Dec 22, 2021 4:20 PM
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PballQhead
It doesn't have to be
ImAD0g
Bc of Asperger's syndrome?
DonaldFuck
everythingthatglitters
I just do a little wiggle
3PiecesOfBread
It’s because you’re supposed to do it like this
ArthurPhillipDent
Wall back while the ball is still rolling. Pro tip
sintares3000
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Hookersandblackjack
Because you threw the game winning ball into the crowd?
sloppygashmeat
Finger guns fix any awkward situation.
Kagenical
"I have so many hands and nothing to do with them" describes doing anything when you've just quit smoking, lol.
OriginalAndWitty
You gotta own it. Walk back like to meant to do whatever you just did. Sell that shit.
sonomarco
Because swinging that heavy ball around has discombobulated your center of gravity.
tinctures
Learn to moonwalk.
deetatron
madeejit
Don't bring the ball back with you. No need to thank me.
ThePhantomPhaltor
Because you don't dance
Inarticulated
Start waving your hand behind your butt when walking back and act like you ripped a bad one
ThickCutDad
I feel awkward the walk up to the throw
manulofdoom
ShooterMcdabbin
Just moonwalk. What do you think the shoes are for.
JerryCan7331
it's like being on a tiny little stage.
HeadTurdL
Just walk back like you own it, queen.
derpdiggins
I always dance my way back
tracereading
Bowl overhand.
irvingb01
Or underhanded like you mean it: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VigorousLastHorsefly-mobile.mp4
sfbiker
To make it less awkward, try jumping down into a somersault and then roll up to your feet, willy wonka style.
RandyTheDancer
Bowling gives me social anxiety.
onceuponatime1881
Cause everyone was just looking at your ass.
VaultGirl69
I know the answer to this, as I have anxiety. It's because other people, including strangers, may be looking at you. I don't like being seen
cozynester
it's only awkward if you don't knock all the pins down
starsky51
I disagree. Bowling a strike leads into the awkwardly smug strut
LeSethX
Especially if you do a celebratory pose before you miss the pins...
FairfaxJack
Or if you knock down the pins in the adjoining lane
UnhelpfulAnswers
Okay you're not making it better
LusciousLucius
Ooooh. You're supposed to knock the pins DOWN? Oh, haha. That's..ah...that's not what I've been doing. I have some apology letters to write.
N0ticeablyFAT
It's like golf, right? Low score wins?
borderlinitely
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
There’s so much happening in this clip...
was not ready for the twist ending ? +1
PGTipsMonkeh
I don't think anyone in this scenario is capable of feeling embarrassment
JahNoodles
The polish the floor so you can moonwalk back to your seat
TheLeanWolf
only with the special shoes
BrontTheGoodBoy
Who's not wearing the special shoes at the bowling alley?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
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bassaro
PballQhead
It doesn't have to be
ImAD0g
Bc of Asperger's syndrome?
DonaldFuck
everythingthatglitters
I just do a little wiggle
3PiecesOfBread
It’s because you’re supposed to do it like this
ArthurPhillipDent
Wall back while the ball is still rolling. Pro tip
sintares3000
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Hookersandblackjack
Because you threw the game winning ball into the crowd?
sloppygashmeat
Finger guns fix any awkward situation.
Kagenical
"I have so many hands and nothing to do with them" describes doing anything when you've just quit smoking, lol.
OriginalAndWitty
You gotta own it. Walk back like to meant to do whatever you just did. Sell that shit.
sonomarco
Because swinging that heavy ball around has discombobulated your center of gravity.
tinctures
Learn to moonwalk.
deetatron
madeejit
Don't bring the ball back with you. No need to thank me.
ThePhantomPhaltor
Because you don't dance
Inarticulated
Start waving your hand behind your butt when walking back and act like you ripped a bad one
ThickCutDad
I feel awkward the walk up to the throw
manulofdoom
ShooterMcdabbin
Just moonwalk. What do you think the shoes are for.
JerryCan7331
it's like being on a tiny little stage.
HeadTurdL
Just walk back like you own it, queen.
derpdiggins
I always dance my way back
tracereading
Bowl overhand.
irvingb01
Or underhanded like you mean it: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/VigorousLastHorsefly-mobile.mp4
sfbiker
To make it less awkward, try jumping down into a somersault and then roll up to your feet, willy wonka style.
RandyTheDancer
Bowling gives me social anxiety.
onceuponatime1881
Cause everyone was just looking at your ass.
VaultGirl69
I know the answer to this, as I have anxiety. It's because other people, including strangers, may be looking at you. I don't like being seen
cozynester
it's only awkward if you don't knock all the pins down
starsky51
I disagree. Bowling a strike leads into the awkwardly smug strut
LeSethX
Especially if you do a celebratory pose before you miss the pins...
FairfaxJack
Or if you knock down the pins in the adjoining lane
UnhelpfulAnswers
Okay you're not making it better
LusciousLucius
Ooooh. You're supposed to knock the pins DOWN? Oh, haha. That's..ah...that's not what I've been doing. I have some apology letters to write.
N0ticeablyFAT
It's like golf, right? Low score wins?
borderlinitely
SerenityBrownCoatLover7
There’s so much happening in this clip...
cozynester
was not ready for the twist ending ? +1
PGTipsMonkeh
I don't think anyone in this scenario is capable of feeling embarrassment
JahNoodles
The polish the floor so you can moonwalk back to your seat
TheLeanWolf
only with the special shoes
BrontTheGoodBoy
Who's not wearing the special shoes at the bowling alley?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
bassaro