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Oct 27, 2016 8:30 AM
standardmannequin
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ItsThaRickDance
Whats up with the name Uma and having fucked up eyes?
ineedtopoopsobad
What's wrong with spinach?
daytonwallace
Spinach & latinos
RedundantPleonasm
Karch. Rebel without a cause
TimeFoDat
As a gay, how DARE he associate us with spinach. I resent that.
superbadonkey
I wasn't going to, but the dog eating a lemon sealed the deal and won my upvote.
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
Cats, jokes, you clever bastard
Cucumbawumba
"This is Johnathan, my husband. And this is MY DARLING SON, POTATO."
Volreed
MisterMeSeeksDeath
"I hate gays asians spinach & latinos..." in that order, probably.
Ilikerandomgifs
I hate spinach too
hambreypabre
Cum on my heart <3
jumpoff69
Maximum cringe.
coldlings
"But mom, I named him after you!"
NanoLol
Forever cat tax
Dungeongeek
#10 I want a shirt that says "I hate Gays, Asians, spinach, and Latinos!" Just brilliant!
Dungeongeek
I mean, why include spinach in the middle of a racist rant?
tinybackpack
Lol the naming one. Lifetime Originals presents, "A Boy Named Grandma".
DrBrogbo
Daaaaamn, hat kid's got some high hopes. I wish I could wear hats...
freebodydiagram
Me too. My head is too big for most hats and it's hard to find one that fits.
iamthisguy247
I guess I'm in a midpoint of my life. I've accomplished some goals: obtaining hats, but not my main goal: being able wear them.
ImShocked
Can someone please explain the miracle whip one?
punkybeanster
White people things.
Thepowerof14
-karch
HillOfBeans
He's the strong, silent type.
CaptainCunter
Fucking beat me to it
UncleDikku
WE'RE HAVING A GIRL. LETS NAME HER SAWYER!
loveduck
I know a baby girl named Sawyer. Her mom complains about people assuming the baby is a boy based on the name.
UncleDikku
If she named her why the fuck would she complain.