SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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Oct 11, 2024 12:17 AM
SlyPhinleyTheFirst
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Obviously stolen because this needs to be shared
Hashbrown123
Nah, at that point my mom's cancer was terminal. I don't want to go through that again.
BarderBetterFasterStronger
Unfortunately climate doom is still inevitable.
stoots24
Plot twist: The Mayans were right.
StrangePaegan
Bowie and Prince are still alive.
RElGNMAN
Invest in 'Toilet Papper Futures'.
revasseur
This guy's taking Roy off the grid!
SteveTheEgg
So it is worth noting that this is as old now as the time gap it originally suggested. I would say nobody to 2018, but the polls seem to contradict that notion.
zqwzzle
You have to save harambe.
LebistusReticulatis
Yes, please!
MickyPain
Crazy that that tweet was before the worst of the last few years even started...
Imadethisaccounttopost
I need to go back to 2005 and fix a mistake that cost me 20yrs of my life, and was recently appealed.
itmightnotbeme
I would take many more screenshots and videos of things in my favourite online game, so when it's shut down years later, I won't need to search the internet for shreds of info for my hobby.
DontTazeMeBrah
Feels like something changed in 2018 (non political, like algos?) that shifted things like 2008, 2001, or COVID but its not talked about like the others.
chewingoncat
I’ll be on the first plane to wohan and killing that lab
ethajn
The best proof that we don't live in a simulation is that we haven't reverted to a save point.
JumpTheCheeseburger
And Harambe is alive and well.
youareagreatguybut
Keep in mind that it was written in 2018. Dude had no idea what was coming.
ArdentSlacker
People have been sounding the alarm about Trump since well before he took office, and once in office, he was doing awful shit constantly.
Pandemic aside, people knew.
aliyada
2012, I was still Enlisted before my episode, and in a relationship practically built of red flags. I am very very glad to no longer be the person I deluded myself into being back then.
GlowstickJedi
Time to guard the gorilla enclosure at Cincinnati zoo
NinjablazerZero
Hate to break it to you, but 2012 was already too late for Kanye.
ssjalhazred
The Machines just had to let Neil Patrick Harris make a new version of the Matrix...
4sambucas
whoa, can we go further back, to like, the 80s?
Gogoglovitch
Not far enough back to make a serious difference. 2000 would be the latest I'd go - a man passionate about climate change was within a hair's breadth of winning the White House, 9/11 hadn't yet driven the nation mad and sent it scrambling for authoritarians promising safety while delivering wars that killed hundreds of thousands, the news media hadn't completely given up investigative journalism in favor of access journalism. Realistically, even earlier would be better.
FoxxoniusAugustus
Nah what ya want is to go back 100,000 years and nuke anything trying to leave Africa on two legs. It's not 100% but if 100% is what you need then go back far enough to divert the comets that brought all the water so that earth stays a lifeless rock forever.
Centroid
2012 was the best year of my life and I had no idea at the time.
Superchief86
Worst for me ☹️
Discgolfing
2010 was a great year for me. It's been up and down ever since. But mostly great still
cepacolusmaximus
the best year of your life so far*
Bigblackdick69
2012 was the worst year of mine so how about 2013?
yourfriendlyneighbourhoodtzimisce
Shoot, I'll take 2013. 2012 was a rough one for me too; I'm not sure I could do it a second time.
JayDeeDubs
Imagine being nostalgic for what's basically 5 minutes ago. Things weren't even better then, all the same problems of now existed, they were just slightly less bad. Christ.
IHaveAGuyForEverything
Life is moving faster. I’m nostalgic for last week’s lunch. It was sooo good and work bought it. We watched 3 episodes of IT Crowd on the big screen in the team area at work. Remembering too far back anymore is dangerous, not nostalgic.
sumthinsumthinsumthin
And he posted that in 2018. It's almost quaint.
sambaah05
Trump is within striking distance of winning again. Roe vs Wade is gone, and women are suffering because of it. Inflation has hit housing and food hard. We've made little progress on climate and are seeing more extreme weather events. Harambe was alive. Things are more than slightly less bad. Do I dream about going back? No. But things are definitely worse now than they were.
Sleepingpanda1260
JayDeeDubs
Yeah, slightly. Everything that lead to Trump was already happening, climate change was well under way, the US right wing was constantly attacking liberal freedoms.
sambaah05
I never said they weren't happening. I said they are worse. I named specific things like Roe, that didn't have to happen without Trump winning, and other events like things like RBG dying on the bench. It's OK if you disagree that things aren't worse. But I and other people, think things are worse, more than slightly. Reasonable people can disagree. Thats OK.
NonstopRampage
Oh yeah. If I get a do-over, I'm going on some sort of spree. I'm not living through this trash TWICE.
bourbonandbaddecisions
A business trip to NYC could save a whole lot of people a whole lot of trouble.
funone77
Now go find that "grab em by the pussy" video and get it some air time. Idk if a relative nobody that knows the future can really change things, but man would I give it a go.
besttom
Yeah, if I could go back, I'd have just killed him. Like, give up my life, forfeit everything (and I've a pretty good life), leave my wife and kids with nothing, be labeled a murderer, life in prison or execution. All that just to ensure he doesn't exist any longer as of 2012? Sign me right tf up for that shit.
KentKnifen
Remember that he did run in 2012. He didn't get the Republican nomination, but he was up there enough to have 24/7 security, even if it was private security.
besttom
I like and appreciate that you know exactly who tf I was referring to in my comment. Like, after seeing your comment, I re-read mine and was like "Holy Shit, people might think I meant Obama." Again, thank you.
besttom
Also, to your point, so.... I should go back further then? OK.
Sleepingpanda1260
scienz
thank you - I was just about to post the same! I think of this often, when the world gets worse. We had no idea how good we had it. What a weird 8 years!
Sleepingpanda1260
No problem
Kakhtus
Yeah go get that steak dude.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
I've learned to make an amazing filet mignon, I'd take the Matrix rather than Zion
OwlFarm
Is this real? What happened to the carpet store? Who's kidneys are these?
nevernotsure
DJThuglifeSupreme
You survived cancer and then went back to the carpet store?!
walutschi
Well, a good rug really ties the room together. But that's just my opinion.
kickmyballsrealhard
LAAAAME!!!
frischcode
Yes. I'd like to open a self-directed Roth IRA. Here is my $2000 in BitCoin.
Saker82
Go ahead and buy enough of Twitters stock so that Elon has to ask you to sell so he can buy it.
alcamar
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Okay, but now imagine you were into bitcoin in 2012 and you're a disabled adult and the only reason you didn't invest into it and mining it is that the person you're a dependent of threatened to make you homeless if you did
Anyway, hi, I'm not living a happy life. I'm alive, but it's not a happy life.
draek1
I could easily make enough money with my current knowledge of historic time and sales on stocks and Bitcoin to change the history of the United States. Send me back and you will get Bernie 2016
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Change the stocks, change the wealth.
Change the wealth, change what the stocks do.
Your knowledge lasts only for as long as you don't get involved. The moment you change the variables, you change the results. You get ONE, beyond that, you're on your own.
ForTheBestReally
Tbf with Bitcoin you only need to hit one of the spikes and you could walk away with millions. Is that enough to change the country? Probably not
fastlaserjockey
Except this cycle generates from a new seed and the stupid nonsense currency that blows up this time is called DigiDollZ. It's virtual dollars that have little chibi-avatars that grow your investment when you raise them in the digiverse like Tamagachi. It is all inevitably connected to pedo-porn because it turns out we are not actually living in the worst possible simulation yet and we can get so much more deranged.
MerriMod
Sooooo Gaia Online?
Badprenup
Digital currency earned through computational busywork and connected to black market CSAM? I don't know why you think that's any worse or more deranged than bitcoin, you're literally just describing bitcoin + a minigame.
neithermenoryou
Bro never heard about Monero. Which is technically what all the cool criminals prefer due to its massive suit of anonymity features that make it basically impossible to track funds.
ElbowDeepInAJedi
If you go into a split timeline you need to pay attention to what's changed, not what has stayed the same.
HandoB4Javert
If you go into a split timeline you need to pay attention to what's changed. not what has stayed the same,
ThatShiftyMonkey
If you go into a split timeline you need to pay attention to what changed. not what has stayed the same,
Kirj4v4
Runningsilly