pieces of shit to my list of pieces of shit.
AGenerationLost
And he called the marriage equality ruling last June a disappointment
jbak1972
It is too bad there can only ever be a single 'correct ' view of the world.
Moonset
I know! Black guys seem so sure when they say "I don't want to be a slave." Why can't they be as nuanced as JBak?
Cryolith
This isn't about who's view is correct. It's about ramming one minority view down the throats of everybody else.
BecauseDogsDie
I may have misinterpreted your comment... but how is gay marriage being deemed constitutional shoving it down people's throats?
RPhilbin83
I don't condone that type of speech whatsoever, but everyone forgets that Hillary was completely against gay marriage not too long ago
CitizenDickbag
So? If people weren't allowed to change their minds, we'd have no progress at all. Pence is STILL a douchenozzle about it.
GogglesGreek
False equivalence. She supported civil unions, then came around and supported marriage equality. Pence still thinks gays need to be 'cured'.
RPhilbin83
Yeah I agree with what you're saying about pence and obviously find it ridiculous. However I did see a video taken from around '05 (1/2)
RPhilbin83
I believe where she was outright asked if she believed in marriage equality and flat out responded "no." I wonder if I could find it (2/2)
GogglesGreek
"Oh, I have the same position on gays marrying Obama/Clinton had" line's a fallacy. They weren't the same, & now they support equality.
RPhilbin83
I am 100% for gay marriage. My only point is that at one time, Hillary did not feel that way. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL89ga0nDMA
ProgressPanda
A lot of people here are just sick and tired of posts about American politics, especially anything related to the election.
TheDudeThatIsMo
Me, I'm just sick and tired of being sick and tired.
lifeisapicnic
Everyone I know that is saying they're sick and tired of it are probably people that this presidency won't really impact anyway.
aselfdefeatingattitude
http://imgur.com/YzGhSRN this goes for basically every person who is facing social issues because of this bullshit.
Subsound
I am too, but being sick and tired doesn't mean it's less important.
DougForcett
This. If you aren't from America and don't care, apologies. But this is going to impact us Americans a lot and being informed is important.
Kierbear2g
I'm not from America and I care because they kind of play a huge role in the entire world. It's irresponsible to not care.
Subsound
Frankly, if you care about other people this should be important. Even at least if one expects others to help or care about them
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Exactly. Whatever country you're from, any nation's leaders with views like Pence's should be of concern to us all.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I know this will be downvoted, but homosexuality is biologically defective, which is worse than just affecting society. Technically anyways
V1K1NGFVNERAL
"Biologically defective?" You just made that shit up.
DNArys
Considering the fact that the earth is overpopulated and there are thousand and though and of kinds in the system, I thin gay marriage 1/2
DNArys
*and thousands of kids- I think gay marriage is beneficial to society.
TamponShotgun
How is one person not reproducing bad for the rest of society?
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Obviously I have no problem with homosexuals. I'm just saying it's wrong, lol. By the only standard that matters. Biologically!
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Hehe, am I right or wrong?
Moonset
I'm intrigued. As a biologist, I have no idea what you mean. Evidently homosexuality is having no effect on humanity's success.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Yes, we aren't having population issues. If 10% of the population woke up sterile would that still be good for the population?
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
I already stated I have no issue with homosexuality. We can afford to drop some people. But the point of life is so reproduce
Moonset
If anything there is a correlation with more open homosexuals and higher birth rates.
vegeta420gokublazerbieber
Thst doesn't even make sense. And it's the homophobic groups that have the high birth rates right now. Caucasians are slowing down I thought
UnevenElephant
Maybe some people don't like politics and are just wanting to look at cat pics on the internet
zombiejedediah
We've had gay marriage in Denmark for 25y, and society is completely in ruins. Worse than North Korea, Somalia or Alabama.
Zokalwe
Well, your constitution doesn't make gun a sacred right, therefore yes, Denmark is hell.
NexiKuro
Civil unions* you were the first with those 27 years ago, gay marriage was first legalized in the Netherlands in 2001.
LouBashery
Everybody says so, everyone. Everyone's saying it.
nghtvsion
Bama native sadface: :(
cptnchancey
RTearsR
CephalopodLodge
At least you aren't from Kentucky
nghtvsion
I feel ya there buddy
nghtvsion
AGenerationLost
As a gay guy, I love that people think my boyfriend and I have all this power to take down society
Rymdblomma
One day soon society will fall as the faggots swoop in riding unicorns and shooting rainbows, ending civilization as we know it
plumpark021
All we gay married couples hold the power, I guess ;)
ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
If gays were gone their would be no society. Just undecorated homes with no parties full of people wearing sweats.
MasterWuu
You took our jobs!!!
SunnyDbag
Gaaaaaaaaaayyyyy!!!
AlabasterRed
Yeah, how dare you guys take away the sanctity of my 3rd marriage and 5 kids from different people! /s
crazedandinfused
We all know that gay marriage licenses are written in nuclear code sequences, you're not fooling anybody.
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
if you two try shit i swear to god i fucking punch you guys in your faces!
MrPewpyPants
As a straight man who gets kind of creeped out by gay guys, I would fight for your right if he tried anything.
FatMacAttack
My hubby is creeper out by all of my lgbtq and drag Mama friends, bur you know what? He goes to Pride with me every year and has 1/2
FatMacAttack
Protested for rights right alongside me and has encouraged involving our son to show love matters. It's people who step out of their 2/3
FatMacAttack
Comfort zones and work with us that we need more of. Thank you.
CliffyWeevil
You have a hidden power within. You shall become, the legendary Super Gaiyan.
freneticmango33
God dammit.
SIrEvilMustache
You see Pence, you aren't dealing with the average Gaiyan Warrior anymore.
RobertRussell00
Haha that's a lot of pressure
TerryFoldFlaps
Well... Technically speaking it could, by wiping out reproduction and offspring. BUT every single person would pretty much have to be gay so
TerryFoldFlaps
It's probably not gonna happen anytime soon.
Haxalotl
Is it "technically possible" if it isn't though?
TerryFoldFlaps
Technically speaking.
Sheepyhead
I mean honestly, why would anyone want to piss off people who can cause earthquakes and hurricanes?
MadsDavidNielsen
As a gay guy i can tear the fabric of reality.
Nysarius
If everyone did as you do there would be no humans reproducing on earth. That's where the concern comes in.
FatMacAttack
Not everyone will be born gay, though. Reproduction is safe.
Nysarius
you arent born gay, you are born tabula rasa. you are shaped by your environment, and thats part of who you become.
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
I'm a lesbian and a mother. How come?
Nysarius
adoption... your point
Iwanttoshagjeremyrenner
Y'all some badasses. You wear capes or nah?
MasterWuu
Here here! As a straight guy with no gay friends or relatives I still support your right to live as an equal free human being.
Omann
Yeah u guys are spooky af
LukeIsSkywalking
Lol
Nineteenletterslong
Suiagg
Did you know that every homosexual relationship contains at least two skeletons? Way too spooky.
AGenerationLost
Well we do like to bone
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NotYourAverageOrdinary
I thought it was "Try to look more fabulous, darling." Did I get the wrong info?
JabberwockJedi
The way my uncle explains it, "You are trying to destroy the 'traditional family unit,' which is the foundation of our civilization."
Fawndler
Hes not saying he believes that he's try to answer the question. Stop downvoting
JabberwockJedi
Yeah I was afraid that I might be misunderstood there. I was hoping the quotation marks would help, but I guess I wasn't clear enough.
CalvadosConfiture
I thought that was technology and writing, my bad. Guess it's the "traditional" family unit....
JabberwockJedi
Lol, don't even get the man started on modern technology. I'm pretty sure he wants humanity to go back to living in caves.
CalvadosConfiture
(To your uncle, anyway >>)
JabberwockJedi
To be clear: I don't think that way at all. I'm very pro equal rights. I'm just repeating the words of someone who is anti-gay.
SpeedracerDave
No no it only happens if you and your boyfriend get married, that's when you gain all the power.
EzraFell
Yeah, all that disposable incomes that you guys had will now go into having children like the rest of the poor married schmucks.
AGenerationLost
But we still need all that disposable income for brunch & Broadway shows!
kmikl
Seriously speaking, I know a gay couple that adopted 3 kids: None of them have fabulous wardrobes, but they're all good people.
AntTrapHouse
Those Damn oppressive Broadway shows, keeping the gays down
meowwoofgrr
Broadway shows expensive af
Tonberryc
As a straight guy, I'd like to see them try to take away my mimosas with brunch.
HiImYourDad
Straight male but I'll back you up on that if Pence tries shit.
StephanieWasTheTrueVillainOfLazyTown
You'll back him up, eh? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
cuntimus
I think that's just called being a decent human being Hommie.
racecarbedx
This!!
GrimTuesday
Yay solidarity
HiImYourDad
madetheaccountjustforyou
No you won't, Internet Tough Guy. They come around with police rounding up the gays, you'll say "no homo" and go back inside.
HiImYourDad
Nah, cause everyone deserves equal rights. Sometimes you got to do what you got to do
madetheaccountjustforyou
Yeah, people do. I'm just saying you won't be one of those people.
UMDhockey17
I'm bi so I can take down society as a whole as well as the gay community
TacoMunny
lifeisapicnic
I mean I'm sure you're fabulous and all but not THAT influential
Burritoheart
Wait you don't? You can make fields turn barren tho right? That one I'm pretty sure is true.
zamielvanweber
A friend gave me a poster that says "All I need to do to cause the collapse of society is get gay married?"
largehadroncollisions
I am so impressed that you homosexuals can cause floods and earthquakes! Those are some god-tier powers you have
MediocreWhiteGuy
Have you been listening to Brian Tamaki?
largehadroncollisions
No, sorry, don't know who that is
MediocreWhiteGuy
This leader of church in NZ who after those earthquakes we had a few weeks ago blamed it on the gays, murders and sinners.
RyanKyojiri
as a (single) gay guy, I also love that fact, gay power!
LurkerOfDarkness
You were told at the last meeting not to discuss our world domination plans in public.
WookieWookieWookie
Two penises have way too much power to be together.
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Don't sell yourself short! You just gotta believe in yourself and you can do anything!
guffeluffe
OP is a faggot?
Watea
When OP really is gay
TakWriterOfWorlds
Yeah, but it's true. Just reading that you were gay ruined my own marriage. Imagine the impact you're having everywhere else!!
DiatribeGuy
nilmm
All great conquerors f**ked men: Alexander the Great, Cesar, ... I didn't call they gay because in that time sex wasn't seem like today.
JacksRagingGallbladder
Yeah and look where their societies are now? QED
AGenerationLost
The Greeks and Romans were pretty gay
AGenerationLost
Also, you see the same thing in the military and prison today. Guys have needs and when you're away from woman for so long....
justasomeone
oh the things i have read about the military and rape :( so many men raping other men for a show of "power" and ppl doing nothing to help :(
bradthegeek
The meek shall inherit the earth, but the bottoms shall inherit the girth.
Nuss69er
I love that people think gays will tear the fabric of society, I mean honestly, I don't think gays would tear any kind of fabric
kmikl
I wanted to make a joke about "unless it clashes," and then I remember my gay coworker that mixes plaid and stripes.
Nuss69er
I kinda want to see that to be honest..
kmikl
My phone camera always fucks up trying to take the picture... it's hella busy.
Fawndler
I'm gay and i wear cargo pants and tshirts with puns on them. Style is for people with direction in life.
Tamaska
Fellow gay with the same senses of style and life direction... how's it going
kmikl
Dude, I wanna hang out with you and bitch about my wife... If you're ever out my way, first round of beer (or whatever) is on me.
WhereDidILoseMyPants
Hah! Fabulous comment +1
footfoe
As another gay man I'm happy trump won. The left is backstabbing lgbt people by supporting Islam.
TheGhostofLouReed
The strawman is strong with this one.
AGenerationLost
Also, sorry the left is supporting our constitution and peoples 1st amendment rights
AGenerationLost
What... The left is the biggest supporter of LGBT rights and causes. As a gay man, I support people's right to religion (including Islam)
footfoe
http://imgur.com/user/footfoe/favorites/AEx9v
TyphoonMuscles
According to a commenter on that post, that group is part of an ultra-conservative sect of Islam, hardly representative of all muslims.
Tofubutton
As a gay man...... JK I love vagina
AGenerationLost
Also, the Christian community in this nation has done far worse and is more of a threat than Islam will ever be
iseeyoushiverwithantici
TerryFoldFlaps
Key words "in this nation"
ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
Welcome to Trump's America, where everything's made up and the facts don't matter. *sobs*
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ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
People who didn't pay taxes... you mean people like Donald Trump?
VirginSurgeon
Uh oh! It's happening! Guys it's happening!
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ItsThatDamnHanselHesSoHotRightNow
You mean like the people who he failed to compensate? Or does that fact not matter to you because he's going to be so "great."
seeingsalty
Except his contractors. Y'know, the ones he didn't pay
VirginSurgeon
You mean "Welcome to America, where everything's made up and the facts don't matter."
Kamasu0Tra
Dunno why you are getting downvotes; it's pretty true.
VirginSurgeon
It's just the Hillary supporters. They assume if you don't support Hillary then you must be a Trumper. No thanks. They're both terrible.
Kamasu0Tra
Well, I get why you are getting 'em now I guess.
Anonsy
As a homosexual, I do believe this is going to lead to societal collapse. Undermining traditional western values is like
Anonsy
Chipping away at the foundation of a skyscraper. Eventually, the whole thing is going to collapse if it keeps going this way.
TamponShotgun
Bullshit you're not homosexual. You're probably some angry straight virgin who hates gays so you lie on the internet to smear us.
CitizenDickbag
Well, sadly, you prove some of my fellow gays are incredibly stupid people.
AGenerationLost
You believe you having rights will lead to societal collapse? Also, what are "western values"? Intolerance and inequality?
Anonsy
Religion is a big part of Western civilization, and fucking with major parts of it isn't the way to go about things.
AGenerationLost
So you think slavery should still be legal because that was seen as disturbing a major part of western culture?
Anonsy
Slavery isn't a major part of western culture, it was just a big source of income and an important trade commodity for a few hundred years
TamponShotgun
So you're saying we should have never freed the slaves? Because the south wanted slaves and segregation because it's in the Bible.
AGenerationLost
If disturbing current values isn't the right way to go about things, we'd be a very third world country with limited civil rights for many
Anonsy
These are values we've held for thousands of years, getting rid of them now just to appease a tiny minority of the population is disgusting.
AGenerationLost
Also, this has nothing to do with religion. Marriage is a civil contract. Religions are still free to keep it one man and one woman
Anonsy
Fine, enact law enabling churches to ban homosexuals from marrying in their church. Oh wait, can't do that because it's "discrimination"